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22 May 2017 17:32
Current I honestly think I've declined in intelligence since high school.
19 May 2017 18:38
Ermagherd, just finished my first RPGC entry in, like, months. It's absolute trash but something is better than nothing! Lookin forward to read everyone's on the 23rd
9 May 2017 14:58
Profile visitors disabled? *stalks mercilessly*
3 Feb 2017 10:19
Who knew an RP based on a Montana farm in the middle of nowhere could go so well.
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18 Jan 2017 3:27
Every character you create has a little piece of you in them. It's amazing


Hi, I'm Blitz. I love college football and general shenanigans, but I love writing and RPing equally as much. Genres I prefer generally depend on my mood, but I tend to prefer RPs about college/sports, gangs, mild fantasy, realistic/modern, post-apocalyptic... I could be convinced to do anything if you're good enough at arguing.

I think I'll also put a bunch of my favorite quotes here because what better describes a person than the things they say? (Or rather, things my characters have said... Tee-hee)

“I guess I should've remembered that you easily get cut on broken glass.”
Landon (BG)

"Your tongue definitely strikes faster than a blitzing cornerback though."
Landon (TBS)

“No, I think I'll keep you on your toes my little succubus.”
Landon (CLSC)

“Oh, shit. I need a mint. Coffee gives you reaper breath.”
Landon (SC)

“Are you trying to elope or something?”
Preston (EID/OEO)

“It could be a complete dead end, but on the other hand, whatever has managed to kill four men in one week with almost no trace except for an inhuman piece of fur could be lurking there, waiting for the two only detectives who have a lead to stupidly wander right into its claws.”
Preston (EID/OEO)

“I bet I look great in this.”
Mako (UD)

“If I ever got ahold of that crystal, I'd make you a better dancer.”
Mako (UD)

“The one? How much have you been drinking?”
Aidan (MB)

“I need a cigarette immediately.”
Hazel (MB)

“Hazel, this is getting… Whew, is it hot in here? Wow!”
Olivia (MB)

“I’ll make some sunscreen bottles filled with alcohol.”
Olivia (MB)

“This is tequila, sweetie, SPF 50. I don’t know if you’re quite big-boy enough to drink this.”
Olivia (MB)

“I’m drunk but I’m not stupid enough to let a wee freshman get to me anyways."
Olivia (MB)

“Oh nothing, you’re just a bit of a tool is all.”
Olivia (MB)

“There’s nothing better than chilling in a hot tub with a drink in your hand and a beautiful lady at the disposal of the other.”
Cliff (MB)

“Well, I'm certainly very sorry about almost pissing you off.”
Angel (SoF)

“I'm sorry about this babe, but no one screws over Angel McBride... You'd be such a good addition, it'd be a shame if I had to kill you right here.”
Angel (SoF)

"Consider this a fee for using the... VIP entrance.”
Knox (SoF)

“I am a Lost One, but I’m not, like, their most active or dangerous member or anything.”
Knox (SoF)

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Whoop! Looking forward to finish reading.

And, uhm, y'all can possibly expect another round of Blitz's Unhelpful Reviews™.
In RPGC#14 - Reality 22 May 2017 17:10 Forum: Writing Contests
Aghhhhhhhhhh. I'm so impatient.

*flies to nearest black hole so time here will move faster*
In A New Contest? 21 May 2017 1:41 Forum: Writing Contests
Oh, awesome! That's good to hear. And less work for me, hehe.
In A New Contest? 20 May 2017 17:29 Forum: Writing Contests
((I was going to post this in the Contest Discussion sub-subforum but no one ever looks there so... I apologize if this infringes on anything.))

I just today saw Terminal had terminated (¿) the Twelve Labours series. One of my personal best pieces of writing was born as a submission to a Labour, so I—among others, I'm sure—am/are quite sentimental about that. I, being the dream-the-impossible-dream guy that I am, really want to make some kind of contest of my own. (I know I, like anyone else on here, have had my disappearing spells but managing is easier than writing for me........ lol) However, I obviously don't want to make a prompt-response-vote contest like the RPGC or do a prompt-response-judge-pass/fail contest like TTL (because, honestly, I don't have it in me to write scathing reviews like Master Terminal). My biggest struggle is coming up with a creative way to determine a winner, since the prompt-response part is kinda the root of a writing contest.

I might just come up with a grading system, award points in categories out of 100 points, and the name the winner him or her with the highest grade/score??? I don't know. I really would like to have a second contest running alongside RPGC though.

My dream is definitely to see this subform more lively and welcoming for anyone and all those who love to write. Would anyone be interested perhaps? Or is now not a good time for change?
In RPGC#14 - Reality 14 May 2017 10:10 Forum: Writing Contests
Supernatural western, anyone?

Be prepared.

It's currently 1:15am EST, is that good enough?
In Inkarnate 5 May 2017 15:32 Forum: Off-Topic Discussion
WINDY i put inkarnate on my friggin worldbuilding guide you hapless mealworm!!!!!!

I love it tho <3
Interesting new challenge. If Christianity wasn't a thing I would've totally done the Passion. Oh well.

EDIT: My brain just hatched an interesting idea. Maybe too interesting. Like, it may get my entry failed. Hmmm.
Congrats to everyone 😬😬😬
I'm casting my @vote for Ashes of Illium for its well-developed characters, historical inspirations, and colorful imagery. Good luck, @Silver.
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