BrobyDDark

can you teach me how to edgy

With mousse and black shirts that say "fuck you" on the front.

You'll be so edgy that the edge will get cut by you.

Kill the person above you.

Got run over by the SixFlags bus.

Five Nights at Freddy's

LowKey123 said
hey look i heard of this, what's the monster's name-

Oh, hey. You're still around.

On topic, though. You have to understand that Freddy isn't even the main monster. He's basically just the murderous bearer of bad news. He only shows up when you have no power left.

The real problem is his friends. The duck, the bunny, and the fox. They are the only ones who actually make an attempt to catch you through the entire game.

Also, seriously? You're making fun of them name instead of the premise?

Kill the person above you.

Trapped in a burlap sack and thrown into a pool with sharks in it.

What if spam was a Saturday morning cartoon?

Pinky and the Brain.

Five Nights at Freddy's

3/sp00k

It's a good game if you want a challenging "horror" game, but it just ain't scary. Especially if you are used to those horror movies where the monster repeatedly jumps out at you. And by repeatedly, I mean repeatedly. Have your door open while one of the monsters are in the next room over? Turn on the light, you will fucking see him. Run out of power? Hear a little jingle before Freddy Fazbear murders your face. Flip to a random camera? Fucking duck is staring at you.

It's ridiculous with jump scares, but it's also kinda challenging in a fun way.

Rate the Signature Above You

3/10.

A little empty with a sole picture in the middle.

why am I one of the only people who laugh at sad moments and shit

LowKey123 said
like
I laughed at Eren getting fucking wrecked by Annie
I laughed when Petra got wrecked as well
And I love this

uhm
what

Take a step back and think: "Do these people care about how fucking edgy I think I am?" When the answer comes along, and it is not a 'No', get off the internet, close your laptop or turn off your monitor or put your phone into sleep mode, and walk the fuck outside. Once outside, take a deep breath o' fuckin' air and sit for a moment until you realize you made a huge mistake.

But it's too late, because you're probably going to be banned for making an insensitive joke.

And ya know what? I'm chuckling at the thought of you living with that mistake for the rest of your life. It makes me happy.

I Am Courting Death

ImANargleHunter said
I need a new battery so bad, this is ridiculous. Earlier today it died at 54%

OK, what.

Spam minecraft server

Doivid said
I FOUND THE GRIEFER. IT'S THIS GUY.

Wow, I'm so good at not getting caught that I didn't even realize I was the griefer all along.