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10 yrs ago
Current i wanna be on this status bar conversation too
10 yrs ago
4 months ago i made a status about ur mom and you never replied i hate you
11 yrs ago
NEED HELP WITH YOUR DOCTORAL DISSERTATION? PM ME AND ILL MAKE FUN OF YOUR MOTHER.
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11 yrs ago
HAVE YOU RECENTLY LOST A LEMER? CONTACT ME ASAP IM ALLERGIC TO PRIMATES. CONTACT INFO: 555-8258 EXT: 789789
11 yrs ago
PST for indepth discussion on the versatility of parrots in the modern office space

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Can you feel the amount of nerds that are at the ready to make super sezual confessions about you, sherly?

Okay

Cool

I'll prepare the perfect confession
Fuck yeah
I run this city
People keep stopping short. l0l
@idlehands

Should I?

I should


nope
<Snipped quote by Doivid>

You called him a ho. He a pricey ho.


Actually he just said he'd stick his dick in my mouth
then I just implied that I was an experienced enough prostitute to only be bank rolled by CEO's of fortune five hundred companies

And doing that I called him cockshy

Which really I didnt even have to make that joke

because my comment after his was just being immune to his dick.

And the only way thats the case is if I just called him a closet str8

Which I feel like

Is much funnier in hindsight

so Im changing my joke to that

go me
Spam is developing some of its first lil post-relaunch baby memes. kawaii!!


can the dank memes thing be a smiley?

Should I put this as a feature request?
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New...? I hardly think being an alt qualifies you as being 'new'.


This is the kind of moderating our country needs
I asked you in skype and Ill give you the deets when more in the know friends answer my questions
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I don't get it.


Ill make you understand

with my

dick?
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