BrobyDDark

Help me stay sane

I'm not exactly up on my presidential history but I don't think JFK would say allat.

Back after ages

Old, old, OLD user making a "triumphant" "return." It's been about... 6-8 years since I reliably posted here, so I figured an introduction would be appropriate. Plus I can't remember if I ever made one after the relaunch.

I'm Broby. When I was in middle school, this was the first site I ever roleplayer on, getting started when my only internet capable device was a DSi.

I roleplayed for a couple years up until the original website went down and was lost for however long. When the site came back, I rejoined and began roleplaying again, only to fall in with the "wrong crowd" (Spam Old Guard.)

Since I left I have been dealing with the struggles and strifes of adulthood. I'm a baker, working towards opening my own bakery. I'm trying to write a book, and have screenplay plans. I have been roleplaying in other areas since leaving, doing several long-running tabeltop-style games over Discord.

I love anime and Tokusatsu series, find enjoyment in video games, and I like exploring the Tampa Bay area for good places to eat during my off-time.

Can anyone tell me any big changes to the Guild since I was last here??

You Are the Gnome

Remove all the books

@Kenshi

There are now books all over the floor.

Check what's inside the hat

@Yankee

A gnome's hat is the storing place for all of the gnome's most important items. In this case, your spell list, that all fairy folk have, is neatly tucked away into your hat.



Unfortunately, some joker removed all the spells from your list except for the top one- the Summon spell.

Desroy/Create weapons from star wars episodes I-VI stuff. Leave episodes VII-IX untouched.

@ODAberration

You create the Really Long Paper Sword of Going Nowhere out of half the book for Phantom Menace and place it in your hat inventory. This will be useful later, you're sure.

Remove the books. But not before looking inside of them for something useful.

@Gendarme

>Star Wars
>Something useful

Throw the books out the window!

@Kenshi

You briefly consider going ballistic from all these intrusive thoughts about those damnable plastic windows.

You are the superior gnome, the chosen gnome, the great Gnome. Meditate on the superiority of your existance in the hope of clutching at otherwordly power.

@Mae

You meditate on your superior existence and clutch at otherworldly power, such as the power of your spells...

>Summon meteor

You Are the Gnome

Try the other window, maybe?

@Carmen Sandiego

You look out the other window...

Find someone and ruin their day!

@Gendarme

And find some human dude who needs his day ruined!!

Taking a running start, you throw yourself at the window...





...and find it just as unbreakable as the first one! You take a rest while thinking of what else you could try, before standing up and heading over to the bookcase.

Look for a secret passage behind the bookcase.

@Kenshi

Unfortunately, moving the bookcase is quite a chore for your small gnome body.



On further inspection, it would seem the difficulty comes from all the Star Wars movie novelizations on the bookcase, weighing it down.

You Are the Gnome

Commit suicide.

@DraconiWarlord

You briefly fantasize about killing yourself, but the window catches your attention instead.

Nah, jump out the window you're facing

@Carmen Sandiego

Outside you see a village full of gnomes working on their mud-huts like the vulgar beasts they are. You're far too civilized to be associating with them, but if you can break out of this place via window they may catch your fall.



You take a running start and leap at the window...



...only to bounce off of it, roll backwards, and slam into the book-case. It seems the window is reinforced. Or plastic. Or both.

Sleep.

@Lyly

Gnomes? Going a day without mischief? Sleeping without ever ruining anybody's day? Unheard of. You briefly shuffle this thought of lazing about with your eyes closed out of your head.

You Are the Gnome

You are this gnome. This room has been your home for ages- at least two hours. Which is two hours you've gone without causing any chaos or making lives that aren't yours worse. Oh, the horror.

As a gnome you lack any kind of morals, empathy, or anything, really, besides a complete and utter disdain for life.

Within this room is a book-case, and two windows, one of which you are facing, hence why it is offscreen. What do you do?

Game: Gnome Town

>hold an election to determine the leader of the new gnome society

Game: [META]

Make one about drunk gnomes building a thunderdome

Thundergnome

Game: [META]

>make several fake accounts using a vpn and advertise "Good construction work. High """pay"""" on off-topic.

Game: [META]

>continue my journey to collect slaves to build the thunderdome