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The YOU Testament

ActRaiserTheReturned said
Pics or it didn't happen.Also, link?

http://www.mdickie.com/prev_youtestament.htm}Link.[/url

If you are reading this, don't blink. Blink and you're dead.

AreYouMyMummy said
One. All those obscenities. Two. You ever watched Doctor Who? No don't answer that. I don't need another argument.

What does it matter IF he's watched Doctor Who or not? He might not hate Doctor Who because of the show but because of the annoying fandom stereotype that you are showing us is true. No one cares if you like it or not. What we do care about is you bombing a thread with random stupidity just because you feel you can. Either cut that shit out, or do it somewhere we can't see it.

AreYouMyMummy said
Glad to meet a kindred spirit at least. DX I'm not going down without a fight though. However stupid it may be to challenge a mob of trolls.

AreYouMyMummy said However stupid it may be to challenge a mob of trolls.

AreYouMyMummy said mob of trolls.

AreYouMyMummy said trolls.

Well, its nice to see that there are still people on the internet who are unwilling to learn the meaning of troll.

If you are reading this, don't blink. Blink and you're dead.

AreYouMyMummy said
This.You died.

I don't know if I should pull out the big guns or not.

Don't feel like being banned by Sherlock today.

As replacement:

The YOU Testament

natsumehack said
YOU FOOL HOW WILL YOU LEARN THE SUPER POWERS JESUS WILL TEACH YOU, LIKE MIND CONTROL!

I know the game you are playing.

Figured you would know :p

I WANT the mind-control power, but I also want to mercilessly slaughter the people trying to take my special sword. What should I do?

The YOU Testament

A horribly made game about life as a disciple of Jesus that has the worst combat function ever. Also, I think I accidentally killed Jesus by stabbing him one too many times with the spear. Yes, I stabbed Jesus with a spear.

I also killed a Roman Guard for taking my sword and spent the last minutes of my first play-through of the game stabbing a woman for attempting to take my sword and beating a dying man for not staying dead (seriously, how was I supposed to know that he hadn't died yet?) Now I'm wanted in two parts of the map for murder and hoping to make it three.

Also my character has Beatles hair and is almost nine-feet tall with 100 strength.

If you are reading this, don't blink. Blink and you're dead.

AreYouMyMummy said
I am hurt by the serious hate I'm getting here. Honestly guys. It's an online roleplay/chat forum. No need for littering this thread with profanity and rage-barfing. If you don't like Doctor Who, don't post on this thread. Plus, it's the best show in the history of shows, so your arguments are all invalid. Plus, communism is so terrible it demeans itself. Good day, all of you and thanks to the one person who said something not unkind. :) Plus I'm gonna gif all I want. :)Oh, yeah. Here we go. :)

No, this is the Spam forum. The shit you get is the shit you deserve. Also, don't necro threads.

Spam fanfiction short intro

Does this mean I am actually Gentleman Spidey now? Yall screwed.

Lame Joke

Kaga said
What? I've never heard of "Richard" being shortened into "Dick". How does that even make sense? They don't sound remotely similar. .__.

It's not as common as Richie, but it is a name. Apparently came from the English trying to say Richard like the Normans and the r came out like a d. And thus, the Dick rose.

Lame Joke

What do you call a guy named Richard getting married?

Hitchcock.

Hitch: Getting married.

Cock: Another name for penis

Dick: Synonym for cock and also a nickname for someone named Richard.

And thus the joke is ruined, and therefore lame.

Post your jokes here aswell, I guess.

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Azarthes said
r u ok?

I'm fine, why do you ask?