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11 yrs ago

Current Found out I was logged into a computer at a friends house. Need to change the email on here so i can change my password, but it fails every time.

11 yrs ago

Going to Remake A Murderer's Game! Hit me Baby one more Time

11 yrs ago

No offence to women.

11 yrs ago

Well, I'm Tired as all Goat. Night all. See you fine Fellows at 10:06 today. Mtntopview, If you are reading this, continue the quest for counting superiority! We will crush the week mined women.

11 yrs ago

Ehh. Starting op and old Rp. Hope it works out this time

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In The Spam choose your own adventure thing! → 11 yrs ago Forum: Spam Forum

ACCEPTED COMMAND
>read tomes
>place dick into lightbulbs
>learn power "GlowDick"@BrokenVeil

You read the First Tome

You learned Spam!

Spam: Derp needed: 100 
Effect: Use an attack Three Times; Cannot be CockBox

You read the Second Tome

You learned Hard-On!

Hard-On: Derp needed: 10 (or a picture...)
Effects: Gain a temporary Defense Boost (+8)

You Stick Dick In
Light Bulb

Your Dick lights up!

You learned GlowDick!

This is a Non-Combat Skill, which will light up areas. (Duh)

You gained +4 Knowledge from reading these tomes! Yay!

What will you do now?

You
Level: 2
Health: 70/70
Defense: 0 
Attack: 6
Speed: 1
Derp: 9000/9000
Knowledge: 7
5 Derp Potions
Some HP Pot
Cat Meme; Grumpy Cat


Cockbox: This is an Insta-kill 50% hit rate

Stick Dick In: Attack by sticking your dick into target

Hit: Hit him with your dick

Piss: Creates a puddle of piss, which smells Rancid.


Defend

Cock-Blast: Derp needed: 100 
Effects: ???

Cum-Plosion: Derp needed: 300
Effects: Creates a giant Explosion of Cum. High Damage.
Cooldown: 2 Turns

Summon CockBoxButt: Derp needed: 4500
Effects: Summons a CockBoxButt


HP: 20/20
Defense: 10
Attack: 4
Speed: 1
Derp: 200/200
Knowledge: 1

CockBox: Intsa-Kill. 50% hit rate

Hit: CockBoxButt attacks with it's Dick Body


Cock-Blast: Derp needed: 100 
Effects: ???


Generate Memes: Derp needed: 10
Effects: Generates a Random Meme

In Of Goats, Goblins, and Mages; The King is Missing and all that Jazz. → 11 yrs ago Forum: Free Roleplay

oh, sweet@Amelian Draco

Your welcome.

In Of Goats, Goblins, and Mages; The King is Missing and all that Jazz. → 11 yrs ago Forum: Free Roleplay

Nice, I'll have one up by tonight@Amelian Draco

Cool. I wont be able to see it til monday, so its accepted already

In Of Goats, Goblins, and Mages; The King is Missing and all that Jazz. → 11 yrs ago Forum: General Interest Checks

OOC Here

In Of Goats, Goblins, and Mages; The King is Missing and all that Jazz. → 11 yrs ago Forum: Free Roleplay

Warning! This Roleplay is a Silly one!

Once upon a time, In world of Magic...
 yada yada yada. Cut to the chase, will yah?
I was getting there. Its called telling a story.
No one wants a Bloody story right now. We're in General Interest Check. They just want the basic conflict, an idea that they would like.
No, Most people like the story.
Just get on with it.
Okay. whatever.
Basically, the Goblin King has gone missing, and a team of freelancers are hired by a Global Task force to get him back.
Good.
Anyone interested?
This Roleplay will include some races you can choose from.
Me, personally, I want to Roleplay as something that's not on the list. What about that, Egghead?
If you want to Rp as a Race that's not on the list, In your Character Sheet, just put a description in a hider.
Wow, its roomy in here

Each Race has a few pros and a few cons.
What? That sucks.
Its called Balance.
Also, if anyone has anything they would like to contribute to this Rp, even if you can't Rp yourself, please do.
Oh yeah. we're just a Charity now.

 And Now, the Races 
Being the oldest race, The Ancient Goats are the Smartest. They look just like a normal Earth Goat. Their Intelligence is unrivaled by the other two races. They are also known for their Telekinesis abilities, which is how they build their great Steam-Powered Machines. 
PRO
 
Great Intelligence[/*]
Telekinesis[/*]
Being a Goat[/*]
Access to Steam-Powered Machines[/*]

CONS

Can't Pick up things without Telekinesis[/*]
Physical abilities are limited to the Physical abilities of a Goat.[/*]


The Spell Born
The Spell Born are the most "Human-like" of all of the races. Having pure magic (or made of it) They can apply magic to almost every thing they do. Their eyes Glow the color of The element they are closest to, which is how they use magic.
PROS
 
The Usage of Magic[/*]
Night Vision[/*]
Magic Detection[/*]

CONS

Can only use The element they are closest to, or Best at.[/*]
Using magic is physically draining, putting strain on the body[/*]
Those Glowing eyes are Creepy[/*]


Goblins are the Strongest of all the races. And the most gullible. They will fight for anything, as long as they're fighting for something.
PROS
 
Strength[/*]
Speed[/*]
Small, great for Thieves[/*]

CONS

Lowest Intelligence [/*]
Fight for ANYTHING[/*]
attracted to Ale, gets drunk easly[/*]


Name: What's Your name, Dope?
Age: How old are you? Simple.
Gender:  Don't Make me Check.
Race:  any Race you may or may not like.
Appearance:  Apparently, We're Blind. Please tell us. Or give us a picture. Slutty Anime is acceptable, and encouraged.
Main Weapon: What you going to use to kill people?
Personality:What are you like. I've been told I can be a b*tch. 
Other: For example, Magic? Doush Level? Anything you deem Worthy of the CS

In Of Goats, Goblins, and Mages; The King is Missing and all that Jazz. → 11 yrs ago Forum: General Interest Checks

MY MAN@LowKey123

Hey Man.

In The Spam choose your own adventure thing! → 11 yrs ago Forum: Spam Forum

ACCEPTED COMMAND
>Cockbox the owner of the store and steal everything@BrobyDDark

You Cock Box the store keeper and steal everything.

You now have:
5 Derp Potions  
Some HP Pot 
2 Spell Tomes 
A Cat Meme, Grumpy Cat  
and a Box of Light Bulbs (69)

What will you do?

You
Level: 2
Health: 70/70
Defense: 0 
Attack: 6
Speed: 1
Derp: 9000/9000
Knowledge: 1
Derp Potion: 5 DickButt Bucks
HP Pot: 5 DickButt Bucks
Spell Tome: 100 DickButt Bucks
Cat Meme: 10 DickButt Bucks
Light Bulb: 1 DickButt Buck


Cockbox: This is an Insta-kill 50% hit rate

Stick Dick In: Attack by sticking your dick into target

Hit: Hit him with your dick

Piss: Creates a puddle of piss, which smells Rancid.


Defend

Cock-Blast: Derp needed: 100 
Effects: ???

Cum-Plosion: Derp needed: 300
Effects: Creates a giant Explosion of Cum. High Damage.
Cooldown: 2 Turns

Summon CockBoxButt: Derp needed: 4500
Effects: Summons a CockBoxButt


HP: 20/20
Defense: 10
Attack: 4
Speed: 1
Derp: 200/200
Knowledge: 1

CockBox: Intsa-Kill. 50% hit rate

Hit: CockBoxButt attacks with it's Dick Body


Cock-Blast: Derp needed: 100 
Effects: ???


Generate Memes: Derp needed: 10
Effects: Generates a Random Meme

In The Spam choose your own adventure thing! → 11 yrs ago Forum: Spam Forum

ACCEPTED COMMAND
>loot bar for all goods. Become  $๏ ƒµȼЌɨɲǥ ƒąɲȼ¥ by selling all goods looted and buying a top hat for your cockbox.@BrokenVeil

You loot the bar and sell it all at the store across the street. You get 1,000 DickButt Bucks for doing so. 

A top hat costs you barely anything, coming at 1 DickButt Buck. 

The Store also has many other goods as well.

Store;

Derp Potion: 5 DickButt Bucks 
HP Pot: 5 DickButt Bucks 
Spell Tome: 100 DickButt Bucks 
Cat Meme: 10 DickButt Bucks 
Light Bulb: 1 DickButt Buck

What will you do?

You
Level: 2
Health: 70/70
Defense: 0 
Attack: 6
Speed: 1
Derp: 9000/9000
Knowledge: 1


Cockbox: This is an Insta-kill 50% hit rate

Stick Dick In: Attack by sticking your dick into target

Hit: Hit him with your dick

Piss: Creates a puddle of piss, which smells Rancid.


Defend

Cock-Blast: Derp needed: 100 
Effects: ???

Cum-Plosion: Derp needed: 300
Effects: Creates a giant Explosion of Cum. High Damage.
Cooldown: 2 Turns

Summon CockBoxButt: Derp needed: 4500
Effects: Summons a CockBoxButt


HP: 20/20
Defense: 10
Attack: 4
Speed: 1
Derp: 200/200
Knowledge: 1

CockBox: Intsa-Kill. 50% hit rate

Hit: CockBoxButt attacks with it's Dick Body


Cock-Blast: Derp needed: 100 
Effects: ???


Generate Memes: Derp needed: 10
Effects: Generates a Random Meme

In The Spam choose your own adventure thing! → 11 yrs ago Forum: Spam Forum

ACCEPTED COMMAND
>Use your cockboxbutt and double cockbox the bartender@BrobyDDark

You proceed to Double Cockbox! The Bartender is slammed into the ground. No one else will question your Power ever again.

Ever.

What will you do now?

You
Level: 2
Health: 70/70
Defense: 0 
Attack: 6
Speed: 1
Derp: 9000/9000
Knowledge: 1


Cockbox: This is an Insta-kill 50% hit rate

Stick Dick In: Attack by sticking your dick into target

Hit: Hit him with your dick

Piss: Creates a puddle of piss, which smells Rancid.


Defend

Cock-Blast: Derp needed: 100 
Effects: ???

Cum-Plosion: Derp needed: 300
Effects: Creates a giant Explosion of Cum. High Damage.
Cooldown: 2 Turns

Summon CockBoxButt: Derp needed: 4500
Effects: Summons a CockBoxButt


HP: 20/20
Defense: 10
Attack: 4
Speed: 1
Derp: 200/200
Knowledge: 1

CockBox: Intsa-Kill. 50% hit rate

Hit: CockBoxButt attacks with it's Dick Body


Cock-Blast: Derp needed: 100 
Effects: ???


Generate Memes: Derp needed: 10
Effects: Generates a Random Meme

In Of Goats, Goblins, and Mages; The King is Missing and all that Jazz. → 11 yrs ago Forum: Free Interest Checks

BOOOOOOOOOOOO GOATS, GOATS ARE THE WORST
SPELLBORNS ARE THE BEST, ALL YOU GUYS ARE THE WORST@LowKey123

Okay then

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