BrobyDDark

Ode to Thine UrbanMech

Your UrbanMech would fall to the might of Lord Venoma, who has crushed cities with his day long reign of terror.

Doing this before Devoid can (yay!)

It's been updated, if you haven't already seen them.

Doing this before Devoid can (yay!)

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Does that mean I can also do one? You're fine with it?

@Doivid

Not what I meant.

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Only two confessions...That's not very entertaining. I don't really want to wait, but yet at the same time I do so I can laugh at people's patheticness.

@BrokenVeil

Post your own, then.

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Spam confessions. How tough are you?

1-25

1. I tried to crush a beer can on my forehead like some sort of frat boy and got a circular bruise on my forehead.
2. My first love was incestous
3. I find masturbation entertaining
4. Our church is still awaiting donations you infidels Shaddap Gwazi
5. did you make this and then go to bed without updating or something? amateur. Yes, because I like to sleep.
6. Teo should just stop with his shitty art Teo should stop with his shitty everything.
7. Gwazi should fuck off back to Iwaku and be unfunny there
8. Thirty One, Has Not Had Sex
9. NONE OF YOU ARE WITHOUT SIN.
10. Teo and Gwazi are giving me intense migraines.
11. My confession about smashing a can on my head seems to be the only true confession on here pertaining to how tough anyone is.
12. The D in "BrodyDDark" stands for diazepam I won't confirm or deny it.
13. I'm actually and legitimately an alt three years in the making. Gwazi confirmed for Nat's alt?
14. I'm so tough I ate nails for breakfast this morning... without any milk. (Kudos if you get reference.)
15. i am very well hung
16. I want Aquaman to take me to a nice day out on the beach and then I want him to make love to me among the sand...
17. So I work at Subway. I found a dead fly in the lettuce. I gave some douchey customer the dead fly in his sammich. Not sure if I'm tough or just ballsy. Stupid is also an option
18. I really want to know how big everyone's penises are
19. Bitch nou
20. I run this city
21. I hate my only "friends" with all my fucking life.
22. The skimask is just a fashion statement I swear
23. And he doesn't even do quick post-update updates. Every post update update is subconsciously drilled into everyone else's mind, so either get your nano-tech fixed or shut up.
24. This is going way too slowly. Come one spam, pick it up!
25. Doivid? More like lolscrubcakes

26-50

26. Jorick juice is made of people
27. Hi, #1 here again. I just wanted to let you all know that I tried to install a door today and it didn't work out to hot
28. Confess more shit you absolute catsuckers

Omitted Confessions

12 - Reason: Duplicate
27 - Reason: Semi-controversial
28 - Reason: Duplicate
31 - Reason: Nothing was there

Your "ask me" topics are bad and you should feel bad.

@Doivid Most of my humour is derived from self-loathing and sarcasm. And no, before you ask "lel r u sum emo guy?" I'm just an odd person.

@BrokenVeil

Well, r u sum emo guy?

The activity Spam shows during a bandwagon

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New...? I hardly think being an alt qualifies you as being 'new'.

@Sherlock Holmes

Sherly using her hax again.

Who is it this time?

The activity Spam shows during a bandwagon

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You called?

@Orokana

no get out nub

Your mere existence is ruining spem.