bloonewb

Summer Camp for Supernatural Teens

Tim was interested in competition. "Hey!" he shouted to the counselor. "How about one where you try to offend as many people as possible in one sentence? I'm really good at that!"

A Long Walk (Aisling and Bloonewb)

Is Bessie supposed to be Betsy?

Kobold Roleplay (Open!)

It was actually supposed to be a joke coming from a webcomic called Order of the Stick. Warning: heavy D&D terminology ahead.

So the cleric casts sending to talk to the fighter and ranger because they're trapped in a dungeon. They talk, and relay orders, but the cleric casts sending to the fighter once again because he screwed it up. So the ranger next to him said "I have the sudden urge to help you think up 25 synonyms for 'Buffoon'".

A Long Walk (Aisling and Bloonewb)

Jacquelyn walked off with 5 bronze coins, leaving the other girl, whom she learned was named Betsy. She was part of that caravan that came in. "Wow, those people are real suckers," she said to herself quietly. She then looked over at the large street in town and saw two other girls from the caravan. If they're all as gullible as the first, she's in for a large payoff today. Perhaps even enough to buy some more cane sugar from the merchant that comes once a week. Mmmmm, cane sugar . . .

A hat was on the street, in front of the girls. Jacquelyn walked up to it and placed one bronze from their own money in the hat. "A beautiful performance," she said to the girl standing in front. "I want to be your friend. What's your name? Do you like riddles?" By the snake Hetuis, people are so dumb.

A Long Walk (Aisling and Bloonewb)

Jacquelyn looked up from the dirt. A loud caravan had come into town, bringing with it exotic foreign performers. Jacquelyn got up from her sitting position, and wiped the red chalk off her forearms. Despite how sympathy inducing and coin obtaining that ploy was, it'll have to wait.

"Hello?" she called out to a girl of about 10-12.

"Whudduyawant?" The other girl mumbled back.

"Would you like to play a game? It's easy. We tell each other riddles. The one who can't answer loses, and gives the winner all the money they have."

"Okay," the other girl responded, slightly skeptically.

"Very well. I'll begin. I am a red bird-"

"No, you're a person."

"It's part of the riddle. I'll start again. I am a red bird who flies between thirty white horsemen. What am I?"

The other girl thought for a minute, scrunching up her face. It was obvious she lacked the mental capacity to solve this riddle. Jacquelyn struggled to contain her laughter, knowing that the moment she chuckled a bit at this, she loses her opportunity for a substantial coin gathering.

A Long Walk (Aisling and Bloonewb)

Certainly. You post first, and I'll go right after.

Blood Runs Over Westeros: A Game of Thrones RP

Hearken! Thine post of a man who hath learneth thine world doth not revolveth around him!

Blood Runs Over Westeros: A Game of Thrones RP

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I do love me some flayed minion

That would be an interesting angle to play, if they were allowed to keep their lands that is.

@PecanNoir

Did you intend the pun "flayed minion" to sound like "fillet mignon"? If so (claps slowly) well done sir!

A Long Walk (Aisling and Bloonewb)

My character sheet is currently a rough draft. I will frequently edit it. I'm hoping by 1 year, it'll fill up the screen.

Blood Runs Over Westeros: A Game of Thrones RP

There's always the Boltons.