Awson

Hey Spam

Can I borrow like $50? I'll pay you back next check.

C'mon bro I got no money for a few days.

You know I'll pay you back. Just give me like 40 or 50.

I need it.

My space pizza shop will not cater openly gray weddings

If it's gray

Would that mean you have Chromophobia?

@Azarthes

If it was about sort of rhyming a little, then sure.

But if chroma means color, then it wouldn't be the thing he is afraid of. As the grayness-- it is not a color.

My space pizza shop will not cater openly gray weddings

Don't even try to tell me it's because of your Space-God.

You still serve the other types of sinners, don't you?

Own up to your Space-Homophobia, you coward.

EDIT: Gray.

Kristen Stewart or Emma Watson

One time Sophi changed by Old guild set to KStew glory

As such.

I want to get the LightAlysCity treatment (her cats thing)
just Kstew plastered all over every post I make

GIVE ME THIS

PLEASE GOD GIVE ME THIS

;_; I WANT THAT SO MUCH

@Azarthes

I once made a Robert Pattinson set for the sole purpose of making Sophi laugh at the absurdity of it.

She LOL'd the first time she saw it and no one else really said anything about it.

We had some good times.

Bad times too.

Kristen Stewart or Emma Watson

:gary

Kristen Stewart or Emma Watson

When they started pointing out the bad shit -- that's when the thread went downhill, I tell ya.

Kristen Stewart or Emma Watson

Depends. I'm more attracted to Emma Watson (obviously-- seriously, wtf? Is that even a question?).

But I feel like I'd have a better and less awkward weekend with K-Stew.

Kristen Stewart. Something tells me she puts out quicker.

@Vilageidiotx

And this.

Come here to get mind controlled

I quickly stopped reading your reply.

I published a short story collection

Last day of the free promotion. :)

@Taaj

Fine, you win!

I'll click that button and get a free thing that you put a lot of work into.

Gosh.

Come here to get mind controlled

These little gay annoyances are actually some of the rudest things that you can say to a stranger IMO.

I'm glad it isn't more popular than it is.

And I really dislike the probably-13-years-old smug shits who do this, trying to look clever.