"Well, I used to work for an organization called Shadow Eternity. I'm contractually obligated to say that nobody knows what the goals are, but I've worked with enough evil organizations to know what they are better than the child in charge. It's worth noting that the leader doesn't pay employees any sort of living wage, treats her employees as expendable, and doesn't even give any sort of retirement plan because she says 'that will be irrelevant.' Basically, none of her goals are centered around financial profit, gaining political power, destroying her enemies, or increasing her organization's reach, so I think her goals go without saying."
Takahara took a bite out of his pizza, writing down a few plans. Highlighted in a list of names were "Athas," "Titans," and "Dreamland."
"I, however, have worked for FAR better organizations. II think I can safely say that Handsome Jack had more respect for his employees, that The Joker has a more sensible direction in his plans, and Cobra Commander is more competent. So I'm gathering up the members at the lowest level to form an organization modeled after the one I originally worked for, SHOCKER. Low-level henchmen from every universe I can find, working for one simple, concrete goal: money and power."
Takahara took a bite out of his pizza, writing down a few plans. Highlighted in a list of names were "Athas," "Titans," and "Dreamland."
"I, however, have worked for FAR better organizations. II think I can safely say that Handsome Jack had more respect for his employees, that The Joker has a more sensible direction in his plans, and Cobra Commander is more competent. So I'm gathering up the members at the lowest level to form an organization modeled after the one I originally worked for, SHOCKER. Low-level henchmen from every universe I can find, working for one simple, concrete goal: money and power."
