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1. Blitz 12 yrs ago

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1 yr ago

Current blaze it and praise it

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1 yr ago

I go my whole life without encountering the word "pursuant" then suddenly it crops up like ten times in the past week

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1 yr ago

this is some chapstick weather

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6 yrs ago

ENTP: "opportunity is missed because it looks like hard work" me: *eyes bulge mid-bite of chocolate-sprinkled donut while procrastinating*

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6 yrs ago

>"Tell me something you're not proud of." Me: My RPG post ratio is higher than my GPA

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Hiya, I'm Blitz.

I think I'll put a bunch of my characters' quotes here because what better describes a person than the things they say? (Or rather, things my characters have said... Tee-hee)

The same character has cropped up in different niverses (or the same, at a different time), by the way.
 
“I guess I should've remembered that you easily get cut on broken glass.”Landon (BG)

"Your tongue definitely strikes faster than a blitzing cornerback though."Landon (TBS)

“No, I think I'll keep you on your toes my little succubus.”Landon (CLSC)

“Oh, shit. I need a mint. Coffee gives you reaper breath.”Landon (SC)

“Are you trying to elope or something?”Preston (EID/OEO)

“It could be a complete dead end, but on the other hand, whatever has managed to kill four men in one week with almost no trace except for an inhuman piece of fur could be lurking there, waiting for the two only detectives who have a lead to stupidly wander right into its claws.”Preston (EID/OEO)

“I bet I look great in this.”Mako (UD)

“If I ever got ahold of that crystal, I'd make you a better dancer.”Mako (UD)

“The one? How much have you been drinking?”Aidan (MB)

“I need a cigarette immediately.”Hazel (MB)

“Hazel, this is getting… Whew, is it hot in here? Wow!”Olivia (MB)

“I’ll make some sunscreen bottles filled with alcohol.”Olivia (MB)

“This is tequila, sweetie, SPF 50. I don’t know if you’re quite big-boy enough to drink this.”Olivia (MB)

“I’m drunk but I’m not stupid enough to let a wee freshman get to me anyways."Olivia (MB)

“Oh nothing, you’re just a bit of a tool is all.”Olivia (MB)

“There’s nothing better than chilling in a hot tub with a drink in your hand and a beautiful lady at the disposal of the other.”Cliff (MB)

“Well, I'm certainly very sorry about almost pissing you off.”Angel (SoF)

“I'm sorry about this babe, but no one screws over Angel McBride... You'd be such a good addition, it'd be a shame if I had to kill you right here.”Angel (SoF)

"Consider this a fee for using the... VIP entrance.”Knox (SoF)

“I am a Lost One, but I’m not, like, their most active or dangerous member or anything.”Knox (SoF)

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In Broken Glass [Dark Wind & Blitz] → 12 yrs ago Forum: 1x1 Roleplay

Landon nodded and threw out his empty coffee cup at a nearby trashcan and returned to hear her jokingly say that with all the work she needed to make, she might just kill herself. The two of them paused for a moment and Landon facepalmed in disbelief.

"Yeah, good one, dumbass," Landon replied after she had finally said something.

He then followed her outside the Dunkin' Donuts toward her dorm room. On their way, they had a little bit of small talk. Despite their warm reunion, there was still a bit of awkwardness hanging between them. Or, perhaps "awkwardness" wasn't exactly the right term for it. Tension? Hesitance? Whatever it was, it wasn't all that noticeable anyway.

Finally they came to the door of Kaelyn's dorm.

"I'm surprised you don't have more luggage," Landon was saying. "Girl's have so much clothes and makeup and shoes and just general junk."

In Broken Glass [Dark Wind & Blitz] → 12 yrs ago Forum: 1x1 Roleplay

i also may or may not be trying to shit out an archer rp idea lol

In Broken Glass [Dark Wind & Blitz] → 12 yrs ago Forum: 1x1 Roleplay

i'll try but i'm kinda distracted what with all the celebrating i'm doing lololol but i promise i will when i can <3

In Broken Glass [Dark Wind & Blitz] → 12 yrs ago Forum: 1x1 Roleplay

fine

but ya some people are like "im iffy about school tomorrow"

no.

they haven't even gotten to the back roads yet k

In Broken Glass [Dark Wind & Blitz] → 12 yrs ago Forum: 1x1 Roleplay

hmm me neither tbh. i haven't even finished season 2 lol.

yes macedonia too. i'm like 1/16 macedonian so i mean.

WE GOT 15 INCHES LOL

In Broken Glass [Dark Wind & Blitz] → 12 yrs ago Forum: 1x1 Roleplay

wait

that sounds really cool though what. like the romans were pretty badass. or were those the greeks? or both?

anyway can we pleeaaaaasse do an archer 1x1?? lol

In Broken Glass [Dark Wind & Blitz] → 12 yrs ago Forum: 1x1 Roleplay

is it psych?

In Broken Glass [Dark Wind & Blitz] → 12 yrs ago Forum: 1x1 Roleplay

HAHAHAHA
no but srsly it's like up to my knees now

In Broken Glass [Dark Wind & Blitz] → 12 yrs ago Forum: 1x1 Roleplay

my school got cancelled before a flake even fell lol.

what if it just didn't snow

like

oh.

In Broken Glass [Dark Wind & Blitz] → 12 yrs ago Forum: 1x1 Roleplay

i know
im so eloquent :-))))
i will post soon. if not today then maybe tomorrow. if not tomorrow then definitely over this snow-caused 5-day weekend that is undoubtedly brewing

Hiya, I'm Blitz. I think I'll put a bunch of my characters' quotes here because what better describes a person than the things they say? (Or rather, things my characters have said... Tee-hee) [hider=quotes] The same character has cropped up in different niverses (or the same, at a different time), by the way. [quote=Landon (BG)]“I guess I should've remembered that you easily get cut on broken glass.”[/quote] [quote=Landon (TBS)]"Your tongue definitely strikes faster than a blitzing cornerback though."[/quote] [quote=Landon (CLSC)]“No, I think I'll keep you on your toes my little succubus.”[/quote] [quote=Landon (SC)]“Oh, shit. I need a mint. Coffee gives you reaper breath.”[/quote] [quote=Preston (EID/OEO)]“Are you trying to elope or something?”[/quote] [quote=Preston (EID/OEO)]“It could be a complete dead end, but on the other hand, whatever has managed to kill four men in one week with almost no trace except for an inhuman piece of fur could be lurking there, waiting for the two only detectives who have a lead to stupidly wander right into its claws.”[/quote] [quote=Mako (UD)]“I bet I look great in this.”[/quote] [quote=Mako (UD)]“If I ever got ahold of that crystal, I'd make you a better dancer.”[/quote] [quote=Aidan (MB)]“The one? How much have you been drinking?” [/quote] [quote=Hazel (MB)]“I need a cigarette immediately.” [/quote] [quote=Olivia (MB)]“Hazel, this is getting… Whew, is it hot in here? Wow!” [/quote] [quote=Olivia (MB)]“I’ll make some sunscreen bottles filled with alcohol.” [/quote] [quote=Olivia (MB)]“This is tequila, sweetie, SPF 50. I don’t know if you’re quite big-boy enough to drink this.” [/quote] [quote=Olivia (MB)]“I’m drunk but I’m not stupid enough to let a wee freshman get to me anyways." [/quote] [quote=Olivia (MB)]“Oh nothing, you’re just a bit of a tool is all.” [/quote] [quote=Cliff (MB)]“There’s nothing better than chilling in a hot tub with a drink in your hand and a beautiful lady at the disposal of the other.” [/quote] [quote=Angel (SoF)]“Well, I'm certainly [i]very[/i] sorry about almost pissing you off.” [/quote] [quote=Angel (SoF)]“I'm sorry about this babe, but no one screws over Angel McBride... You'd be such a good addition, it'd be a shame if I had to kill you right here.” [/quote] [quote=Knox (SoF)]"Consider this a fee for using the... VIP entrance.” [/quote] [quote=Knox (SoF)]“I am a Lost One, but I’m not, like, their most active or dangerous member or anything.”[/quote][/hider]

<div style="white-space:pre-wrap;">Hiya, I'm Blitz.<br><br>I think I'll put a bunch of my characters' quotes here because what better describes a person than the things they say? (Or rather, things my characters have said... Tee-hee)<br><br><div class="hider-panel"><div class="hider-heading"><button type="button" class="btn btn-default btn-xs hider-button" data-name="quotes">quotes [+]</button></div><div class="hider-body" style="display: none">The same character has cropped up in different niverses (or the same, at a different time), by the way.<br> <br><blockquote class="bb-quote">“I guess I should've remembered that you easily get cut on broken glass.”<footer>Landon (BG)</footer></blockquote><br><br><blockquote class="bb-quote">"Your tongue definitely strikes faster than a blitzing cornerback though."<footer>Landon (TBS)</footer></blockquote><br><br><blockquote class="bb-quote">“No, I think I'll keep you on your toes my little succubus.”<footer>Landon (CLSC)</footer></blockquote><br><br><blockquote class="bb-quote">“Oh, shit. I need a mint. Coffee gives you reaper breath.”<footer>Landon (SC)</footer></blockquote><br><br><blockquote class="bb-quote">“Are you trying to elope or something?”<footer>Preston (EID/OEO)</footer></blockquote><br><br><blockquote class="bb-quote">“It could be a complete dead end, but on the other hand, whatever has managed to kill four men in one week with almost no trace except for an inhuman piece of fur could be lurking there, waiting for the two only detectives who have a lead to stupidly wander right into its claws.”<footer>Preston (EID/OEO)</footer></blockquote><br><br><blockquote class="bb-quote">“I bet I look great in this.”<footer>Mako (UD)</footer></blockquote><br><br><blockquote class="bb-quote">“If I ever got ahold of that crystal, I'd make you a better dancer.”<footer>Mako (UD)</footer></blockquote><br><br><blockquote class="bb-quote">“The one? How much have you been drinking?”<footer>Aidan (MB)</footer></blockquote><br><br><blockquote class="bb-quote">“I need a cigarette immediately.”<footer>Hazel (MB)</footer></blockquote><br><br><blockquote class="bb-quote">“Hazel, this is getting… Whew, is it hot in here? Wow!”<footer>Olivia (MB)</footer></blockquote><br><br><blockquote class="bb-quote">“I’ll make some sunscreen bottles filled with alcohol.”<footer>Olivia (MB)</footer></blockquote><br><br><blockquote class="bb-quote">“This is tequila, sweetie, SPF 50. I don’t know if you’re quite big-boy enough to drink this.”<footer>Olivia (MB)</footer></blockquote><br><br><blockquote class="bb-quote">“I’m drunk but I’m not stupid enough to let a wee freshman get to me anyways."<footer>Olivia (MB)</footer></blockquote><br><br><blockquote class="bb-quote">“Oh nothing, you’re just a bit of a tool is all.”<footer>Olivia (MB)</footer></blockquote><br><br><blockquote class="bb-quote">“There’s nothing better than chilling in a hot tub with a drink in your hand and a beautiful lady at the disposal of the other.”<footer>Cliff (MB)</footer></blockquote><br><br><blockquote class="bb-quote">“Well, I'm certainly <span class="bb-i">very</span> sorry about almost pissing you off.”<footer>Angel (SoF)</footer></blockquote><br><br><blockquote class="bb-quote">“I'm sorry about this babe, but no one screws over Angel McBride... You'd be such a good addition, it'd be a shame if I had to kill you right here.”<footer>Angel (SoF)</footer></blockquote><br><br><blockquote class="bb-quote">"Consider this a fee for using the... VIP entrance.”<footer>Knox (SoF)</footer></blockquote><br><br><blockquote class="bb-quote">“I am a Lost One, but I’m not, like, their most active or dangerous member or anything.”<footer>Knox (SoF)</footer></blockquote></div></div></div>

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