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Massive Multiversal Crossover

Florsheim's the Evil Organization from Astro Fighter Sunred. General Vamp's a grandfatherly type who tries to keep up a friendly relationship with everyone, including their archenemy Sunred. His boss subtitle was "Housewife Credentials," and he actually has a cooking segment on the show. His pizza's pretty dang good.

Massive Multiversal Crossover

Look, I'll be frank: Springtrap is a terrible idea for a character. In fact, it isn't so much a character as a murderous prop.

Massive Multiversal Crossover

The new Animatronics are based on Freddy, Chica, and Bonnie. In the Kid's Cove, you've got Foxy (who's now sporting a beard so they don't have to include a snapping jaw). For some reason, there's also a Puppet going around the store giving children prizes and adults condiments and toilet paper. Usually in an appropriate place, though he's given people in the bathroom parmesan cheese before. The old animatronic shells got replaced because, well, corpsestank. However, they're full-on machines with nothing supernatural. As for Springtrap... no, I don't think so. They searched the place top to bottom during the exorcism. Springtrap probably got slagged shortly after the others, really.

Massive Multiversal Crossover

I'm fine with people joining Shocker+. Just so long as they start off in an existing faction. At least until Shocker+ is properly off the ground. Shadow Eternity mook characters can come to Freddy's and wait for the impending corporate presentation to make their call. As for Springtrap... Freddy's got a major overhaul with all the mooks coming in from the multiverse. Such changes include:

• New Animatronics (a collaboration between Wily Labs and Cyberdyne). The old ones were melted to slag due to being haunted.
• Exorcism
• Shampood Carpets in the arcade
• New linoleum tiles in dining and kitchen areas
• Flight Simulator
• Ghostbusting
• New Arcade Cabinets
• Pizza Recipes from Florsheim's Count Vamp
• The Runes of Raggalor carved upon cosmic leylines passing through the establishment serve as one-way barriers between this world and the next, preventing the return of the dead but allowing their passing.

Massive Multiversal Crossover

RAT-A-TAT-TAT BANGBANGBANGBANG PEWPEWPEWPEWPEWPEWPEWPEW KROOM-KROOM-KROOM-KROOM The barrage hadn't stopped when the Beat Rider's armor liquefied. And among the lasers and nebulous Toku fireworks, there had been real bullets and plasma bolts- the result had been predictable as Takahara went over to the Rider's smoking body, blood pooling on the floor around him as he reached down and took the Rider's lockseeds. The manager was going to be PISSED. But, as usual, the patrons were already putting together a "hush money" jar. Takahara smiled and clapped his hands as he motioned for the mooks to keep firing until there was nothing left of the Beat Rider's body but swiss cheese. "Right! That's the superpower of teamwork. Let's get that Evil Organization paperwork filled out! Call up old friends if you've got 'em."

Massive Multiversal Crossover: Interest Check and Signups

From what I remember, the New-U stations only work for people who sign up (which requires you to give up your legal right to bear children to avoid overpopulation.) and end up in the Digistruct Registry. Which is why Jack, who has a kid, doesn't respawn.

Titans Together!

I wanted to draw a picture, but the scale kept getting wonky, and I couldn't find a good way to represent the effects of orbital mechanics on high-velocity non-accelerating objects of (relatively) low mass, so I'll just say it: Spandez's ship is in space. It is hiding behind the moon, not "up in the air." While Bolt's car was totaled beyond repair by tiny "Rods from God," it was not a malicious act on the part of Spandez. Rather, it was the incompetence of his two lieutenants.

Titans Together!

So, Patriarch, I want an honest answer: How many of the posts involving Spandez have you read?

Titans Together!

On board the Video Star, Badurong's most important broadcasting center/TV Studio/Spaceship, it was garbage day. This meant Spandez's two most trusted lieutenants, Loot (a monster that seemed to be equal parts "Pirate" and "Chainsaw") and Pillage (one that was equal parts "Viking" and "Zippo"), were hard at work trying to figure out the best way to lighten their load. As usual, it was to tightly pack the ship's waste into a series of iron garbage cans and fire them through the ship's railgun. It got the boss of their back, got the ship smelling better, and required minimum effort. "Avast, thar, Pillage, I find that I be thinkin' 'bout somethin'." "Und hwhat would that be, bruder Pillage?" "Ya ever feel like... yer bein' watched?" "Hwell, hwe are on der television. Have our own segment on the show!" "Oh yar. That'd explain it." Loot began fiddling with the targeting, pointing the crosshairs straight at the nearby sun. An easy way to dispose of garbage, environmentally friendly (provided there wasn't any Solar Fuel in the trash, but that wasn't likely), and low-effort. "What's th' planet's gravity again? We should probably account fer that before firin' th' railgun." "...Crap, Loot, that's the byoss! Foorget about der corrections and fire!" Fearing the lashing (either from his tongue or from his microphone-whip) Spandez might give them, Loot slammed the "fire" command on the console. With the loud spinup and electric whine of a magnetic pulse, the garbage cans were launched, caught by the Earth's gravity well almost instantly. Spandez nodded approvingly as he approached, noting their clever use of the railgun. "Very nice, boys. Working smarter AND harder. You guys remembered to correct for gravity, right? Loot and Pillage looked at each other before responding in unison. "Aye." "Ja." === Jump City. Population: Spandez does not care. Primary exports: Spandez also does not care. A sporty red car sped along. Miles above in the atmosphere, however, glowing red embers of molten iron and partially-combusted garbage streaked down with the force of a large ballistic missile. The molten blobs rained down on a certain red Ferrari, filling Bolt's ride with holes, rendering the engine useless and igniting the upholstery. This was before a mostly-intact garbage can fell, impacting with the force of a bunker buster and leaving the road just before the car a smouldering semi-molten crater.

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<Snipped quote by Flamelord> Was it all floor level personnel? I would think his "Hench List" only contained people he could trust, and even then it'd mostly only be people who could spread the word.

@Earnest Evans

This exactly. Takahara made the Hench List so the low-level "faceless mook" employees could have an open forum to vent. I don't think Cinder Fall would be on it.