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10 yrs ago
Current i wanna be on this status bar conversation too
10 yrs ago
4 months ago i made a status about ur mom and you never replied i hate you
11 yrs ago
NEED HELP WITH YOUR DOCTORAL DISSERTATION? PM ME AND ILL MAKE FUN OF YOUR MOTHER.
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11 yrs ago
HAVE YOU RECENTLY LOST A LEMER? CONTACT ME ASAP IM ALLERGIC TO PRIMATES. CONTACT INFO: 555-8258 EXT: 789789
11 yrs ago
PST for indepth discussion on the versatility of parrots in the modern office space

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Stop fucking up the game with your bullshit guys. Damn. Shits like Squee's ban the user above game >< 33
A Taajpeze of Dick. .... An MLG Dicktaaj ... Hmmm
<Snipped quote by The Nexerus> Even if I did this I would still make threads about dicks.
But they wouldn't get questions. Because you would also buy a go pro, and post video's from your psuedodick's POV as you do normal things. .... I can't even imagine the required penis strength to carry around a go pro. You're need like... a trapeze.
We have the Contra Fates Contra Fates Contra Fates Now we know how to summon Smiral It's with lots and lots of dick Glorious dick
<Snipped quote by The Nexerus> okay but what if I told you dick threads are the coolest thing about spam rn
100% confirmation.
Awwwwwwwwww lucky.
In Harrison Ford 11 yrs ago Forum: Spam Forum
They go in threes
<Snipped quote by Taaj> No, it's not a tuck. I use the trouser string to hang it. There's pretty much two factions with men: those that use the trouser string that comes in mens' pants to hang their penis ("hangers") and those that roll their penis into a ball and clench it between their legs ("coilers"). You cannot "tuck" a flaccid dick up into your waistband for the same reason you can't lean a rope against the wall. Sounds like your boy's not being honest with you. Must be a coiler.
Coilers are women cisscum
<Snipped quote by Otaku95> She's probably sad she'll never have grandchildren.
Oh snap
Is the answer just the tip?
You know. I'm pretty sure there is FtM gear you can buy that simulates life with a penis to answer these questions
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