BrobyDDark

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>Sit down in seat
>"I mind very much. My name is not Richie. You either call me DickFlex McSquatThrust, DickFlex, or just Dick."

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>"My name? They call Me DickFlex McSquatThrust."

Roses are red, Violets are blue,

"I hate poems"
A book wrote in a year
the first page says "Guess what?"
"You're a queer!"

Hurt/Heal — The Christmas Edition

Santa Claus - 20
Ms. Claus - 20
Grandma(from Grandma Got Ran Over by A Reindeer) - 20
Grinch - 20
Ghost of Christmas Present - 20
Ghost of Christmas Past - 20
Krumpus - 53
Jack Skellington - 6
Sally - 19

I need a Valentine's Day date

<Snipped quote by BrobyDDark>

I guess I can if you're gonna be a little bitch about it.

@Raxacoricofallapatorius

I can pay you, like, four bucks back. And maybe another five dollars in change.

I'm broke as shit.

Hurt/Heal — The Christmas Edition

Santa Claus - 20
Ms. Claus - 20
Grandma(from Grandma Got Ran Over by A Reindeer) - 20
Grinch - 20
Ghost of Christmas Present - 20
Ghost of Christmas Past - 20
Krumpus - 53
Jack Skellington - 8
Sally - 19

So anyway here I am flirting with Donald Trump

what de fug

Are you playing Second Life or some shit?

Hurt/Heal — The Christmas Edition

Santa Claus - 20
Ms. Claus - 20
Grandma(from Grandma Got Ran Over by A Reindeer) - 20
Grinch - 20
Ghost of Christmas Present - 20
Ghost of Christmas Past - 20
Krumpus - 53
Jack Skellington - 10
Sally - 20

I need a Valentine's Day date

Depends. Are you paying for the movie?

QUEST pocket (Here to ruin everything again!)

>Fry it
>Both meat and vegetables work as a fried food