BrobyDDark

Something we haven't done in, like, forever

I remember running one of these a few years back. Far more entertaining then. ;)

@Taaj

WELL WOOP-DEE-FUCKING DOO, TAAJ.

w-what's your secret?

Something we haven't done in, like, forever

Another small update. This is so fucking slow.

Something we haven't done in, like, forever

Alright, we've only had 8 confessions so far.

Fuckin' where is everybody?

Something we haven't done in, like, forever

Another update

Something we haven't done in, like, forever

smol updoot

Something we haven't done in, like, forever

Spam confessions. How lame are you?

1-25

1. i once done got fucked Liar.
2. I have no bellybutton.
3. I schlicked it this morning.
4. I think Undertale's "meta" theme is subpar at best.
5. I'm secretly a Hawaiian Fiber One terrorist. Aloha Snackbar.
6. I don't like shitposts Leave Spam.
7. I stole Trippy's confession duties. Just like I stole Doivid's
8. resistance was boring
9. Brobybrooooob wtf
10. Foxes is pretty bangable 5/10 at best.
11. I like weird animu
12. Also, penis
13. This is dumb. no u
14. I'm a D-cup and will undergo surgery soon to get to a B-cup because big breasts are the worst. It may be sexually appealing and all that but it's not worth it. Plus, smaller boobs are cute.
15. Sometimes I poop myself while walking to the bathroom and I have to shuffle forward awkwardly like a penguin while people stare at me. That's, uhh, nice...?
16. Once I promised someone very close to me that I would be a pen pal with them forever but I never sent a single letter because I'm a lazy shit.
17. Sometimes I leave the toilet seat up on purpose after using a public restroom just so the next person to use that toilet has to pull it back down. I'm a rebel.
18. I've memorized the theme to Static Shock. Actually, that's not very hard to do.
19. Trump 2016 Hi Gwazi
20. I fought the campus security guards in an art school during a snowstorm in New York City. I was drunk on vodka at the time.
21. My life is shit, and all I can do is shitpost on the internet.
22. I love shitposts
23. I think Architect, Kangaroo, and Hank are hot. They don't know me because I'm not a "well-known member"/veteran but hot damn. I won't even drop the senpai thing but h0i.
24. Once upon a time, I thought "orgasm" was just another word for "spasm" and yelled out that someone in my then Jr. High classroom was having one. That didn't end well. That didn't end well at all.
25. I hate you.

26-50

26. I'm too perfect for my own good.
27. I've never seen a gloryhole in a public restroom, but I still do think they exist somewhere
28. I am the actual real legit reincarnation of Hitler.
29. I unironically enjoy Strike Witches for the historical jokes and characters more than the fanservice. ew

Omitted Confessions

Green is a minor issue, Yellow is a somewhat bigger issue, Red is a huge issue

Attention Children of the Galaxy!

Nice job with that second picture.

And So Daedalus Laughed (Spam Inspired Psychological Survival Horror-ish RP)

Aww, shit. Are you people actually turning this into an interesting idea?

Crazy, odd, weird and downright strange song titles

"Coochie burger" Betty White Tit Fuck

"Tip on the Nip" Betty White Tit Fuck

"Butt Fart" Betty White Tit Fuck

"Acid Enema" Betty White Tit Fuck

"Nut Bag" Betty White Tit Fuck

"Razor Blade Fist-Fuck" Betty White Tit Fuck

"Returd My Shit Shaft" Betty White Tit Fuck

"Baby Balls" Betty White Tit Fuck

"Suck My Dick (With Your Butt)" Betty White Tit Fuck

From the album, God Save the Queef by Betty White Tit Fuck.

Hell is for sale

I've got nine dollars in quarters.

Can I buy Hell now?