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6 yrs ago
Current If you get a bigger bed you will have more bed room, but less bedroom
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6 yrs ago
So you open the door and enter your bathroom,wash your hands for 20sec then close the door when u leave.Right, you touched the doorknob before and after the washing.The faucet too. It's all pointless.
7 yrs ago
Exactly. You should reply with "I'm very interested, let's move this over to skype ;)" Anything less and it shows you're not fully committed.
8 yrs ago
Huh...was just watching some hentai as per usual when,amidst all the moaning and squelching sounds"Anastasia - Once Upon a December"violin version started playing.Well it was kinda emotional decision.
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8 yrs ago
I've read too many Isekai game-like novels. So I'm always spamming crappy jokes with the hope that with time my Humor Skill will level up and I'll start spitting good ones.
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The only thing I'm "sad" about is that the way my life is going, it's going to be a hellride with a disappointing and unfulfilling end. My road is set ahead of me and I feel powerless to achieve what I desire or even have peace of mind. Time is taken from me whilst my by the day depleting will for change and something better is draining away with it.-Someone actually wrote that.

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I see how much work you have/are putting in it and I feel like I'm not able to meet the quota and will come out lacking. Main reason for this is that I'm RPing by phone, have been for a year, and the coding is a bother among other stuff.

Usually in other RPs even the GM is a bit lacking on the info and setting which gives of a sense of "doesn't matter if I screw up" but seeing your level of dedication I don't want to dissapoint.

Sorry to bait you by showing interest in an RP I figured I couldn't meet the requirements.
Best of luck in this project.
"NO, ITS THE.. ITS THE.. PEEPE-"
*bursts out laughing*
*continues to laugh while being slashed*
"Ahh, it hurts, please spare me Mr. peepee poopoo HAHAHAHAH *OUGH* hahahahaha *GUH*"
I invented a new word

Snakes for snack => Snackes


Skip, skip, skippidy skip, the clown dressed deity danced around the mysterious forest, seemingly eluding the law of gravity. His skipping was light and the falling motion gave the impression that he was moon walking, literally. A clown skipping through a dangerous forest, landing in slow motion after every jump. A strange sight indeed.

Now the reason he visited the forest, sight seeing of course. The Glow Wood was rumored to be one of the most awesome locations in the world. Well he didn't need any rumour for that as he had seen the forest many times in his life and even saw it before it became the wonder that it was today. Still, it wasn't that much of a sight in his opinion, nothing could compare to the sight of a large scale war where blood, body parts and other stuff flew around like party poppers. So the real reason he visited? He sensed a huge ordeal coming, many factions and individuals were on the move, big things were bound to happen and he would burn in hell if he didn't witness them. But for now, he had to gather some snacks in preparation of the show. What would it be...

*Fingersnap*
"SNAKES! Fried, crispy, delicious snakes dipped in deadly venom!"
Now he was effortlessly floating around, close to the ground in a face up lying position, a fantasy bubble "clearly visible" showing him diving in a crispy snake all you can eat ocean. Reaching for the bubble...nope, this harsh reality that separated him from his snackes. Slapping himself with both hands a little, he got out of trance and started working on snake gathering.

Floating face down, very close to the earth and with lightning fast reflexes he catched about a dozen in 2 minutes. Where would be put them? And that question was answered by the conjuring of a bag. 20 more minutes of gathering passed, the job leading him closer and closer to a big den?, it seemed. One thing was for certain, he would soon get in the middle of the largest snake flux part of the forest, and he had hand fried and eaten 2/3 of all the snackes he had gathered.

He really had to stop eating more than gathering.
"Conservation is key in this line of work!"- he talked with a mouthful of crispy snakes.
Meh, normal is for ordinary people.
Well heck, why not. What's the power level for a character in this? Undead allowed? And what about Fae hunters?
I don't understand the appeal to RPing things you do in a tavern. Drink,eat, sleep, talk and leave...and then come back the next day.

Now that's my understanding of what happens. Anyone care to correct me?
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I would love to take the reins on THAT deer...
@WeepingLiberty Just someone to dick around with. A wild card if you may. He also has a transformation which gives him extra abilities and boosts him overall but since I'll never use it there was no need to. If the GM asks me to play the final boss or something then sure....But otherwise I'm just gonna be an annoying character.
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