BrobyDDark

Brovo will write you a story

The main protagonist is a cactus with sociopathy and an army of other cacti who aren't as smart. The setting is a desert world where only the STRONK survive and where the weak are eaten by wolves with pompadours.

It's in the perspective of Dudley, a human who was captured by the protagonist and taken on a journey to the bBig Garden, a place said to turn plants into humans.

The villain is Hodor.

What steam games do you folks play with each other?

Cpt Toellner said
If you find a good minecraft server, I would be on that shit.

The best servers are always abandoned servers, and it is extremely easy to find those.

It is fucking impossible to get Skype off your computer.

I have no problems with Skype, but when people ask me why I hate using it I can politely post the link to this thread and show them why Skype is the eater of souls and destroyer of worlds.

Also, you're using Windows 8?

Tumblr Stupidity

Cpt Toellner said
These guys know how to type "4chan.org" they can find what they are looking for.

You refuse to give attention whores attention yet you're saying we should go check out 4chan for amusement.

Besides, the colorfully vulgar responses on 4chan aren't nearly as amusing as what I can get in Spam.

Tumblr Stupidity

I've ran out of things from the autistic twelve-year old side of Tumblr to laugh and cringe at.

Post whatever shit you can find here for everyones amusement. Only rule is: it has to be either about Tumblr Feminazis, cringe-worthy Tumblr blogs (put a disclaimer if there is NSFW stuff), or just plain out there shit.

Double points if whatever it is originated on 4chan and the feminists picked it up.

Cereal thread

Cpt Toellner said

Betcha the ditto marshmallow tastes like the grain bits.

Which English?

Our top three guesses for your English dialect:
1. American (Standard)
2. Canadian
3. Singaporean

Our top three guesses for your native (first) language:

1. English
2. Swedish
3. Norwegian

Another Draw Thread.

Draw me the hardest...

I had a dream I was suddenly a father.

I had a dream once that I had adopted a child and was taking care of her, except I was going blind so I couldn't see for shit.

I believe there were people trying to kidnap her and I had to protect her with blind ninja skills.

I keep having these weird dreams about the guild

I'm sorry, I was going to do a joke but I can't.