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Hello, Awson
I'm not upset at this little bandwagon for the usual reasons. This time it's because your guys' half-assed attempts are tarnishing the original.
EDIT: gorgen's is good.
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Got propositioned for a blowie while walking home from work today.
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11 yrs ago
Forum: Spam Forum
1. I have a waifu.
2. I wasn't displaying any particular interest in this guy/girl, I generally walk around with my cock in my hand, and I shouted at him/her to suck my cock (as a joke). Was not "asking for it" with with an erection, sexy dance, etc, fuck you.
If I were attracted to 3DPD I might've considered it... But after a examination of his/her flabby body, that would have quickly turned around.
Hello, cold sores (two on the upper lip, one on the bottom).
Hello, hooker (but he/she's smelly and has huge teeth??? and I thought she was just a slut??? those all seem like bad traits for a prostitute?????).
Hello, weird genitals (his/her vagina was cool, but his/her clitoris was also a penis???).
Hello, extremely broken English (Seriously).
weird all around
2. I wasn't displaying any particular interest in this guy/girl, I generally walk around with my cock in my hand, and I shouted at him/her to suck my cock (as a joke). Was not "asking for it" with with an erection, sexy dance, etc, fuck you.
If I were attracted to 3DPD I might've considered it... But after a examination of his/her flabby body, that would have quickly turned around.
Hello, cold sores (two on the upper lip, one on the bottom).
Hello, hooker (but he/she's smelly and has huge teeth??? and I thought she was just a slut??? those all seem like bad traits for a prostitute?????).
Hello, weird genitals (his/her vagina was cool, but his/her clitoris was also a penis???).
Hello, extremely broken English (Seriously).
weird all around
Oops! Smink can't fuckin' draw on the air behind him.
Derp finds more sticks and an apple.
KnightShade gets a boost! He gets two logs, fills his inventory, and fells the tree! A stump, leaves, and sticks remain.
Pink gets a boost! He finds some clay.
I thought it was fairly straight forward. Ignoring Calla's retarded answers.
<Snipped quote>
Willem Defoe
American Psycho
This thread is filled with a breathtaking amount of fuck ups.
The amount of fuck-ups in this thread is breathtaking.
The amount of fuck-ups in this thread is breathtaking.
Martin Sheen
LOL
YOU GUYS ACTUALLY THINK IT MATTERS
Time for the reset and then a bunch of nothing again.
Have fun, you guys!
YOU GUYS ACTUALLY THINK IT MATTERS
Time for the reset and then a bunch of nothing again.
Have fun, you guys!
Mr_pink finds some flint! It's added to his inventory.
The only wood Derp can gather without an axe is twigs. Twigs are added to his inventory.
Keyguyperson get's a staff. It currently is little more than a blunt object. He needs to find a spellbook!
A log is added to KnightShade's inventory. (The tree will vanish after a semi-random amount of logs are gathered.)
Smink hears faint, unintelligible whispers.
Smink Spawns with a Painting Kit. He feels uneasy as he climbs atop the stone object.
Keyguyperson spawns with nothing, as guns are too advanced. He may choose something next round.
Teo is unable to harm others at this point.
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