Boomrocker

I Am a Superhero! - Watashi wa sūpāhīrōdesu! - 私はスーパーヒーローです！(Anime Superhero RP)

Neo-Tokyo Police Department Crack Response Unit

The hand of the eyepatched girl wrapped around the horrified police officer and his face was an expression of pure fear as his body was thrown like a ragdoll. The kick to his chin resulted in a sickening crack as the officer's neck broke and he hit the ground in a lifeless heap. Though a dozen other officers had been brutally murdered in the previous two seconds, all of the man's comrades had their eyes on this moment as the girl cruelly snuffed out a life simply to get another instrument of murder. They were, beyond any reasonable doubt, horrified.

The quiet words of "Onii-san?" punctuated the air before every single armed and armored police officer with a clear shot finally opened fire on Yukoshi and Sakura. With trained law enforcement precision, the officers' automatic weapons spewed a pure hail of unadulterated lead. The time for giving the girls the benefit of the doubt was now over. Their enemies were cop killers, pure and simple, and honour demanded that the comrades of the fallen earned their vengeance. They would apprehend, or they would avenge. Life in prison was now looking like a reasonable sentencing, if the girls made it that far.

Their main target was Sakura, as many of them could not line up a shot on Yukoshi without hitting the unconscious civilian she was manhandling. But this was Japan. The well-being of the group came before the well-being of the individual. Thankfully, they weren't dealing with the typical flying brick sort of supers here, just regular old psychopaths with weapons. At such close range, there was no way they could miss.

Even the sudden cracking of high powered automatic weapons didn't manage to drown out the cries coming from members of the Response Unit as they fought against the two sociopaths.

"My legs! My legs!"

"Harada-sama! He was two days from retirement!"

"It's just two psychopathic kids! We can't bring dishonor by failing to apprehend!"

"You motherfuckers! You killed my brother!"

"We are under attack repeat we are under attack! Call in the army! Call the Rangers! CALL EVERYONE!"

"THE POWER OF MY ANCESTORS AIDS ME IN DEFE..." this one was cut off as the speaker was abruptly... silenced.

Fables: After The Ever Afters

Name: Guan Yu (He does not hide his name, merely laughing off the naming as a coincidence)

Nickname: Yunchang to those of his age or his sworn brothers

Race: Human Fable

Gender: Male

Appearance: In his Mundane form, Guan Yu is a tall, suit wearing oriental man with a truly glorious beard a foot and a half in length. His most prized possession is a jade green cane, which is more of an accessory as he does not need it to walk. When not disguising himself, however, he grows almost a foot in height and his clothes are replaced by those of a truly royal regalia, and his cane morphs into the Dragon Crescent Halberd that was his weapon in life.

True Form

Job: CEO of Celestial Life Insurance Pty Ltd

Personality: Guan Yu is a stalwart man who believes in justice and virtue. Above all else, he believes in loyalty to one's family and friends. Beyond his ideals, he is a calm and serious man, yet he possesses kindness and compassion and always has time for anyone who possesses grievances for him to hear. He truly aspires to his sworn brother's ideal of a world of benevolence, and brings it about by being benevolent himself.

Fable: Once upon a time in Chinese history there was a legendary figure named Guan Yu. Once the sworn brother of Liu Bei and Zhang Fei, he made his mark through his incorruptible honour and dedication to his brothers and their cause. His death at Fan Castle was only the beginning of his career, though, as the Chinese people petitioned their ancestors to allow Guan Yu to enter the Celestial Bureauocracy as the God of War. However, as a god he didn't necessarily bless those who go to battle but instead those who observed the code of brotherhood and righteousness. Eventually, as his popularity in the afterlife grew, he was elected by his descendants to the position of Celestial Emperor.

When the Fables returned to the Mundane world, Guan Yu was pleased to find that China had blossomed in his absence, though he did not visit upon fear of being recognized. His image was everywhere, and removing his beard would be a most heinous crime against his own sensibilities. So instead, he went to the Americas, to Fable-town, and decided to continue his role as a custodian of the afterlife by providing people with security for their families when they inevitably passed on. And so it was that CLI Pty Ltd was formed, and through Guan Yu's benevolence, many felt safe and secure for investing with him.

However, one must never forget that Guan Yu is a fierce warrior, and when his disguise is shed, he is a terrifying enemy to behold.

Abilities:
When transformed, Guan Yu possesses the strength of a hundred men. This is not an exaggeration. A single swipe of his halberd sends men flying, and he can withstand blows that would crush a regular mortal. His beard is also known to inspire awe in ordinary men, such is its beauty and glory.

Regardless of his transformed state, Guan Yu can make his jade cane/dragon halberd simply appear in his hand, though it is a power he guards from others. Thus, it is impossible to steal it from him.

He is also a capable statesman and manager, but not talented in the art of strategy. It is best to let others create plans while he executes them.

I Am a Superhero! - Watashi wa sūpāhīrōdesu! - 私はスーパーヒーローです！(Anime Superhero RP)

Steven Diggs

Steve looked up and saw underwear. He would have been confused, but this was Japan. She was simply displaying it in the interest of having buyers for it later. Two hands closed around the haft of the pipe wrench, ready to bat this poor underwear saleslady out of the sky when...

WHACK!

The eyepatch girl's legs slammed into Steve's, who had NOT seen that coming at all. He was looking at the sky, into the sun! How could he? He hit the ground with a painful crunch, head slamming against the tarmac and rendering him delirious almost immediately.

"Did anyone get th'number... o' that BITCH," he managed to drone out in complete non sequitor before he fell unconscious.

And then the cops showed up.

School Quadrangle

Sirens, hundreds of them, flooded the air around the school as the Neo-Tokyo Police Force showed up en masse. Stomp stomp stomp was the sound of hundreds of boots hitting the ground as a veritable army of boys in blue responded to the threat of terrorists. And none too soon! The two terrorists had attacked a mechanic, attempting to kill him in cold blood! One of them had a left a GUN on the floor for any innocent child to pick up and fire! The amount of laws broken in this single incident mandated lengthy prison sentences!

The stricken mechanic, girl with katana and eyepatch girl were rapidly surrounded by a team of heavily armed and armored riot police. One of them scooped up the Uzi left on the ground, ensuring a wandering child would not get curious. He would later receive a medal for bravery. Children and teachers sighed a sigh of relief as law enforcement had arrived to save them.

From a megaphone in the army of police, and from every speaker in the school, boomed one statement.

"PUT DOWN THE SWORDS AND THE GUNS! YOU ARE UNDER ARREST FOR TERRORISM, ASSAULT, ATTEMPTED MURDER, POSSESSION OF UNLICENSED AND PROHIBITED FIREARMS, POSSESSION OF UNLICENSED AND PROHIBITED BLADES, AND POSSESSION OF UNLICENSED AND PROHIBITED AMMUNITION!"

Fables: After The Ever Afters

@Boomrocker Okay that sounds a lot less 'godly' then I thought XD Once you do the edit you are good to go :)

@Saarebas

Done.

Fables: After The Ever Afters

@Boomrocker My only concern is having an actual god of war here, wouldn't that seem a tad OP? Though by your abilities he seems acceptable... Promise me you won't do any OP actions, like SMITE smiting you will be accepted alright? Oh and rule six! XD

@Saarebas

I will update the sheet with rule six when I am not on a mobile.

Chinese "gods" are in a sense simply people in the afterlife who are elected to do a job. It's a bureaucracy. He's not a god who causes and relishes in war. He's a man behind a desk who does all the war-related paperwork. Being Celestial Emperor is essentially being a president or a CEO, not an all-powerful entity. No smiting will occur because no smiting can occur.

His strength of one hundred men is an interpretation of his warrior skill when he was alive as told in Romance of the Three Kingdoms.

Fables: After The Ever Afters

Name: Guan Yu (He does not hide his name, merely laughing off the naming as a coincidence)

Nickname: Yunchang to those of his age or his sworn brothers

Race: Human Fable

Gender: Male

Appearance: In his Mundane form, Guan Yu is a tall, suit wearing oriental man with a truly glorious beard a foot and a half in length. His most prized possession is a jade green cane, which is more of an accessory as he does not need it to walk. When not disguising himself, however, he grows almost a foot in height and his clothes are replaced by those of a truly royal regalia, and his cane morphs into the Dragon Crescent Halberd that was his weapon in life.

True Form

Job: CEO of Celestial Life Insurance Pty Ltd

Personality: Guan Yu is a stalwart man who believes in justice and virtue. Above all else, he believes in loyalty to one's family and friends. Beyond his ideals, he is a calm and serious man, yet he possesses kindness and compassion and always has time for anyone who possesses grievances for him to hear. He truly aspires to his sworn brother's ideal of a world of benevolence, and brings it about by being benevolent himself.

Fable: Once upon a time in Chinese history there was a legendary figure named Guan Yu. Once the sworn brother of Liu Bei and Zhang Fei, he made his mark through his incorruptible honour and dedication to his brothers and their cause. His death at Fan Castle was only the beginning of his career, though, as the Chinese people petitioned their ancestors to allow Guan Yu to enter the Celestial Bureauocracy as the God of War. However, as a god he didn't necessarily bless those who go to battle but instead those who observed the code of brotherhood and righteousness. Eventually, as his popularity in the afterlife grew, he was elected by his descendants to the position of Celestial Emperor.

When the Fables returned to the Mundane world, Guan Yu was pleased to find that China had blossomed in his absence, though he did not visit upon fear of being recognized. His image was everywhere, and removing his beard would be a most heinous crime against his own sensibilities. So instead, he went to the Americas, to Fable-town, and decided to continue his role as a custodian of the afterlife by providing people with security for their families when they inevitably passed on. And so it was that CLI Pty Ltd was formed, and through Guan Yu's benevolence, many felt safe and secure for investing with him.

However, one must never forget that Guan Yu is a fierce warrior, and when his disguise is shed, he is a terrifying enemy to behold.

Abilities:
When transformed, Guan Yu possesses the strength of a hundred men. This is not an exaggeration. A single swipe of his halberd sends men flying, and he can withstand blows that would crush a regular mortal. His beard is also known to inspire awe in ordinary men, such is its beauty and glory.

Regardless of his transformed state, Guan Yu can make his jade cane/dragon halberd simply appear in his hand, though it is a power he guards from others. Thus, it is impossible to steal it from him.

He is also a capable statesman and manager, but not talented in the art of strategy. It is best to let others create plans while he executes them.

I Am a Superhero! - Watashi wa sūpāhīrōdesu! - 私はスーパーヒーローです！(Anime Superhero RP)

School Quadrangle

There was someone with a gun on school grounds.

The incoherent screams cascaded from one tiny schoolkid to the next as they returned to the quadrangle after the havoc the pterodactyl man had wrought. Initial D was very popular and the sight of the car from the anime would normally be calming, but some crazy one-eyed schoolgirl had just pulled a gat on a man. Whenever people pulled guns in schools, bad things happened, as every person around the world knew judging from the stories to come out of America, year in and year out. The screams were deafening. This was a very, very serious crime.

Teachers ran out of their classrooms, bystanders stood at the ruined gates, and all around, cell phones came out of bags and pockets and started dialing emergency numbers. The assumption was made. This crazy Japanese schoolgirl wielding an Israeli-made weapon was a terrorist, and had to be taken out as soon as possible.

Steven Diggs

"AY MAN WHAT THE FUCK?!" Steven Diggs called out over the ear-piercing screams. "What the FUCK you tryin' t'do wit' dat? Y'aint goin' shoot up a school like some crazy mawfugga are ya?!" He couldn't believe it! Who the hell pulls a gun in a school? Does nobody watch Real American news? And in Japan! An Uzi! When he'd tried to get a gun he'd been met with 'No no sorry sorry'. How the hell did this crazy slanty-eye get one?

"Put th'gun down, mawfugga! You likely got pow-lice, an' army, an' special forces an' the Japanese Nip Nong Samurai Brigade comin'ere now t'bust yo ass!" Steve implored, sounding half angry and half worried. "So jus'... jus' put it down, y'dig?!"

Massive Multiversal Crossover

Raditz - Castlevania

See, Raditz the Saiyan was a man with priorities. Ambitious priorities. And now, his true ambition lied beyond gaining power, beyond usurping Frieza, beyond the defeat of the God of Destruction Beerus. No, this was truly the most ambitious goal of all.

To obtain the legendary pudding.

"Woman!" Raditz called out, still floating amidst the bones that floated in the water that smelled of chemicals. He made zero effort for stealth. "Where are these creatures! I need to slay them immediately!"

Massive Multiversal Crossover

Raditz - Castlevania

Raditz answered the girl's question by forcing his ki downwards, lifting him off the ground to float lazily a foot in the air. "Do not forget my might!" he warned the girl. She was brave, to give lip to the mighty Saiyan warrior Raditz. Too much, and he would CRUSH her!

He raised two hands, pointing towards the zombie grunts, and demanded a pertinent piece of information. "Are these the enemies that drop the true prize of pudding?"

I Am a Superhero! - Watashi wa sūpāhīrōdesu! - 私はスーパーヒーローです！(Anime Superhero RP)

Steven Diggs - School Quadrangle

"AY!" was Steve's cry of annoyance as someone Japanese was able to match him in the True American Loudness Department. He pivoted on his heel, hoisting Annabelle over his shoulder. A smaller man would have collapsed under the weight, but not Steve. He was truly a tank.

And who did he see? Oh, it was another Japanese girl, this one with an eyepatch and a hand in a handbag that had every American Hood Neural Impulse in Steve's head firing off and screaming 'GUN'. But man, this was Japan. Ain't no goddamn high school kids gonna be carrying guns around in a playground. That'd just be a recipe for disaster and a guaranteed slot on the midday news. And probably some cultural shaming or something. Steve didn't know. The only thing he knew is that it was Un-American and therefore to be ignored.

So rather than listen to the girl tell him oh so politely to quiet down, he decided to yell at her instead. Decades ago the Americans had showed the Japanese what-for, so there had to be some sort of cultural Japanese genetic memory thing going on when confronted with an American, right?

"Y'all go get me some PVC tubing, a bundle o' wires, three toilet lids an' a roll o' chicken wire! Then I'mma take down dat punk-ass bitch scaly mawfugga thought he could scare some kids, y'dig?!"