Unfortunately, as acting GM and One True Overlord, I must punish you for your negligence. You must now... write your next post using only your index fingers.
Truely I am an evil mastermind.
whoa, hey, who said anything about killing puppies?! What kind of monster are you?
Obviously it's the puppies birthday, and the fireworks are for the surprise birthday party he can't talk about in front of the puppy!