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Horrible pick-up lines

*spits on "potential sexual partner"*

You should get out of those wet clothes.

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who is ivanka trump?

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@Lunamaria

Maintaining the worlds well-being? By bombing it to shit?

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You're not serious, are you?

I NEED MADNESS

Would you pay for a big-budget live action version of this?

You are sitting in the back of a cop car with the avatar above... (Game)

"Well, you see, this cop car has non-euclidean internal dimensions and has had a very busy day."

The Aftermath- Dark (as in genre, not pokemon type) Pokemon RP

@SephietheEvil Oh, that's alright. I tend to overthink most of the things I write, so I'm in the same boat.

I suppose there's no better time than right now to write a post, is there?

The Aftermath- Dark (as in genre, not pokemon type) Pokemon RP

The Trainer
Name: Renn
Gender: Male
Age: 31
Abilities: Having trained in the Fuchsia gym in his youth, Renn considers himself quite accomplished in his skills as a "ninja". These include, "How not to be seen", "How to run away with smokebombs," and "How to beat people up with those sticks attached to one another with a chain in the middle without also hurting yourself," among others.
Side: Trainer
Description: He is, in fact, dressed like an ordinary pokemon trainer. Jeans, shirt, a baseball cap, and a fairly big backpack. It is indeed, all about being low-key.
Team: Crobat, Muk, Sableye

The Team
Name: Alice
Gender: Female
Species: Crobat
Level: 93
Side: Trained
Description: An ordinary Crobat, though a bit shy. Wears a tiny black scarf tied around one of her wings. Renn found her as a Zubat that had snuck into his house by accident, though all the windows were locked, and has taken care of her ever since.

Name: Barry
Gender: Male
Species: Muk
Level: 70
Side: Trained
Description: A perfectly generic lump of toxic waste, but quite a jolly old guy once you get to know him.

Name: Cindy
Gender: Female
Species: Sableye
Level: 68
Side: Trained
Description: A very easily distracted ghost, constantly on the lookout for SHINY jewels.

who is ivanka trump?

and how can she be jewish when both of her parents are not?

@Lunamaria

Because it's good for business.