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A.C.W: Automated Custom Warriors

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A.C.W: Automated Custom Warriors

In the world of Newage, technology is advanced. With things like flying cars, holographic butlers, android soldiers, and the Shin-Sentōki Monster incident (DAMN YOU, JAPAN!), Newage has become a haven for the impossible. Along with all these technological advancements are also new entertainment for children, teens, young adults, and man-children called Custom Haegon Containment Devices, CHCD for short. These devices hold Haegons, which are energy based creatures that fight for a master of sorts. The current CHDC is the Automated Custom Warriors Badge. A.C.W Badge for short. A.C.W are warriors you can customize to your personality, interests, and personal beliefs. They share your personality and your goals; they are like an energy based version of you. The CHDC before this one was the Shin-Sentoki Monster that was recalled for

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destroying a school building and half of a city because two of them got too big to be contained in their CHDC. They were blown-up the same day and no one used them ever again. It was hilarious.

and the one before that was the Rainbow Shooter Fighter that was recalled because people are homophobic. Recently, a rise in crime has been linked to CHDC's being sold to just anyone, specifically the A.C.W. You were asked to test the newest prototype badge for the A.C.W while you help fight off these dangerous criminals.

TL;DR? Cool badges give you a fighter that kicks ass that someone wants you to use to stop a group of criminals from taking over your city in the world of Newage.

CS
Name:
Age:
Gender:
Appearance:
Personality:
Sexuality:
Hobbies:
Goals:
Haegon:

Haegon CS
Name:
Age you are based off of:
Appearance:
Weapon:
Fighting Style:
Badge Wielder:

Rules:
1. If you make a Human CS you also have to make a Haegon CS and vice versa
2. Haegons can be killed in battle
3. Because of rule 2, Haegons can only use non-letha lweapons or weapons with only the potential to be lethal
4. Put "Biggest Dreamer" after your CS if you read the rules
5. Don't be a dick just because your personality calls for it. Only one of you can be the loner dude who has no real reason to be a loner dude
6. Keep it PG-13, 'kay you pack of horn-monkeys?
7. Keep OOC in the OOC

My CS
Name: Hikoto Misho
Age: 17
Gender: male
Appearance: wild almost short brown hair, emerald green eyes, slightly tanned skin, un-buttoned long-sleeved shirt with a black shirt underneath, jeans and a pair of sneakers
Personality: An average kid, Hikoto is determined in most things, he's polite, scared of certain things happening but shrugs it off. He treasures his friends and is not afraid to stand up for himself, despite lacking un-ordinarily huge muscles
Sexuality: Straight as a Summer is long
Hobbies: CHDC's, video games, vpets, anime, all that nerd shit
Goals: To stop this crime raid no matter the cost
Haegon: Civil Beat

Haegon CS
Name: Civil Beat
Age you are based off of: 17
Appearance: like Hikoto but wearing a type of technologically advanced light armor with Megaman tights or some shit underneath it
Weapon: Bo-Staff
Fighting Style: Kendo
Badge Wielder: Hikoto Misho

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So, An Anon posted a question on my blog

Guru said
If I tell you it was me...will you tell me...WHO ARE YOU!?

Maybe I AM the Anon? What... no that doesn't make sense.

So, An Anon posted a question on my blog

Goldmarble said
...You do realize that Mexico is a Democratic Republic, just like the USA is....right?

You do realize that was the joke, right?

Someone decided to make a twelve year old.

CidTheKid said
It could totally pass the turd test.

FTFY.

Spam is now a convent.

Antarctic Termite said
Sister BrobyDDark! Go wash your mouth out with soap. We don't talk that shit in here.

Spamsassin Creed:

1. Be Fonz-Cool
2. Don't Be A Dipshit
3. Don't Feed The Trolls
4. Mahz Is God
5. Don't Hate On The Innocent

This anime is one of the strangest things I've ever seen, and I love it.

CidTheKid said
You mean Astroboy?

That's the one.

Spam is now a convent.

Like Hell we will. I think it should be more of a Guild and we should have a Creed. A Spamsassin's Creed, if you will.