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I've partaken of some silly candy and I'm a bit zooted. I've never craved pickles as hard as I am craving them now, and I have none, and cannot drive to get some. All is darkness and ash.
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I've partaken of some silly candy and I'm a bit zooted. I've never craved pickles as hard as I am craving them now, and I have none, and cannot drive to get some. All is darkness and ash.
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1 day ago
I feel like I shouldn't be so excited my shifts this weekend are shorter now, because I do need hours, but. 7AM-7PM, cut in half? Just feels like sweet relief.
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21 days ago
Had to fish my earbud out of a sick-filled toilet this night. Wishing everyone else a far less horrific day!
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24 days ago
I learned today that my toddler nephew can make sounds only heard by dogs and bats. I discovered this because I wouldn't let him eat doritos in my bed. My ears are bleeding. :')
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28 days ago
I got fingerprinted for a background check for my new job. The office it was done in smelled like a compressed grandma.
Pronouns are she/they, and I'm happily aromantic and asexual. No one gets to see me nude or receive my smooches but my cat.
Current car-ride listen: Sawbones: A Marital Tour of Misguided Medicine.
If you want to read some absolutely stellar gay romance, check out T.J. Klune, Jordan L. Hawk, Lily Mayne, Jennifer Cody, Lily Morton, and A.J. Sherwood.
Timezone is CST and I work stilted hours as a home caregiver for the elderly, so I have a ton of downtime for posts!
[center][url=https://youtu.be/FKaqToaWkhA]Anjimile - Any Day Now[/url][/center]
Pronouns are she/they, and I'm happily aromantic and asexual. No one gets to see me nude or receive my smooches but my cat.
Current car-ride listen:
Sawbones: A Marital Tour of Misguided Medicine.
[right]If you want to read some absolutely [i]stellar[/i] gay romance, check out T.J. Klune, Jordan L. Hawk, Lily Mayne, Jennifer Cody, Lily Morton, and A.J. Sherwood.[/right]
Timezone is CST and I work stilted hours as a home caregiver for the elderly, so I have a ton of downtime for posts!
<div style="white-space:pre-wrap;"><div class="bb-center"><a target="_blank" rel="nofollow noopener" href="https://youtu.be/FKaqToaWkhA">Anjimile - Any Day Now</a></div><br><br>Pronouns are she/they, and I'm happily aromantic and asexual. No one gets to see me nude or receive my smooches but my cat.<br><br>Current car-ride listen:<br>Sawbones: A Marital Tour of Misguided Medicine.<br><br><div class="bb-right">If you want to read some absolutely <span class="bb-i">stellar</span> gay romance, check out T.J. Klune, Jordan L. Hawk, Lily Mayne, Jennifer Cody, Lily Morton, and A.J. Sherwood.</div><br>Timezone is CST and I work stilted hours as a home caregiver for the elderly, so I have a ton of downtime for posts!</div>