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LegendBegins said
So apparently this is a thing.Pinkie: The universe is an open system.Dark: The universe is an open system.Me: The universe is a closed system.>Pinkie may misunderstand "open system.">Dark has skewed understandings of anything that has to do with reality or metaphors.>Unless God adds new energy, I say it's closed, to my knowledge of physics.


The universe is a closed system. Relativity proves this: There is nothing outside of the universe. It wraps around into itself. You go far enough, you get back to where you started. There isn't even nothing outside of the universe. There is nooutside. That's it. It's crazy.

LegendBegins said
I'm on the road to Galveston (for vacation), so I had to miss it today =(But have fun.


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LegendBegins said
(I am the third customer in line. There’s a woman at the register, then a man dressed in a way that clearly indicates he is a Christian minister. It’s two days before Thanksgiving.)Cashier: “Thank you and I hope you have a great holiday.”Customer: “A great holiday? What the f***! It’s Merry CHRISTMAS. I am so tired of this PC bull-s***, you stupid little—”Minister: “Maybe she was talking about Thanksgiving.”(The customer turns around snarling.)Customer: “Shut the fu… uu…”(She trails off when she notices his outfit. She blushes furiously, gathers her bags, and rushes out. The minister steps up.)Minister: “Which candy bar is better, the plain chocolate or the almond?”Cashier: “The almond is good!”(The minister adds that to his purchases. After he pays, he hands the cashier the candy bar.)Minister: “I hope you have a fantastic holiday.”This is why I love church people.


I read that one. :P
church
Krein said
"I don't know, but I did see them as inadequate members the moment I saw them considering they couldn't even come to an agreement on whether or not they'd use the crystal I gave them to try and 'help' them," Seth said with a small and mocking smirk. He felt that Dionysus had made a wise choice, the only things they'd probably have received from those pathetic demigods was probably their corpses in a casket."Hmph."Seth turned himself back to the new icy structures and metallic mechanisms. Focusing his magic, he infused Nevea's ice with his own crystals and manipulated them once more in order to complete the structure. Once finished, the forgers placed their machines into the slots and prepared to activate more automatons, only this time of varying sizes. The robots sprang to life and rushed at the construct, most of them flying backwards as the machine on top readjusted itself constantly to strike bigger and smaller threats. Those that weren't nailed by the ice shards were struck down by streams of harmful magic."It works, thank the gods," Seth said, pleased that the tests had gone smoothly and quickly so early. Now they didn't need to spend so much time readjusting things and could make it to the Big House on time... as soon as they actually set up the real scale versions of their defenses...


Nevea smirked also as Seth spoke. "I heard that as it happened," she said, gravelly. "I should think he should have dismissed them right there. They probably ripped each other to shreds, or bickering got them ripped to shreds." She sighed at their incompetence, and watched as their construct took out each automaton one by one. She was proud it had worked so well so quickly, although she helped design it, so it wasn't a surprise. Just rather nice.

Nevea nodded in acknowledgement of Seth's approval of the tests, and spoke. "I do believe we should go to the Big House now, while the mechanisms are forged. That may take some time. We can begin making our constructs when we return." She nodded to the Hephestans, who nodded in return, and they shuffled back into the cabin with the construct in tow.

((SOrry about short post, I had to go at this moment))
LegendBegins said
I don't get it


exactly
oooooh spooky
LegendBegins said
Don't you doubt my reading skills! I'm going to read ALL of them!


You can try! I KNOW you can!
seewhatididthere snort snort
absolutely nothing
LegendBegins said
I'm going to read all of them.


There are so many xD You'll never run out.
LegendBegins said
XD Man, people are stupid.


This site is gold.
(My store is having a sale for 20-40% off. A customer comes in with a return, and she wants to purchase some more items as well. I try to run it as an exchange, knowing this will actually save her money.)

Me: “Okay, after your store credit, you only owe $10.61.”

Customer: “Wait, what are you doing? I wanted 30% off!”

Me: “I realize that, ma’am, but actually, if you run this return as an exchange, you will actually pay less money than with the 30% off.”

Customer: “No! I wanted my 30% off! Just let me return this and get my 30% off!”

Me: “Okay, I can do that.”

(I do the return and then ring up her purchases.)

Me: “Okay, your total with 30% off is $32.54.”

Customer: “There! That’s better!”

cant stop laughing
help
LegendBegins said
Oh. My. Bloody. Yes.


It's amazing.
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