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Sometimes, even an adventurer needs a backrub.
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I'm in, and I'm calling SKELETON ARMY.
So. This is an interest check for a Pokemon Tabletop United game in an Arabian fantasy setting. I saw the idea in Game of Throhs, the fantasy splatbook, and thought it was cool, so here we are. I'm not sure about an overarching plot, but some points I have are:

[list]
  • Magic Lamps replace Pokeballs. This is because it's hard to grow trees in the desert, and thus apricorns are fairly rare. It's a serious status symbol to have a Pokemon in a ball.

  • The players will have a place to return to in the main city of Balbadda. Being a bazaar, you can find just about anything for sale here.

  • Water and Grass-type pokemon will be rare, except around oases.

  • Ancient ruins! Staple of the genre, really.

  • Mummy curses? Yes.

  • Naive Sultan, Scheming Vizier, Beautiful Prince/Princess, Good-Hearted Numel/Camerupt Merchant? You can bet your starter that a lot of the archetypes from the Arabian Nights are showing up.

  • [/list]

    Just... a general outline, really. If there's enough interest, I'll see what I can do to run this.
    Sorry, this didn't seem to go through. Game is here.
    JonxlatheLion said
    I know why archer did it, i'm fine with thatGhost Rider, however, is livid. As you can see.I'm not making drama, i'm just defending my choices.It gets annoying when everyone is against your character for reasons they 'don't want to list'


    You are absolutely, POSITIVELY making drama. Your posts are needlessly antagonistic, and when people call you out on them, you edit them as if nothing ever happened, invalidating everything other people are trying to do. And when they CONTINUE calling you out, you try to kill them all by melting a cave like a dumbass.
    Jon. I don't know if this is malice or incompetence. But it's generally poor form to edit your in-game posts without saying as much, or clearing it with others, regardless of how pants-shittingly stupid the post was.

    Additionally, you're seriously using a power displayed ONCE in an Annual? Those are usually dubiously canon.
    EVAHLD NELSON
    Evahld leaped over the treetops, 30 feet up and 80 feet forward each time. Each bound caused his Pegasus Cloak to flap. However, he jumped straight up upon reaching a branch above the strange creature with the green pelt, descending quickly. The lower foot began to coat itself in ice, until his entire leg was covered in a vicious-looking icicle just before it connected with the beast.

    "RIDEEEEEER... KIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK!"
    "The fair knight speaks true," Evahld said, nodding alongside the blonde Fighter woman's words. "Don't you know, you never split the party? However, should we make our specializations known..."

    With a freezing burst of air, several motes of blue light appeared behind him, before vanishing into him. A blue breastplate formed, and in its wake, they left ethereal manifestations of various parts of beasts. A shining white pegasus laid its wings across his back, giving him a snow-white cape of feathers. A tremendous worm with insectile mandibles sprung from the earth, chomping down over his head and leaving a horned helm in its wake, followed by a wolf leaping from behind, its pelt laying across his shoulders and poking through the front of the helm. Finally, a larger aura jumped from the earth, leaving him with boots and gauntlets with long, sharp claws.

    "I am a totemist, sworn to protect and speak for the people and spirits of the beasts! I have traveled from one end of my home plane to the other! I have studied in the schools of the masters of the Stone Dragon and Tiger Claw styles! I have argued for the souls of mortals in the courts of hell and won! I have slain evil sorcerers without number, brought to justice a cult bent on the destruction of half the world's population, and with a single blow I struck down a being from before the birth of my home Material Plane who was feared even by the gods themselves! I AM EVAHLD, SON OF NIEL! AND I AM READY TO SLAY A MOTHERFUCKING DRAGON!"
    In light of clarification about the handedness of 'uge Choppas, the DEFFWOTCH KILL TEEM is:

    Gronk Smoovgit: Nob (12)
    Grimgog Grizzlewot: Spanner Boy (6)
    LEMAN RUST: Boy (5)
    KALDORK DRAIGO: Boy (5)
    SPESS MREEN: Boy (5)

    Equipment:
    Shoota x2 (4)
    Uge Choppa x1 (4)
    Choppa x3 (3)
    Slugga x3 (6)
    'eavy armor x5 (35 points)

    Vehicles:
    Trakk (15)

    Exactly 100 teef spent, if my math's right.

    Mob Name: DEFFWOTCH KILL TEEM
    Mob's Faction: Blood Axes (Morkers)
    Mob's Boss: Gronk Smoovgit
    Mob's History: An offshoot of the Blood Axes, DEFFWOTCH takes the emulation of human forces a step further: They impersonate Space Marines in order to steal fights and loot worlds. In order to further aid this impersonation, they have come to Angelis for one reason. Every one of the Beakie Gangs has a homeworld. This one has plenty of fightin', plenty of winnin', plenty of bitz, and plenty of boyz to recruit.
    Number of gangers in the mob: The KILL TEEM has five members, listed above.
    Mob's Equipment: Shootas, Sluggas, Choppas ('Uge and Otherwise), 'eavy armor.
    vehicles in the mob: A Looted Razorback and a semifunctional repulsive cruiser called DA LOOTED KROOZA.
    other:
    Okay yeah, messed that up. So, the DEFFWOTCH KILL TEEM is:

    Gronk Smoovgit: Nob (12)
    Grimgog Grizzlewot: Spanner Boy (6)
    SPESS MREEN: Boy (5)
    KALDORK DRAIGO: Boy (5)
    SPESS MREEN: Boy (5)

    Equipment:
    Shoota x2 (4)
    Uge Choppa x3 (6)
    Slugga x3 (6)
    'eavy armor x5 (35 points)

    Vehicles:
    Trakk (15)

    99 teef spent, if my math's right.

    Mob Name: DEFFWOTCH KILL TEEM
    Mob's Faction: Blood Axes (Morkers)
    Mob's Boss: Gronk Smoovgit
    Mob's History: An offshoot of the Blood Axes, DEFFWOTCH takes the emulation of human forces a step further: They impersonate Space Marines in order to steal fights and loot worlds. In order to further aid this impersonation, they have come to Angelis for one reason. Every one of the Beakie Gangs has a homeworld. This one has plenty of fightin', plenty of winnin', and plenty of boyz to recruit.
    Number of gangers in the mob: The KILL TEEM has five members, listed above.
    Mob's Equipment: Shootas, 'uge Choppas, 'eavy armor.
    vehicles in the mob: A Looted Razorback and a semifunctional repulsive cruiser called DA LOOTED KROOZA.
    other:
    "AHAHA!" Evahld chortled, thumping Vash on the back. "Friend, that is the assumption of a rookie adventurer! What foul things a dragon's lungs belch forth depends on its skin! For while green ones live in forests and spray foul gasses that rust metal, blue ones live in the desert and spray mighty bolts of lightning. And that's not even getting into the tremendous arcane powers! No, friend, we shall not know what powers are at the beast's disposal until we meet it in pitched combat! And then we shall slay the demon infesting the party!" he said, hiking his thumb at Ghost Rider, "Truly, a worthy tale for the tavern!"
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