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7 yrs ago
Current "Bother. Isn't there anybody at all?" "Nobody!"
7 yrs ago
Trying on shoes and going for a walkabout - will return to closet when I'm good and ready!
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8 yrs ago
Fell into the abyss of Closet... digging out from under all of the shoes.
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10 yrs ago
Time is mine for a full month! :) Yay!!!
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A long time player, I have been co-writing (aka "role playing") for "ae long tahm". I have a fairly involved career which some years can be nigh all encompassing for months and months at a time. However, I always seem to return for the sheer delight of creating alongside another imaginative individual.

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Foster said
Don't expect any pity from me, my avatar is still a purple unidorn.


At least purple looks good on you!

But seriously, if needs must, you and I can cry together. After the pig-tail pulling incident, I bought out stock in a local tissue company. (Because lattes are just no good when you're sobbing over them and gooshy stuff gets into the coffee - no additional cinnamon or vanilla can cover that.)
I think know away!! We have great memories and we know they know one another which means they must know it too, even if they've maybe forgotten because it weren't written so clear and all.

And I shall write more when I'm alive. At present, have belly full of cream puffs (I've discovered when my kitchen is spic and span, I feel an overwhelming drive to cook and bake (awful, awful deal, really - hard to keep a clean kitchen when you're always mucking it up again) and am going to go to bed, as it's far past my bedtime. Heh.

And an editor? You can be an editor! I would have loved to have been an editor! Talk about "What the heck does that person do???" kinda jobs! it's magic, editing! I tell you, it's magic!!
Most definitely! Got to see what others are doing in my profession.

I have an odd job, in that I'm educated in a field that is almost perpendicular to the field I actually work in. It leads to a lot of misconceptions as to what exactly I do. It seems almost mystifying sometimes to the milieu. But this was an attempt on many parts both in my profession and outside of it - and an honest attempt to integrate two very different disciplines. So it was cool to see how people are trying to do it.

*L* I think I'm gonna go and become and engineer. Maybe that way, at least when what I do is mysterious, you could still read a report on it and say "I... think I get it!"

And as silly as that is - seriously. Wouldn't that be fun? Engineering! Next career change. :) It's that or become a rubber band paperclip sniper. Hmm.... get people from the wrong side of a cubicle or do something legitimate. -__- So many choices.
So the conference went well enough. It was one of those things where good intentioned people get together and try and give information to a very large group which they have little to no way of gauging just how much of their information is known already. Therefore, they have to spend a good portion of their time explaining the basics and it leaves those who do know already, frustrated at the entry-level info.

Still, I think they did a good job of getting the information out to a new group of people who needed to know there are new ways to approach age-old problems. :) So all in all, it was a good one and I'm very glad to be home.

I can tell I'm seeing a light at the end of the proverbial tunnel. I can't stop cooking! *L* I keep wanting to feed people. Have to stop myself from inviting everyone over for dinner every night and trying to unload extra everything on my poor neighbor.

OH! And I made a fab raspberry/huckleberry buckle/coffee cake using almond flour. Oh my gosh... seriously - served warm and maybe with vanilla ice cream next time? New best food ever!
Hap drew the bowl to one side, setting at its thigh and took in the troll's countenance.

“Full and empty,” it repeated and then nodded about waiting a time. “Not too long. Appetite will come back when your body isn't devouring itself any longer.” It cradled his large head in its slender hands and scooted backwards, then helped Wilhelm to lay down more fully. It's palm rested for a time at the thickly corded juncture of Wilhelm's shoulder and neck. The troll's skin was warmer than Hap's but the Light Keeper couldn’t have said that was due to the troll's make up or illness. In another bid to ferret the truth out more fully, the creature leaned over and snuffled at the breath from the troll's mouth.

With a questioning look, the keeper leaned back on its heels. The troll did not smell like winter, nor did he smell like death or illness. Rather, there was something else underneath the scent of gravy, a smell which was faintly reminiscent of some other time in Hap's distant past. But time hid its secrets and Hap unlaced its tail as it stood. The tail whipped out, free and showing Hap's agitation even as the keeper kept its face closed. “Sleep and if you cannot, rest,” it said. “We will try again every hour.”

Now that its patient was more aware, more awake, Hap felt it unnecessary to be caught up in quiet activities. The keeper drew out a heavy box from inside a large chest against the wall and opened this. Inside, chain clanked and a mass of wire, chain links, and rope was drawn out. Hap settled into a seat by the partially opened grate where light was strongest and began to untangle the mess. Here and there, chain links were bent, wire frayed, and rope slit. The keeper reached beyond its knee and withdrew a pair of wire clippers which it used to cut the links and snip wires off, laying aside the edges of its work so that the entire mass began to stretch out slowly. It was a large mass, looking something like a harness or a net though the links, wires, and ropes were set strategically. But had it been a net, it would have been big enough to cover Wilhelm with room to spare. At Hap's feet, heavy pulleys rests against its ankles.

With time, a section of the mess was cleared of wire and links and the keeper withdrew from the crate a heavy spool of wire. This, it began to use to reattach rope and chain in a manner only it seemed aware of just how it was all put together. The keeper worked in silence and the chain and rope mess clinked now and again, as did the clippers click sharply into the silence. Krell nursed her pups and after some time, shook them off and trotted into the other room.
Captain Jordan said
Roleplayers are typically adolescents and young adults, with a smattering of the 30/40/50 year olds who have held on to it from the 90's.


Smattering - a single smattering. Interesting the response to the thread.
axleonex said
It's alright if a tragedy makes your character behave a certain way, (like the onion advice I mentioned) but your entire character can't revolve around a single tragedy. "I'm going to betray all my friends, family and pets because I have a debt of twenty dollars to pay." Don't blow tragedies out of proportion.


Pssh! I don't know about you, but I am still reeling from the fact that the guy I had a crush on in first grade (give me a sec and I'll remember his name, I'm sure - along with his birthdate, which wrist his watch was kept on, and who all of his family members were, as well as his favorite kind of pudding which is STILL his favorite, I am positive) pulled on my pigtails and made me cry and feel like I was ugly and unwanted and fat and suicidal and homicidal and manic.

Seriously dood - don't betray reality. That was a REAL HURT and I'm still going to bed CRYING MYSELF TO SLEEP!!!! I'm crying as I type this and I cry whenever I sit down at a coffee bar and get a latte with extra cinnamon. I've named my first born after his pet gerbil so I'll never forget him, ever. And when I'm eighty, I'll be sure to explain to the detective that if it weren't for what's-his-name, those twenty people in my justice borne rage would have survived because I'd have been easier to live with and they would have been allowed to put the toilet paper on any damned way they want.

** heh. you rock. Amen to all yer post. Good, solid tips for role players.
Bess went red at the demand to titter. Here was an adventure and she without the strength to fall into it so wantonly. It was one thing, yes – horrific in its own right, to lay beside a man, unknown and on his word only that she'd remain untouched, but quite another to act vapid and -

Oh! Fingers dug into her ribs, merciless and presumptuous. Her initial squeal was one of dismay and alarm. Despite the hushed tones of men nearby, Bess was not about to allow the man such permissions upon her person. She was, despite being little more than a drudge on a good day, a very good girl and she – she!

The laughter immediately following, she squirmed away from him, or rather she tried to. He had had sisters, no doubt, or was a bully of some boy's school, because her laugh burst from her even as she tried to stifle it. It was far from a giggle, but was a full sound, a young girl caught by surprise and without the fan nor the social graces that came with to know how to simper and make that high, feminine sound.

Instead, Bess fought him as best she could. He was forced to hold her down and she, red cheeked and desperate, beat on his shoulder with a weakened fist as he took advantage. Her reaction was less against the being so near and a great deal more the attempt to escape the barrage.

What the pursuers thought wasn't easily heard over the peals of laughter, no doubt it was obvious to all that someone thought herself alone with her lover. The laughter covered after the first few bursts, Bess slapping a hand over her mouth and trying to quiet herself which in turn gave the clandestine giggles he'd asked for – though she'd failed miserably to begin with. But by then, the men had either crept close enough to spy, or were gone another direction.

“You... “ she gasped aloud as she squirmed under him and hit him once more, the tickling having torn any force from her, so that the blow was ineffectual, lost to the gasps and the swallowed laughter. He was far too adept and she, long from having played with father or mother, had not been subjected to such treatment in years and therefore, was left weak from it.

Gone was the worry of being at the mercy of the man. Instead, she was overcome with the desire to be free of those fingers. They played against her ribs and she could not escape them. Breathless, she would have protested, without care of who was listening, but the very act kept her helpless against him as she tried to find his hands and stop them, the soft laughter bursting from behind a bit lip.
Fssshhh... I can so tell I'm exhausted and drained. It makes me all the more in awe of professional writers who do nothing more than get dressed, sit down, and write for eight or more hours a day. To keep a brain on THAT much is incredible.

Hi! I'm sorry for the laggggg there. Totally my fault.
The silence of the white halls did little to hide the sound of horse hooves on cold tile. It was like the palace in night time and unlike, in that the echoes did not ring but fell flat and stale in the burdened air. Zahi's dark eyes were fixed on the door long before the man who is not djinn entered, closely followed behind by an obedient Anat.

The pain in his belly had settled as he sat quiet and he felt quite able to stand once more. Zahi gave a fierce look to the man who is not djinn, unwilling to meet the man smile for smile when there was truly nothing in this place which instilled happiness. He then plucked the water from the man's hands with a prim uncertainty, tasting the water and finding it flat and cold with a biting taste, almost acidic, underlying it. It was water, however. This much was true. “There is nothing like, in my home,” he admitted with care. It would not do to offend his host.

Seeing no sign of the old woman and believing that now in the company of another man, he might take a chance and not be the invalid the woman wished him to be, Zahi drew back the blankets and swung his legs over the side of the cold bed. Anat, silent but for her tail swishing in contentment, flicked her ears to the hall, then returned them to her master. As he gripped the edge of the bed, Zahi took a slow breath.

“Do not think me common, O my host. I am grateful for this chance to see your land. It is superb, white and filled with a great many wonders which my simple life will not explain.” His stomach heaved slightly and he settled it with a determined swallow and tilted his head toward the man who is not djinn. “But such a life is not for me. I do not know what ties this land of yours has to our sands, no doubt you are as happy as I to be in the winds again.” He glanced at the doorway where a woman in white with her hair pulled severely back as many of the women were then cleared his throat. “If you must keep me, at the very least, let me leave the women's compartments and cease their hovering. I am feeling like a broken old man with all of their nattering at me.” His jaw clenched as did his fingers at the edge of the bed.

Anat shook herself then snuffled at the back of Dorian's head, lipping at the hair there before she snorted as if to second what her master had said. The air in the hospital was not a dry, heated comfort but smelt of sickness and death and the animal was forced to take her comfort in the nearness of kind men.

At the edge of worlds, the jackal bitch mouthed the dry papers, kept whole by dry and sands and spirits. Careful of the pages, she sneezed the dead out of her nose and trotted without second thought into the dark recesses beyond the propped door. Her small paws left small sand imprints for a stride or two, at which time the prints then faded to nothing. Keen eyes saw more in the dark than the human before her had and she left the small room for the green hallways beyond, undeterred by the thrumming and lack of detectable movement nearby. The enclosed spaces were den-like and she merely kept an eye out for whatever large thing it was which left such a large hole.

Some ways in, she found an alcove and there, paused. The parchment laid at her feet, she yawned widely, her teeth tinged emerald in the gloom, and flicking her tail over her paws, she perched, as if a cat, atop a wide shelf and kept watch. Her whiskers told her someone would be along soon and she had a delivery to make.
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