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Sometimes, even an adventurer needs a backrub.
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  • Name: Angus of Clan Longhorn/"Big Bison"
  • Race: Minotaur
  • Class: Fighter
  • Background: Gladiator
  • Personality Traits: I love a good insult, even directed at me.
  • Ideal: The world is in need of new ideas and bold action.
  • Bond: I would do anything for the other members of my old troupe.
  • Flaw: Won a match that was supposed to be rigged. The nobles want my head for it.


Important Stuff:
  • The Most Important NPC In Your life: The Ultimate Warrior, champion of the Circus
  • The One Goal You Wish To Achieve: Prove to those nobles that I'm king of the ring by wrestling a giant
  • Island of Birth: Gladius
  • Reason For Embracing The Sea: Where else am I going to find a giant to wrestle?
  • Backstory: Angus is a minotaur. There's really only one path for him- Gladius. He's wrestled in the Circus all his life, winning and losing matches and becoming stronger for it. He's met the love of his life and his best friend in the ring. The ring IS his life. So when some wealthy nobles from other islands thought they could rig a match to make money on the betting, they got quite angry when it turned out the matches weren't fake and Angus pulled a come-from-behind victory. So angry, in fact, that they chased him out of the arena with torches and pitchforks. Said nobles were certain that he had cheated. While the officials and regulars of Gladius knew him to be on the up-and-up, Angus was still deeply insulted. On top of that, the nobles were hiring people to harass patrons of the arena. Eventually, the Ultimate Warrior himself gave Angus the order: "Find the mightiest foe you can. They can not deny your might if they witness it firsthand." And so, Angus set out... in search of the match of the century.
Yeah, I need one six to make this. Anyone with a "Backseat Driving" or "Intuit Direction" skill would be appreciated.
I've got some 5e experience, and I kind of jumped for joy when I saw that they had stats for the swashbuckling minotaurs from Dragonlance. Minotaur Fighter or Warlock, most likely.
"Erm... Right, give me a second. Uncle Linebeck taught me a lot about navigation... Accounting for what's left of the trajectory of the sun..."

Dingle snapped her fingers.

"Also, get the shroomdeku in a cage again! We'll know we're close when it it's getting agitated."

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"...Why search? We already know where my fountain is."

Dingle finished bunching her hair back into the pointy bit of her unitard, looking over to the fungus deku.

"And we've already got a guide."
As shall I, if it is okay.
Freddy Fazbear's Pizzeria


"That... huh. That's a lot of frequencies."

Takahara adjusted his reading glasses, going over them.

"Speaking of, I figure the best way to locate a Shadow Eternity mission in progress is to look for the outbound comms frequency of a known operative outside their usual dimension. Eternal's a USB stick, so I'm not sure how to track him. Giorno's a pissant guido, so there's no way they'd trust him with anything. I say start looking with Cinder Fall. She's one of those simpletons who couldn't plot their way out of a wet paper bag. I don't care what her objective is. Just make a lot of noise, make it look like she's responsible."

Thinking for a moment, he handed Sindibad a list.

"In fact, you know what? We're doing this. False flags all around, because I've got some stops that're more morally reprehensible than the ones I've made so far."
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Freddy Fazbear's Parking Lot

Standing in the shadow of a Zaku, Takahara set up a whiteboard for the assembled mooks. He had a number of pictures set up.

"Okay, boys, Sindibad had a great idea. We're pulling some false flag operations to make the UMMA think that Shadow Eternity is more active and competent than they really are. I've got three lined up."

Takahara pointed to a corporate logo with a laser pointer.

"For one, we're going to have to visit one of my exes. Kiryuin Ragyo. Listen for the loud German chanting. She does fashion, and I think that a business endeavor like ours is going to need some nice suits. She's also got some of the best tailors in the multiverse. Just... don't talk to the blonde one."

Takahara's next point of interest was a floorplan.

"Next, a request from a guy I went to college with. Some of the Zeon soldiers have told me that Zakus might not cut it for future operations. That's why we'll be liberating a few designs from the Photonic Energy labs."

Takahara then pointed at photos from within a police department.

"Finally, Mr. Thunderbolt needs you to clean out the Gotham evidence locker. I know, I know. Nobody likes Gotham. But those nutjobs don't seem to know how to use tech like that properly, so we should take it off their hands. Given that Gotham is the worst city in that universe, there is a 50/50 chance you'll be able to bribe your way in."

Takahara returned the laser pointer to his pocket. "The purpose of these operations is simple. To cause as much collateral damage as possible, while making it look like Shadow Eternity is responsible. Any volunteers?"
Yeah, people give Hercule too much crap. He's the strongest non-ki user in the show, and HAS won the World Martial Arts tournament legitimately.

As for challenging Gohan to a duel... alright, but it's his funeral!
Name: Mark "Hercule" Satan

Race: Human

Appearance:

MAGS: 400

Moves:
Dynamite Kick, The Shooting Star That Crosses Heaven- a powerful flying kick relying on a blast of ki to build speed, designed to transfer as much momentum to the foe as painfully as possible, as if they were blasted with dynamite.
Satan Punch, Hellfire Unleashed on the Waking World- A ki-coated punch which creates ripples in an opponent's bloodstream, forcing blood back to their brain and causing horrific damage. Hercule's last resort.
Special Bazooka: Volcanic Sting- Hercule's only regularly used ki blast. This technique superheats the air around a small sphere of ki, releasing a blast of flame and ki at his foes.
Shining Finger- Coating his hand in ki, he grabs the opponent's head, hitting a number of pressure points that prevent adrenaline from building.
Hercule Ultra Dynamite- A flurry of kicks and punches to the foe's pressure points, leaving them paralyzed. Small explosions of ki occur at the points of impact.
High Tension- Hercule's personal powerup technique, this is only a small increase in physical power, doing nothing for Ki techniques. However, it can be maintained for long periods of time, unlike the Kaioken.
Flight
Fusion Dance
Kaioken
Spirit Bomb


Special Traits: Most assume that Hercule's accomplishments on the news are embellishments. What sort of mortal man could defeat the bandit king, Yamcha the Destroyer, in a single punch? Who could singlehandedly defeat the legions of Emperor Pilaf? Who could fight a Super Saiyan to a standstill with one hand tied behind his back? Of course, there is a reason Hercule can accomplish such great feats. He practices a fighting style known as "The Glorious Lion, Superstar of the Cosmos, Slaying Dragons With Its Claws And Crushing Demons in Its Jaws." This style forgoes the use of ki for ranged attacks, using it to empower brutal close-range combo attacks that hammer pressure points, paralyzing the foe and allowing for even more violent follow-ups such as the Dynamite Kick or Satan Punch.

Personality: Many would think that Hercule's overly showy personality and flowery technique names mean he's trying to cover up his weakness. This isn't true- he's just a big goofy kid at heart. He talks a big game, but never one that he can't back up- he's one of the most powerful Earthlings in history. He's friendly, personable, and willing to overlook differences to see just what kind of person one is deep down. It's how he befriended Majin Buu, after all. He's always seeking a worthy foe, but most humans and earth-dwelling monsters go down in a single punch.

Biography: A mysterious figure, Hercule's first fight that received major attention came during the Cell Games. To the surprise of everyone, the unknown challenger fought Cell to a standstill! Of course, eventually the bio-android beat Hercule into unconsciousness, causing him to miss the rest of the tournament. Though nobody seemed to know who he was, Hercule was well-known to small towns, villages, and crime-ridden neighborhoods around the world- he was the guy who would kill demons and monsters with a single blow from his Satan Punch. During the quiet years after the Cell Games, Hercule wasn't heard from often- he spent the time training.

Later, he would enter the World Martial Arts tournament... with each round lasting only a single punch. Though tested for performance-enhancing drugs, Hercule was found to be clean. This was his first (and, to date, only) championship. The next time he met the 2nd place winner, Spopovich, was when the rival martial artist fell under the sway of the evil wizard Babidi. Torn up to see a fellow martial artist sell his soul for power, he followed the Z-Fighters to face Babidi- and defeated Dabura with little effort. The fruits of his training since the Cell Games were readily apparent. He delivered a long speech about how strength comes from blood, sweat, and tears rather than cutting deals before flying off.

Later, he came upon a pink man-baby creature in the wilderness, becoming fast friends with the squishy pink beast. He was devastated when the death of Buu's puppy caused his new friend to go berserk, becoming Kid Buu. Though Hercule fought evenly with Kid Buu for a few seconds, the berserk gum-thing ran off. By the time Hercule caught up, his friend had become Super Buu, who overpowered Hercule nearly instantly. However, he was able to help restore his friend by performing the Fusion Dance with Goku- after all, the other Z-Fighters were either dead or absorbed. Together, the two formed a being powerful enough to go toe-to-toe with Super Buu. From fighting as Gokule, Hercule picked up the Kaioken and Spirit Bomb techniques.

Equipment: A Fusion earring and a championship belt.
"Alright you little pyromaniac, you're next."

Dingle walked over to Boom, humming her little tune and putting her hands on the kokiri's shoulder. Though it did nothing for his diminished bombchus, the kokiri's acid burns subsided, his joint popped back into place, and his bones knit quickly.

"Hey, since I made you less broken, do you mind helping me to cram all this hair back into my hat?"

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