Lightnan the Barbarian in: The Crypt of Yellow Stello!
Inaudible grunting noises and ferocious roars were heard in the forest near a small village in Bratheiven, the Bratwurst capital of the world. Some villagers were worried a new terrible creature had appeared, others knew better. It was just our hero Lightnan the Barbarian wrestling with the fanged beast of Hezerland, T-Rexula. T-Rexula put up a damn good fight, but he was still no match for Lightnan who ripped a sheet of scales from T-Rexula's body before putting it out of it's misery with a swift stab to the face. Walking back into the village with T-Rexula's body, Lightnan saw the awe-strucken looks of the villagers. This brought an annoyed look to his face. "Ugh. It's almost like they haven't seen a barbarian at work..." Lightnan complained as he walked through the door of the shack who homed the person who hired Lightnan for this job. "I have your damned beast, now where's my money?" He asked the frail old man who sat in a wooden rocking chair. "Why, Lightnan. I left everything in Yellow Stello's hands. If you can find him, you can get your money." Lightnan looked at the old man with confusion before it all sank in. Enraged, Lightnan prepared to rampage. "AAAAAAUGH! IT TOOK FIVE HOURS TO KILL REXULA AND YOU DON'T EVEN HAVE THE MONEY TO PAY ME?" Lightnan picked the old man up and carried him outside, visibly furious. "WHERE IS YELLOW STELLO, OLD MAN?" The old man pointed in the direction of the graveyard, which got a suspicious look from Lightnan. "What? You think I'm trying to trick you? What could I possibly do after getting you in the graveyard?" Lightnan looked at him with an angry expression and murderous intent in his eyes. "SHUT UP OR I WILL MAKE YOU SHUT UP." Lightnan walked into the graveyard and saw a huge stone crypt with 'YELLOW STELLO' chiseled above the door. Placing the old man aside, Lightnan punched the door of the crypt open and walked inside. What he saw was astounding. "By the Gods! Some form of Necromancy has taken place! I will need the help of a sacred sword to do this quest..."
To be continued probably...
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ActRaiserTheReturned said
From the pits of the Dewey Decimalis System comes the powerful Dark Wizard, Decimalis! Lightnan The Barbarian's wise friend, Decimalis was born from the Post-Apocalyptic ashen pits of Detroit, Michigan, as the most albino of wizards ever born! Born with a sinister British accent, many brave but misled Witch Hunters tracked him down and attempted to kill him for being evil. Decimalis was foretold in the Prophecy to be the only one powerful enough to stop the evil Tongue of Miley Ray Cyrus!
That's just not funny.
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Mind if I join with his companion, Decimalis The Librarian?
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Calling it. You just want to make your count higher. :p
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Made from Zeus's pure testosterone mixed in with the manliest woman known to man, Lightnan erupted from her womb ready to rip a bear's head from it's shoulders. Learning to weild a sword at the ripe age of 2, Lightnan began his training to become the most brutal man in the world. By the age of 36, Lightnan had learned to live up to his name sake! A barbarian that struck like lightning and roared like thunder. These are the marvelous adventures of LIGHTNAN THE BARBARIAN!
I an attempt to jump onto the story telling bandwagon, I created Lightnan the Barbarian. Because Thundarr was already taken. Might start the marvelous adventure tommorrow, if I feel like it.
I an attempt to jump onto the story telling bandwagon, I created Lightnan the Barbarian. Because Thundarr was already taken. Might start the marvelous adventure tommorrow, if I feel like it.
Doivid said
need to know what happened about what? I don't know what you're referring to.
Either he's referring to Turt (lol), or he's talking about the time-travel thread.
Barioth said
The only fighter I have ever been good at is Mortal Kombat, everything else I'm the guy who reads the move list every ten seconds.
My bro reads the list in Soul Caliber every five seconds when we play (which is almost never now because I do not enjoy fighting games.)
It get's annoying.
Blitzkrieg said
I hear rumors of another species.I fear we are going to get another "sexy" species so we have more variety when it comes to fucking aliens.
Mass Effect doubles as a Kirk simulator.
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