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@AuntFlavia There's nothing human about a drunk person. Humans have order, drunk people bring chaos.

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@MyCatGinger Actually, none at all. That was made entirely on boredom, which is much more dangerous than alcohol.

@AuntFlavia

You've clearly never blacked out, had your friends walking around making flamethrowers with bugspray and lighters, puked in the bushes, carried by two people back to a couch, passed out, woke up, needed to pee, decided to try to piss in a corner of your friend's house, got stopped by a cute girl, who then brings you into the bathroom, and is kind enough to make sure you wash your hands after, even though you decided it would be appropriate to expose your genitalia to her for no reason at all.

Obviously, this for sure never ever DEFINITELY didn't happen to me, but really what I'm trying to say is that last night was kinda rough, okay? alcohol is MUCH more dangerous than boredom.

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It would also be difficult to explain the arrival of a seventh guest to a controlled and (assumedly) extensively planned in advance murder party getaway.

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I'm getting fucked by my online course. I have entered the 5th, of the 5 total weeks in which I am being asked to shove a year's worth of a highschool class into my brain... So basically this is finals week on crack for me. And it's the second time I've done it this summer. Because my "doing something interesting with my summer" is apparently, "work 5 times as hard as you do during the rest of the year."

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Nah, I'm definitely talking about Fury Road. Which, interestingly enough, I was reluctantly dragged to by my best friend, and ended up loving the shit out of it.

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@AuntFlaviaThat movie was fucking awesome.

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Just for fun, I have compiled a list of the characters in order of who is most likely to die and who is likelier to die sooner. Obviously, I'm not telling you, but, hey, don't let your guard down. ^^

@Jig

Suddenly I regret pushing for that thing in PMs.

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Jigus Take The WHEEEELLLL

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@MyCatGinger I had weird things happen to me like that a year ago where I thought my bed was flying through space and time and just weird sensations and dream elements that were just flooding my awake brain. I'm pretty sure it has to do with the transition from REM sleep to awakeness, and theres a stage with Theta waves or some shit. I forgot exactly what it was, but basically it makes stuff like that happen and it's totally not indicative of any serious mental health problems so don't worry about it :)

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Take notes Jig, when you activate the 'Woll Manor Hidden Trapdoor TM' you know what to put at the bottom.

Kitties.

The answer is Kitties.

Edit: @Kirah, that is exactly the right response.