BrobyDDark

Why the world ended?

The One was awful at everything so The World ended, and by that I mean he stopped going into Spam.

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Jett Ryu said
The Amazing Spider-Man was excellent. Anyway, I think people should just be grateful that a director made movies about robots that transform into cars. Ditto goes for the GI Joe movies about a director making movies based on action figures.

Except the director for Transformers was Michael Bay. I think you meant to say is that we're lucky that the Transformers are what they've always been. Robots that can transform that are also aliens. Just think: what if they were magic rainbows that had suddenly gained sentience? This is what would have happened or something. Michael Bay joke. Explosion, whatever.

Insult the person above you.

It's not funny when you do it.

All of the characters that were in every tv show or movie or video game ever fight who would win.

mdk said
But also, she doesn't know how to love.

So Universe teaches her how to love and they have sex, only for Sue to find out the next morning that he was her father. But it's too late, she is pregnant with Universe's son who is now stupid because inbred.

Trollchive

AxeEcliptica said
I agree with this. Very, VERY much. Ban lists are always a good idea and having a place to look back on threads and see where people went wrong (godmodding and such) would be a great way to learn what not to do and grow as a roleplayer.

You can't get banned over Godmodding, first of all. Second, it's more just for Spam seeing as how most of the funny bans happen there. (Like Nat saying he liked dick for some reason, only to be banned by Mahz soon after)

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Dervish said
Did you actually watch the original 80s cartoon, or are you just using that argument on principle?

Principle. That, and I grew up on Spiderman and they kinda ruined him with three movies. Besides, the toys and such were apart of my childhood. Aswell as some of the newer cartoons.

You wake up in bed with the reaction image of waking up with the reaction image above it above you

All of the characters that were in every tv show or movie or video game ever fight who would win.

TunaticTyler said
The universe would win, because then it would not be filled with all of the Mary Sues and generic, bland characters that most forms of media have.

Mary Sue would just come back to life to kill the universe. Because she obviously can't die.

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THE FUCK. WHY IS THERE A FOURTH ONE? I thought there was a rule that you could only do three movies about ruining someone's childhood through explosions?

Make a terribad fanfiction of the person above you.

Since everyone is above me: Nat stopped making threads and began randomly killing penguins before Sora and Hernzinth teamed up to become "The Anti-Pony Brigade", only to get rolf stomped by Greiver because he had become Mary Sue and instatly died only to become God. Afterwards Brovo smirked at everyone but got butt raped and actually liked it so he hunted down his butt-rapist only to find out it was Nat in his epic pony disguise because, as stated in a previous Nat thread, he is the Queen Of Changelings. Soon after, in a therapy session, Brovo suddenly strips naked and begins to go around town punching babies in the face and dick-slapping grandmothers.