Awson

Aaargh! Damn you hand stitching!

You could try counting the holes in your hands.

Hi, Spam. It's me again, Taaj.

@Taaj

Plot-twist: The "Blonde Bitch" is a character the man plays when he has his psychotic episodes and goes out hooking for the night sporting a wig and make-up.

She tries to be understanding but it wears on her.

Statuses

Wee, more ugly shit on the left.

@Awson

To the ass lovers out there:

My mom has a theory that it has to do with whether or not a dude was breastfed

Which would explain why asses are more prevalent in modern society, everybody was too scared to let their children drink titty-nectar in the 90s

@Smiral

You're probably right. Assfeeding was everywhere in the 90s.

Spam, please take Magnum back.

@Larfleeze

Get out.

Spam, please take Magnum back.

You keep talking about drugs but all I see are memes.

Theme songs

https://youtu.be/Gd9OhYroLN0?t=26s

I Can't Be The Only Person Who Hates Kids

<Snipped quote by idlehands>

Funny you mention beer. A couple kids came in ladt night and hid a six-pack in the alley behind the building. As for why:

1- Since I'm unemployed I need 8 hours of community service per month to keep my apartment.
2- I've known the owner for years. He's always been a good friend.
3- The free wifi is a plus. Sometimes I get to play Xbox. And free snacks.

@Otaku95

Livin' the good life.

I've done something horrible and that's okay with me

Look at me, I figured it out.

Thanks ASTA and Aza

No one cares.