A young English-spawn shot out of the charcoal and ash covered post-war industrial cities, dancing about heaving, Tolkien-esque meadows and rolling along sensual lush, forest-covered hills. Tutting when one should swear and drinking copious amounts of tea, constantly complaining about the dissapointing weather my island is so famous for and relishing in the complaint as every red-blooded British lady or gentleman is want to do. So, let us sit down for tea with her Majesty, watch the Rugby, tut when we loose and either read a nice book by the fire or find a beer garden to have a nice, quiet drink (which will then turn unconditionally into a raucous and uncontrolable booze-fest), for England has come to the internet. England has unexpectabtly taken up a portion of this 'about me' nonesense and so I've decided to continue. Feel free to enjoy some qoutes from so Brits and about the British. Desperate affairs require desperate remedies. - Lord Nelson The British nation is unique in this respect; they are the only people who like to be told how bad things are. - Winston Churchill The British do not want to be happy; they want to be right. - Quentin Crisp

<div style="white-space:pre-wrap;"><br>A young English-spawn shot out of the charcoal and ash covered post-war industrial cities, dancing about heaving, Tolkien-esque meadows and rolling along sensual lush, forest-covered hills. Tutting when one should swear and drinking copious amounts of tea, constantly complaining about the dissapointing weather my island is so famous for and relishing in the complaint as every red-blooded British lady or gentleman is want to do. So, let us sit down for tea with her Majesty, watch the Rugby, tut when we loose and either read a nice book by the fire or find a beer garden to have a nice, quiet drink (which will then turn unconditionally into a raucous and uncontrolable booze-fest), for England has come to the internet. <br><br>England has unexpectabtly taken up a portion of this 'about me' nonesense and so I've decided to continue. Feel free to enjoy some qoutes from so Brits and about the British.<br><br>Desperate affairs require desperate remedies. - Lord Nelson<br><br>The British nation is unique in this respect; they are the only people who like to be told how bad things are. - Winston Churchill<br><br>The British do not want to be happy; they want to be right. - Quentin Crisp</div>