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So the forum went down the exact moment I posted! So when it went back up again and asked me if I wanted to resubmit my data, I double posted. I've made a topic in the help sub-forum to get it deleted. Silly me!

Those doodles made me laugh so hard, Kathi. They still do whenever I look at them hahahahaha!
Could you please delete this post? Thank you very much :)
Woops double post



Los Paraisos: Beach
What was Selan doing?! Syed stared wide eyed at the songstress as she sort of wobbily sauntered over to the men. He was starting to wonder by now if Selan had a bit of a wild side, and they were only just starting to see it now they had been together as a group for a while. Was it her drink? He thought she didn't drink alcohol. He picked up her empty glass and gave it a little sniff warily. Yeah. Alcohol. Welp. If she fancied it he guessed.

Meanwhile the group of men stopped, a couple not very subtly with their mouthes gaping at the ivory-skinned beauty. A stunning woman of contrasts, slim and delicate but with assets where, as far as they were concerned, it counted. She was something else. Did... did she just ask for a game? Their faces lit up. Oh man, this didn't happen very often!

One of them - a large, freckled man - cocked his head to one side. "Us? You got a group?"

Lucien and Aria both stepped forwards. A couple of them exchanged glances with each other when the former announced he was joining; he didn't look the sporty sort. They couldn't really figure out how a guy like him was hanging around with such beautiful women. What a guy they thought, giving him a nod of approval.

“I’m certainly up for a game or two,” Aria added with a flirty wink. “If you’re not too afraid of losing, that is.”

"Woooooaaaaah!" one of the men grinned as he blushed slightly, while the others laughed or wolf whistled. "That's fighting talk, that is!"

"No. Fuck. That. I'm not moving." Amy practically growled, looking in a completely different direction. Syed found himself sort of agreeing with her, although for different reasons. He was usually up for a laugh, but to play a sport he'd never played before with a bunch of beefy strangers? The last thing he wanted was for his beanpole frame to be compared to this lot. And with his bond with Moira to boot...

Wait-!

"What?!" Moira practically bellowed, staring at Amy in confusion. "Don't you want to screw these guys over?"

Amy protested, although Moira wasn't having any of it. Grabbing the cleric by the wrist, she dragged her out of her chair and towards the court. She was going to have fun whether she liked it or not! They needed her. How were they supposed to teach these guys a lesson otherwise?

"Moira-!" Syed started, although she wasn't listening to him either. Instead, he was suddenly struck by a scrunched up beach dress right in the face when Moira threw the thing off, revealing her plain, black one piece swimsuit.

"Oh, there's six of you! That's perfect!" one of the guys grinned. Oh man, it was their lucky day. Sure, there was those two guys and the woman who looked like some terrifying scarred bear, but the other three! Who knew why they were in such an odd group.
"You ready?" 68% arm muscle guy called after a couple of minutes, doing a few more stretches. By now everyone who was going to change had the time to, such as the removal of any footwear and the like. Moira stood at the front near the net, rotating her shoulder in it's socket. By now it had a very small bandage on it, covering only her worst injury. She scowled a little. Was she invisible here? These guys were focused a lot on Selan, Aria and Amy. Well, fuck them. Their loss.

Syed stood behind her towards the rear, looking very uneasy. All he had done was remove his sandals and shirt, choosing to roll up his trouser legs a little instead of take them off altogether. His tattoo was a little more expansive than it appeared in his normal clothing, spreading across his shoulder and partially across his chest. He hugged himself a little with a frown despite the heat. Would this lot even be able to concentrate on the game?

"We'll go easy on you!" the man with the ball grinned, throwing the ball towards them. "Your serve!"

Moira got herself ready. The ball was given to her as the strongest on the team. Well, probably. None of them had seen Aria in action yet. Throwing the ball in the air, she swung her arm then punched it over the net. She took care not to punch it too hard though.

The ball struck one of the guys who was distracted by Selan, bouncing off his forehead. Well, that was one way to get his mind back on the game. His friends seemed to find this funny, bouncing the ball then driving it back over the net with some speed...
I just woke up and realised I forgot to say a couple of things last night lmao.

First of all, the hunk picture is actually a doodle by Kate Beaton, the same woman who drew them Nemesis comics I got a print of back in January. I just thought it really fit haha!

Secondly, omg Kathi that Aria picture! She's beautiful, I love it. I wouldn't normally forget to comment on a drawing I'm so sorry I think it was because it was on the previous page D: IT WASN'T GEEZ I SUCK D: D: D: I'm kinda jelly you can draw both chibi and... normal??? Normal is the wrong word oh my god MORE REALISTICALLY PROPORTIONED YES THAT'S MORE LIKE IT C_C;;;

I haven't played Serena. To be honest when I said I love them earlier I kiiiinda more meant Monkey Island rather than point and click adventure games in general, haha! I just love the wit, although a lot of more classic games in that genre tended to be pretty witty I think. I think an Indiana Jones game like that has been mentioned before? That looks awesome, haha!
Yeah just got home and I'm knackered lmao. I won't be posting for the same reasons as Pach I guess, I can't wait to see all the fun there!

Damn Danni, sucks to hear about your weather. Sudden snowstorms must suck. Makes me kinda glad the weather is never that bad here-



Oh. :P

AND YES THREE DAYS OFF I can actually do things which require free time!!!
Aaaaah work hahahaha! Yeah I'm working late night tomorrow because Valentines, it sucks. I am starting to recover from the week of hell I had last week though, and I have saturday off since I worked sunday just gone! WOOOOO!

I recognise a few of those game soundtracks and MONKEY ISLAND OMG yessssss I adore them aaaaaaaaa! I'm not very good at point and click adventure but I love them all the same.

Get out @ creepypastas

:P

And yeah babymetal sounds cool but I don't like to watch the videos??? idk hahahahaha




Los Paraisos: Beach
Syed's smile faded very quickly as Lucien spoke. Well, that explained why he had two surfboards. He thought he'd be trying something stupid with them, like putting one foot on each or something.

This felt worse. His eyes longingly drifted to the ocean before them. How nice would it be to just go out there and swim? Swim and swim and swim and not stop until he couldn't see land anymore? He was a pretty strong swimmer despite his appearance, he could go for a while probably. Just him on his own. Nobody else. Just him against the world.

He then looked back to Lucien, his expression upset. Somehow, as well intentioned Lucien's suggestion was, that hit him hard. He wanted to go out and surf with him, even though he had never surfed before and would probably end up knocking his teeth out on the board. He wanted to go out there and just laugh and act like a prat and do what he wanted rather than needing a second opinion on absolutely everything. It hurt.

Except...

"I mean, that would be a shocking experience. Heheheheh... Though it would probably hurt me, so I just want to make sure."

Syed stared at him numbly for a second. Wh... what? Then finally, a funny noise came up from the back of his throat. Followed closely by a horrific snorting laugh as he gave in.

"Pffffffhahahahahahahahahaha what?!" he spluttered. Oh man, that was one hell of a mood whiplash, although it was would be a little unfair to Lucien to bring the mood down telling him as such. "...Shocking experiance, oh my word..." he laughed a little more, a large grin spreading across his face. "That was a good one! Geez, hahahahahahaha! You're great with jokes."

He hugged himself a little uncomfortably, although he couldn't help himself from smiling. He felt better already. "I... can't go surfing with you though. I'm stuck with Moira, remember? She can't swim." His smile widened to a particularly dorky smirk though. "I guess I can enlighten you on the electricity thing though." He chucked at his own terrible pun. "What is it with everyone asking me that today? Anyway, yeah, water does conduct my electricity better than air, but I'll need to conciously cast to produce anything you'd notice. So I won't be zapping anybody. Even if I did cast I-!"

"SHUT YOUR FACE!!!" Moira bellowed, headbutting him in the back and sending him flying to the floor in a cloud of sand. "NOBODY GIVES A SHIT!" She glowered over him as he writhed in pain on the sand, a drink gripped in each hand. "Now get your ass up, they're waitin' on us. You comin'?" She added to Aria.

He gave her one hell of a glare as he began to heave himself back up. Ow ow ow ow-!

"Woah, check out some of the chicks here today!"

A group of six men had just arrived at the entrance of the beach, looking across the pale sands. A couple of them, including the one who had just spoken, was looking directly towards where Selan and Amy were. They were all shirtless, muscular and toned, and looked like they had been at the baby oil before they came out. These were men aiming to impress.

They sauntered across the beach as if they owned the place, before pushing two large poles deep into the sand. One of them began to draw the lines of a court around the poles, giving Selan a cheeky wink as he did so. Another began to tie a net into place. Those with nothing to do just did a couple of stretches.

A volleyball court. Soon enough they split into two groups of three, and began to play against each other. In the loosest sense of course, as they seemed to be having a little difficulty keeping their eyes off the assets of the women relaxing nearby and on the ball. The way many of the others on the beach acted made it look like this was a regular occurance.

Moira sneered. "Look at them fuckers..." she spat as she walked next to Amy and handed her a glass. Syed walked a little gingerly behind her, wincing slightly. "Keep yer eyes on the ball!"
Okay I've posted the set up for the beach, hope it's ok! Tried to do it in a way that hopefully nobody will be isolated all that easily, unless they wanted to be or anything.

And I'm not playing anything, but ah well. I don't really play games much.



Los Paraisos: Beach
"Fuckin' tourists," Moira whined. She wasn't really used to not wearing heels, her flip-flops were bothering her feet, and she was getting a bit hot and bothered. "Why is it so busy?!"

The first beach was absolutely rammed, every single available surface covered in beach towels and parasols and more beautiful bronzed people tanning their cheeks. Even the kids! They spotted Lucien stood at the edge of the beach, by the looks of it calculating the best path across with minimal stepping on people. They persuaded him to stay with them a little longer instead.

Luckily, Aria knew of a second one. Only a short distance away, she insisted. Short distance Moira's arse.

Syed was enjoying the walk a lot more, staring wide eyed at the various bits of technology dotted about. Being a country boy himself, he had never really encountered this sort of thing despite his love for it. Even in the times he had lived in large, academic towns like Ranthel, they never had anything like this. It was increadible...!

And then they arrived.

The beach was hidden a little more than the first; behind a large section of tropical shrubbery. It was nothing to sniff at however - a large cove with crystal clear waters and a large expanse of glittering, pale sand stretching from one side to the other. Rocky outcrops stood tall at each end like bookends, one of which looked like it could be climbable if someone wanted.

At each end of the beach lay many beach chairs, complete with tables and parasols to provide ample shade, while the middle of the beach remained clear. And around the edges of the beach, on a backdrop of vibrant green plantlife, stood many open bars.

This beach was still busy, but nowhere near the level of the other. Several people had parked their towels in the middle of the beach where the views were completely clear of obstruction, soaking up the gorgeous hot sun. Others had sat down on some of the chairs, sipping through straws at sparkling, brightly coloured drinks as they chatted about whatever. One person was even snorkling close by.

It was like paradise.

Paradise with a catch.

"Come on then!" Moira exclaimed, waving towards the others then striding towards the nearest bar. It had a large sign above it in several languages, and thankfully one was in Artar so she could tell they served cocktails. However, something caught her attention, and she stopped and froze. This bar... it was missing something. Something really important. Something every bar on this beach was missing!

"Where's the seats?!"

"We have plenty of seating on the sea front, maam," the lady behind the bar said cheerfully, motioning towards the many beach chairs.

Moira's eyes widened in horror. "What?!" She couldn't... she couldn't hide away at the bars?! She'd have to sit with everyone else on the beach and get sand kicked in her face and all that?! "Fuck!"
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