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1. Blitz 12 yrs ago

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1 yr ago

Current blaze it and praise it

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1 yr ago

I go my whole life without encountering the word "pursuant" then suddenly it crops up like ten times in the past week

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1 yr ago

this is some chapstick weather

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6 yrs ago

ENTP: "opportunity is missed because it looks like hard work" me: *eyes bulge mid-bite of chocolate-sprinkled donut while procrastinating*

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6 yrs ago

>"Tell me something you're not proud of." Me: My RPG post ratio is higher than my GPA

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Hiya, I'm Blitz.

I think I'll put a bunch of my characters' quotes here because what better describes a person than the things they say? (Or rather, things my characters have said... Tee-hee)

The same character has cropped up in different niverses (or the same, at a different time), by the way.
 
“I guess I should've remembered that you easily get cut on broken glass.”Landon (BG)

"Your tongue definitely strikes faster than a blitzing cornerback though."Landon (TBS)

“No, I think I'll keep you on your toes my little succubus.”Landon (CLSC)

“Oh, shit. I need a mint. Coffee gives you reaper breath.”Landon (SC)

“Are you trying to elope or something?”Preston (EID/OEO)

“It could be a complete dead end, but on the other hand, whatever has managed to kill four men in one week with almost no trace except for an inhuman piece of fur could be lurking there, waiting for the two only detectives who have a lead to stupidly wander right into its claws.”Preston (EID/OEO)

“I bet I look great in this.”Mako (UD)

“If I ever got ahold of that crystal, I'd make you a better dancer.”Mako (UD)

“The one? How much have you been drinking?”Aidan (MB)

“I need a cigarette immediately.”Hazel (MB)

“Hazel, this is getting… Whew, is it hot in here? Wow!”Olivia (MB)

“I’ll make some sunscreen bottles filled with alcohol.”Olivia (MB)

“This is tequila, sweetie, SPF 50. I don’t know if you’re quite big-boy enough to drink this.”Olivia (MB)

“I’m drunk but I’m not stupid enough to let a wee freshman get to me anyways."Olivia (MB)

“Oh nothing, you’re just a bit of a tool is all.”Olivia (MB)

“There’s nothing better than chilling in a hot tub with a drink in your hand and a beautiful lady at the disposal of the other.”Cliff (MB)

“Well, I'm certainly very sorry about almost pissing you off.”Angel (SoF)

“I'm sorry about this babe, but no one screws over Angel McBride... You'd be such a good addition, it'd be a shame if I had to kill you right here.”Angel (SoF)

"Consider this a fee for using the... VIP entrance.”Knox (SoF)

“I am a Lost One, but I’m not, like, their most active or dangerous member or anything.”Knox (SoF)

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A.

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Welcome to the guild! 

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Llamas 

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Not-so-Jolly Ranchers

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The public is in danger—

MY EVENING'S IN DANGER

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Holla at me

In The Sandy Rose Saloon → 11 yrs ago Forum: Casual Roleplay

PLEASE IGNORE MY LAST IC POST i really need to learn to refresh before posting...

EDIT// boop fixed@hoppiholla391

welcome to my world :')

In Go through the Alphabet before someone posts a My Little Pony Picture → 11 yrs ago Forum: Spam Forum

Eggos :D <3

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...B

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Dinosaur-shaped cookies. or pills

Hiya, I'm Blitz. I think I'll put a bunch of my characters' quotes here because what better describes a person than the things they say? (Or rather, things my characters have said... Tee-hee) [hider=quotes] The same character has cropped up in different niverses (or the same, at a different time), by the way. [quote=Landon (BG)]“I guess I should've remembered that you easily get cut on broken glass.”[/quote] [quote=Landon (TBS)]"Your tongue definitely strikes faster than a blitzing cornerback though."[/quote] [quote=Landon (CLSC)]“No, I think I'll keep you on your toes my little succubus.”[/quote] [quote=Landon (SC)]“Oh, shit. I need a mint. Coffee gives you reaper breath.”[/quote] [quote=Preston (EID/OEO)]“Are you trying to elope or something?”[/quote] [quote=Preston (EID/OEO)]“It could be a complete dead end, but on the other hand, whatever has managed to kill four men in one week with almost no trace except for an inhuman piece of fur could be lurking there, waiting for the two only detectives who have a lead to stupidly wander right into its claws.”[/quote] [quote=Mako (UD)]“I bet I look great in this.”[/quote] [quote=Mako (UD)]“If I ever got ahold of that crystal, I'd make you a better dancer.”[/quote] [quote=Aidan (MB)]“The one? How much have you been drinking?” [/quote] [quote=Hazel (MB)]“I need a cigarette immediately.” [/quote] [quote=Olivia (MB)]“Hazel, this is getting… Whew, is it hot in here? Wow!” [/quote] [quote=Olivia (MB)]“I’ll make some sunscreen bottles filled with alcohol.” [/quote] [quote=Olivia (MB)]“This is tequila, sweetie, SPF 50. I don’t know if you’re quite big-boy enough to drink this.” [/quote] [quote=Olivia (MB)]“I’m drunk but I’m not stupid enough to let a wee freshman get to me anyways." [/quote] [quote=Olivia (MB)]“Oh nothing, you’re just a bit of a tool is all.” [/quote] [quote=Cliff (MB)]“There’s nothing better than chilling in a hot tub with a drink in your hand and a beautiful lady at the disposal of the other.” [/quote] [quote=Angel (SoF)]“Well, I'm certainly [i]very[/i] sorry about almost pissing you off.” [/quote] [quote=Angel (SoF)]“I'm sorry about this babe, but no one screws over Angel McBride... You'd be such a good addition, it'd be a shame if I had to kill you right here.” [/quote] [quote=Knox (SoF)]"Consider this a fee for using the... VIP entrance.” [/quote] [quote=Knox (SoF)]“I am a Lost One, but I’m not, like, their most active or dangerous member or anything.”[/quote][/hider]

<div style="white-space:pre-wrap;">Hiya, I'm Blitz.<br><br>I think I'll put a bunch of my characters' quotes here because what better describes a person than the things they say? (Or rather, things my characters have said... Tee-hee)<br><br><div class="hider-panel"><div class="hider-heading"><button type="button" class="btn btn-default btn-xs hider-button" data-name="quotes">quotes [+]</button></div><div class="hider-body" style="display: none">The same character has cropped up in different niverses (or the same, at a different time), by the way.<br> <br><blockquote class="bb-quote">“I guess I should've remembered that you easily get cut on broken glass.”<footer>Landon (BG)</footer></blockquote><br><br><blockquote class="bb-quote">"Your tongue definitely strikes faster than a blitzing cornerback though."<footer>Landon (TBS)</footer></blockquote><br><br><blockquote class="bb-quote">“No, I think I'll keep you on your toes my little succubus.”<footer>Landon (CLSC)</footer></blockquote><br><br><blockquote class="bb-quote">“Oh, shit. I need a mint. Coffee gives you reaper breath.”<footer>Landon (SC)</footer></blockquote><br><br><blockquote class="bb-quote">“Are you trying to elope or something?”<footer>Preston (EID/OEO)</footer></blockquote><br><br><blockquote class="bb-quote">“It could be a complete dead end, but on the other hand, whatever has managed to kill four men in one week with almost no trace except for an inhuman piece of fur could be lurking there, waiting for the two only detectives who have a lead to stupidly wander right into its claws.”<footer>Preston (EID/OEO)</footer></blockquote><br><br><blockquote class="bb-quote">“I bet I look great in this.”<footer>Mako (UD)</footer></blockquote><br><br><blockquote class="bb-quote">“If I ever got ahold of that crystal, I'd make you a better dancer.”<footer>Mako (UD)</footer></blockquote><br><br><blockquote class="bb-quote">“The one? How much have you been drinking?”<footer>Aidan (MB)</footer></blockquote><br><br><blockquote class="bb-quote">“I need a cigarette immediately.”<footer>Hazel (MB)</footer></blockquote><br><br><blockquote class="bb-quote">“Hazel, this is getting… Whew, is it hot in here? Wow!”<footer>Olivia (MB)</footer></blockquote><br><br><blockquote class="bb-quote">“I’ll make some sunscreen bottles filled with alcohol.”<footer>Olivia (MB)</footer></blockquote><br><br><blockquote class="bb-quote">“This is tequila, sweetie, SPF 50. I don’t know if you’re quite big-boy enough to drink this.”<footer>Olivia (MB)</footer></blockquote><br><br><blockquote class="bb-quote">“I’m drunk but I’m not stupid enough to let a wee freshman get to me anyways."<footer>Olivia (MB)</footer></blockquote><br><br><blockquote class="bb-quote">“Oh nothing, you’re just a bit of a tool is all.”<footer>Olivia (MB)</footer></blockquote><br><br><blockquote class="bb-quote">“There’s nothing better than chilling in a hot tub with a drink in your hand and a beautiful lady at the disposal of the other.”<footer>Cliff (MB)</footer></blockquote><br><br><blockquote class="bb-quote">“Well, I'm certainly <span class="bb-i">very</span> sorry about almost pissing you off.”<footer>Angel (SoF)</footer></blockquote><br><br><blockquote class="bb-quote">“I'm sorry about this babe, but no one screws over Angel McBride... You'd be such a good addition, it'd be a shame if I had to kill you right here.”<footer>Angel (SoF)</footer></blockquote><br><br><blockquote class="bb-quote">"Consider this a fee for using the... VIP entrance.”<footer>Knox (SoF)</footer></blockquote><br><br><blockquote class="bb-quote">“I am a Lost One, but I’m not, like, their most active or dangerous member or anything.”<footer>Knox (SoF)</footer></blockquote></div></div></div>

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