Beetlejuice96

LYDIA

"Whoa, whoa, whoa. Threaten? What have I remotely done that indicates I've threatened you? I'm here for a civilized chat, you're the one jumping to conclusions. Now sit down and zip it, will ya? I'll do the questions around here and you answer 'em." A snap rang out as she used her powers to force him into one of the clients chairs he had set up.

"What's the deal pickin' on Lawrence?"

Stranger Beetles

"Yeah, end of the campaign. You guys get the treasure and are pronounced as heroes throughout the land." Lydia replied. She had hoped for a bit more of a fight but she didn't want to ruin his happiness. "I believe it's Nate's turn as DM."

Stranger Beetles

Lydia went silent as she stared at the dice for a while. She snapped out of it, flipping through her notes to double check something, the sound of her dice being rolled behind the DM screen. "I...okay then." She said after a bit before looking up at the trio.

"Beej, you not only turn into a cockroach, but you're a size large roach that's able to devour the Beholder before he realizes what's happening. He is deader than dead. He's ultra dead."

LYDIA

"Oh, that's cute. You're really cute, ya know that?" Lydia chuckled as she looked at him. "They're not coming, Ken. Don't bother trying the phone, it's disconnected. The door's locked too. It's just you and me, ya plastic girls toy." She said as she stalked over towards him.

Stranger Beetles

"Beej, you can't even poly- you know what, fine. Roll to eat him, but you're going to have to roll pretty high in order to-" She tried to explain to him. She didn't mind the campaign getting derailed as it was amusing to see what happened but this was a little ridiculous.

LYDIA

"Whoa, whoa, whoa! Wait a minute! I am not letting you off yourself now because of some bullshit. I'm going to fix this for ya, get those fucking vultures off your back. Just...stay here, keep away from the fucking roof and birdbath. I'll be back." She said before disappearing. It was time to really make them shit themselves.

"Ken, babe! How ya doing? How's ya mom?" Lydia asked as he walked into his office, sitting in his chair with her feet propped up on the desk.

Stranger Beetles

"Beej, you're a warlock. You have to either use a spell or plan something with your team." Lydia reminded although his idea wasn't all that bad.

"Maybe we can sneak attack him before he wakes up. Get the jump on him." Zach, who was playing a Rouge Bard, suggested.

Stranger Beetles

Lydia chuckled before heading back inside, glad for once everything wasn't going to hell. The weeks passed by with her understandably being grounded for running away but she knew it wasn't out of malice. Zach and Nate considered her even more of a badass for not only getting a tattoo but for taking down a monster they only dreamed about fighting in D&D.

"You've entered the Beholder's lair where priceless artifacts cover the ground in heaps. Upon the largest pile you spot G'lorth'ak resting. What do you do?" Lydia asked Zach, Nate and Beetlejuice. She had set up the campaign and they finally arrived at the main villain.

LYDIA

Lydia grinned widely before making herself fall from the ceiling as if she jumped, landing with a sickening thud along with bones cracking. Mrs. Grigsby let out a shriek from it, eyes bulging in shock. They widened more when the broken, twisted corpse moved into a horrifying spider crawl position that wasn't humanly possible.

Lydia let out a deafening demonic screech before quickly Grudge spider crawling towards the old woman who nearly had a heart attack as she took off shrieking about the devil or some bullshit like that.

"Who needs a chiropractor, am I right?" Lydia grinned as she snapped her bones back into their proper place.

Stranger Beetles

"Take care of yourself and Lydia, darling. I'll be waiting until we meet again." Ash gave him one last hug before heading over to the van and hopping, changing into their cat form.

"Everything okay?" Lydia asked as she joined him.