Well, is there anything this character of yours CAN'T avoid with zero damage?
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That... was some serious ghosting, @Laughing Matter.
Freddy Fazbear's Pizzeria
CONNECT... NOW!
A second Kamen Rider Mage- a palace guard- was using the Connect Ring to open a portal in order to deliver the card to its destination. As the portal closed, Takahara raised his sword, preparing to signal the firing squad of thirty rapid-fire weapons pointed at a seemingly empty wall.
"Ready... Aim..."
The Museum
"If that's a no, this is going to suck for you."
As the wolves continued snapping at the target they had been dropped on, another portal opened. This one let a playing card flutter through before vanishing. The ninja caught it and jumped away as the Mage opened the Connect portal once again.
CONNECT... NOW.
The first portal opened directly behind Kiba...
Freddy Fazbear's Pizzeria
...just as the second one appeared in front of the firing squad. Takahara brought his sword down and gave the order:
"OPEN FIRE! TOKUSENTAI, GET READY TO MOVE IN!"
Museum
From the portal, from unseen targets, came a hail of bullets at-point blank range from behind Kiba. The chorus of gunfire, however, was not the only thing that could be heard through the portal:
Ginyu Force Rules. GINYU FORCE RULES. GINYU FORCE RULES! GINYU FORCE RULES!
...Why would a sword called "DRAGONslayer" only do more damage to demons?
Freddy Fazbear's Pizzeria
"Gentlemen, I've got to get some things in order. You have five minutes to think of a way to convince me that I should NOT destroy this throne that Shadow Eternity wants for their plan to destroy the multiverse."
Takahara called out to the remaining mooks in Freddy's motioning for Kuros, Helgasts, and other footsoldiers armed with ranged weapons to take a place on the curb in the parking lot. As they formed up in ranks as a firing squad, Takahara reached down, popping open a lockseed depicting a warrior with a golden helmet. As the lock cried out "GUREIBU!", he placed it on the Sengoku Driver's reader and brought down the knife.
"Henshin."
GLAIVE ARMS! ACE OF KER-BER-OS~!
As the armor's accompanying sword fell into his hand, he took one of the cards that fanned out from the hilt- a playing card depicting a bat.
The Museum
CONNECT... NOW.
A magic circle opened before the leaping wolves, a second one opening directly above Kiba- so close that some of his hair could be seen on the other side- and dropping the snapping wolves on her. Kurokage took advantage of the distraction to bury his spear into the ground and flip back to his feet before unleashing dozens of lightning-quick jabs with his energy-coated spear.
In the main hall, behind the smokescreen of afterimages, the Rocket Grunt was unloading a large supply of Pokeballs as she made her way towards the two Riders. From within these balls came a series of smaller blue bats, each shrieking out 'ZUBAT!' as it tried to find its way around.
Kurokage called out to Cinder Fall and Kiba.
"Hey! Either of you dumbasses part of the Battle Fight?"
"Well, Kokiri, this is... it's my home. The Fairy Fountain of the Forest. A place of healing, safety, and peace for all who come here."
She knelt down, putting a hand on the cap of the fungal deku.
"Bastions of purity and kindness. The fairy's way of caring for the world. And... in this fucked-up world, that includes the fungus. Provided you're not going to spew it in my face."
http://orokos.com/roll/289794
She knelt down, putting a hand on the cap of the fungal deku.
"Bastions of purity and kindness. The fairy's way of caring for the world. And... in this fucked-up world, that includes the fungus. Provided you're not going to spew it in my face."
http://orokos.com/roll/289794
Drawing her cutlass, Dingle readied herself. This was a technique that Ingo had taught her in order to defeat foes nonlethally... and strip paint off of fenceposts.
"GARO NINJA BULLSHIT TECHNIQUE..."
She ran past the statues, seeming to vanish for an instant. In a flash, she appeared on the other side, sheathing her weapon once more.
"MONKEY PEELS THE GRAPE!"
http://orokos.com/roll/289518
"GARO NINJA BULLSHIT TECHNIQUE..."
She ran past the statues, seeming to vanish for an instant. In a flash, she appeared on the other side, sheathing her weapon once more.
"MONKEY PEELS THE GRAPE!"
http://orokos.com/roll/289518
"...Okay yeah. This is actually LESS horrible than dad made it out to be."
Rummaging through her backpack, she pulled out more of the bottles she'd used to help Boom during his bombing run. While not exactly good for combat, these explosives worked wonders on rock and collapsed ruins. Case in point, she tossed a number of the Tingle Bombs into the rubble in the now-exposed cavern, shaking her butt and spinning around before raising her finger skyward, stopping while she faced the party.
"TINGLE! TINGLE! KOOLOO LIMPAH!"
With the last word of her incantation, the bombs exploded, the blast blowing her hair forward.
"BY FARORE THAT ALWAYS MAKES ME FEEL SEXY!"
Rolling for Tingle Alchemy and Looking Good In Spandex
Rummaging through her backpack, she pulled out more of the bottles she'd used to help Boom during his bombing run. While not exactly good for combat, these explosives worked wonders on rock and collapsed ruins. Case in point, she tossed a number of the Tingle Bombs into the rubble in the now-exposed cavern, shaking her butt and spinning around before raising her finger skyward, stopping while she faced the party.
"TINGLE! TINGLE! KOOLOO LIMPAH!"
With the last word of her incantation, the bombs exploded, the blast blowing her hair forward.
"BY FARORE THAT ALWAYS MAKES ME FEEL SEXY!"
Rolling for Tingle Alchemy and Looking Good In Spandex
"...Running water. Does anyone hear running water?"
Dingle checked her map. Yeah. That wasn't there before... and the tree in front of her was carved with a 'For a Good Time Call' message instead of a filthy poem. They were on the right track.
http://orokos.com/roll/289129
Dingle checked her map. Yeah. That wasn't there before... and the tree in front of her was carved with a 'For a Good Time Call' message instead of a filthy poem. They were on the right track.
http://orokos.com/roll/289129
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