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The Cafeteria

El Ruidoso was met with laughter. Just like the first two hundred and ninety nine times he had attempted to recruit in the cafeteria. But it would not deter him! For today, his FIERY PASSION would surely summon converts to the lucha way, even if it had failed two hundred and ninety nine times before!

"JOIN ME!" he boomed, sending students scattering and fleeing from the cafeteria. El Ruidoso was shouting again! Could they not see the glory that El Ruidoso could bequeath upon them? Clearly not! For El Ruidoso de Marad, Mighty Lucha Wrestler, was left alone in the cafeteria, standing on a table and addressing an empty room! This would not do!

"They do not wish to embrace the FIERY PASSION of lucha! It is but a shame!" the lucha declared, forlorn. Where would he go now? Perhaps the boxing ring? There was always entertainment at the boxing ring! And it was for that reason that El Ruidoso LEAPED from the table and LANDED on the floor with a powerful thud! The room shook, for El Ruidoso is a strong boy despite his size! And with that profound declaration of power, he made his way to the ring, to witness glorious, honourable combat!

The Boxing Ring

El Ruidoso de Marad, Mighty Lucha Wrestler arrived at the ring to catch the tail end of the fancy man with the rainbow light powers announce the fantastic bout of bloodsport to befall the boxing ring! It was truly a wondrous display of manliness, and El Ruidoso shed a single tear for the warriors! He was proud of the men who were soon to show their FIERY PASSION within the ring!

"FIGHT, MY BROTHERS!" El Ruidoso declared, cupping his hands to his mouth and promptly deafening everyone in the room. "FIGHT FOR HONOUR! FIGHT FOR GLORY! EMBRACE YOUR FIERY PASSION AND BATTLE AS THE HEROES YOU ARE!"
The shopkeeper is wise. Never argue when you are being paid twice. Rule forty-seven.
I feel it was a very in character action, sure to result in hilarity when the fighters realize what has happened. Well done.
The Cafeteria

"TRULY A REMARKABLE DISH!" bellowed El Ruidoso, shocking everybody in the cafeteria and causing some of the younger students to duck for cover. Once again, he was eating! Loudly! For El Ruidoso de Marad, Mighty Lucha Wrestler had a profound appetite and worthy food to consume!

As the leader and sole member of the ¡LUCHA! club, he needed to add additional aspiring lucha wrestlers to the ranks! Though his mighty lucha skills had enabled him to boost his score past one hundred thousand, no other member of this ill-fated school had seen fit to join him in the manliest form of combat known to mankind, where one disguises their identity, wears extremely tight spandex and oils themselves up for a bout of grappling! So it was for this reason that he did not attend club activity, for there was no one to attend with him! So he went to the cafeteria, to recruit, with his FIERY PASSION!

Setting aside his plate which had previously contained two burgers, three steaks, enough vegetables to feed a small nation and one small glass of diet coke, he stood up with the pace of an alerted meerkat. Then, his voice boomed once more.

"GREETINGS, MUY MUCHACHOS! WHO HERE WISHES TO ENGAGE IN THE MANLY ART OF LUCHA WRESTLING?! IT IS NOT FOR THE FAINT OF HEART, FOR IT IS A TRUE TEST OF YOUR ABILITIES!"
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Name:
El Ruidoso de Marad

Appearance:
El Ruidoso is a strong boy! He is not overly tall, only being five foot six, but he is ninety kilograms of pure bronzed muscle! He has no need for such petty things as shirts, instead baring his amazingly muscled chest, glorious abs and delectable biceps for all to see! But, he is never properly dressed unless he is wearing his silver lucha mask and spandex wrestling pants! His face is always hidden behind his mask, his dark eyes glittering with mischief!

Gender
El Ruidoso is an outstanding specimen of a male human!

Age:
El Ruidoso has reached manhood! He is eighteen years old!

Year Level:
El Ruidoso is not much longer for this school, being in grade three!

Faction:
El Ruidoso is a proud (and only) member of the ¡LUCHA CLUB!

Power:
El Ruidoso believes that magical powers are for little men who cannot fight with honour! Instead, he uses ¡LUCHA LIBRE! Truly a noble form of fighting! Similar to Greco-Roman wrestling, Lucha Libre focuses on grapples and throws, but Lucha Libre is significantly more flashy and dramatic. There is less emphasis on power compared to the American style and more on rapid holds and grapples, with particular focus on extreme high-flying moves that require amazing athletic and acrobatic ability. It is believed that El Ruidoso's FIERY PASSION allows him to fight harder, faster, and power through attacks no mortal man could withstand! All El Ruidoso needs to do to control a fight is get a grab on you, and once he has you in his grip, you will not escape.

Bio:
El Ruidoso de Marad is a loud, boisterous man, defined by his FIERY PASSION! He is very personable and always keen to make friends! His emotions and thoughts are always on display, as the idea of deceit repulses him! He is a kind man, always wanting to help everyone equally and bringing the attention of those in need to all around him! He is also a very cheeky man, often flirting with attractive ladies around the school for El Ruidoso appreciates the beauty of the female form!

As an orphan growing up in the dirt poor parts of Mexico, El Ruidoso came to understand the true value of family and friends. The Marad Orphanage was his home for many years, and he worked long and hard helping out the staff and his fellow orphans with their day to day chores. One of the staff members was an old luchador, who instructed El Ruidoso in the ways of lucha. When he was accepted to the school, his master gave him his old mask, to continue the name of El Ruidoso and bring pride to the Marad Orphanage and Mexico as a whole.

Score:
121,000

Dorm:
El Ruidoso needs no dorm! He sleeps on a bedroll on the floor, as permitting his simple existence!
youtube.com/watch?v=U6rYDN0wEo4



Name:
El Ruidoso de Marad

Appearance:
El Ruidoso is a strong boy! He is not overly tall, only being five foot six, but he is ninety kilograms of pure bronzed muscle! He has no need for such petty things as shirts, instead baring his amazingly muscled chest, glorious abs and delectable biceps for all to see! But, he is never properly dressed unless he is wearing his silver lucha mask and spandex wrestling pants! His face is always hidden behind his mask, his dark eyes glittering with mischief!

Gender
El Ruidoso is an outstanding specimen of a male human!

Age:
El Ruidoso has reached manhood! He is eighteen years old!

Year Level:
El Ruidoso is not much longer for this school, being in grade three!

Faction:
El Ruidoso is a proud (and only) member of the ¡LUCHA CLUB!

Power:
El Ruidoso believes that magical powers are for little men who cannot fight with honour! Instead, he uses ¡LUCHA LIBRE! Truly a noble form of fighting! Similar to Greco-Roman wrestling, Lucha Libre focuses on grapples and throws, but Lucha Libre is significantly more flashy and dramatic. There is less emphasis on power compared to the American style and more on rapid holds and grapples, with particular focus on extreme high-flying moves that require amazing athletic and acrobatic ability. It is believed that El Ruidoso's FIERY PASSION allows him to fight harder, faster, and power through attacks no mortal man could withstand! All El Ruidoso needs to do to control a fight is get a grab on you, and once he has you in his grip, you will not escape.

Bio:
El Ruidoso de Marad is a loud, boisterous man, defined by his FIERY PASSION! He is very personable and always keen to make friends! His emotions and thoughts are always on display, as the idea of deceit repulses him! He is a kind man, always wanting to help everyone equally and bringing the attention of those in need to all around him! He is also a very cheeky man, often flirting with attractive ladies around the school for El Ruidoso appreciates the beauty of the female form!

As an orphan growing up in the dirt poor parts of Mexico, El Ruidoso came to understand the true value of family and friends. The Marad Orphanage was his home for many years, and he worked long and hard helping out the staff and his fellow orphans with their day to day chores. One of the staff members was an old luchador, who instructed El Ruidoso in the ways of lucha. When he was accepted to the school, his master gave him his old mask, to continue the name of El Ruidoso and bring pride to the Marad Orphanage and Mexico as a whole.

Score:
121,000

Dorm:
El Ruidoso needs no dorm! He sleeps on a bedroll on the floor, as permitting his simple existence!
Sounds like fun.
@Boomrocker It has been around a week since Humble has posted and 13 days since she's been on. I'm granting you the ability to get your character out of his predicament by any means. But DO NOT KILL the opponent.


Would there be objections to handcuffs?
I have also lost interest. Even giving the benefit of the doubt, if the GM requires his or her players to actually start the roleplay, it is not a good sign for its future.

Good luck to all in the future.
Guan Yu is not the Jade Emperor from the stories. He was elected to the position in 1840AD thereabouts. The Jade Emperor from Sun Wukong's time is a distant predecessor.

As Earnest Evans said, the Taoist and Buddhist... pantheons are unrelated. Think of it as being two nations, with Gautama Buddha and Guan Yu as their respective kings.
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