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7 yrs ago
Current Brace for defeat, but savor victory.
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7 yrs ago
In case you missed it: The skinny repeal is dead.
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7 yrs ago
it's probably a mistake to talk about politics here but HOLY SHIT DID ANYBODY ELSE JUST SEE THAT
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7 yrs ago
WE CANNOT TELEPORT BREAD ANY MORE.
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7 yrs ago
I'll be okay.
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Jane panted heavily, glancing around at the again-lifeless mannequins, then shivered and lowered his weapon. "...Son of a bitch," he muttered, lowering his weapon slowly. "I hate magic so much."

And that was apparently all he had to say on the subject. He slowly trudged over the sidewalk, sat down and rested his forehead in the palms of his hands. He set his weapon down next to him, sighed heavily and just slumped down, with nothing more to contribute for the moment.


Okay, I'm throwing my hat into the ring. I originally came up with this character in a setting that was... a little heavier on the comic relief, but I want to use him anyway so screw it, here he is:

I might be interested in this setting, but it seems... pretty grim. So, I have a relevant question: Which one of these factions would be least likely to straight-up kill the disabled?
Jane trudged through the jungle, silently staring at his feet, rocket launcher dangling from his shoulder. Eventually, he stumbled forwards into a long-dead city, looked around him and sighed again and slumped down, staring at his feet. He didn't know what he'd been expecting, but this only seemed fitting somehow.

As he was looking down at his feet and at the cracked asphalt beneath him, he didn't see the formless mass of color swirl overhead. He only became aware of what was happening when he heard the sounds of marching footsteps. He looked up, only to see a small squadron of mannequins marching towards them. He gasped, stumbled backwards, and raised his weapon, such as it was. "Oh God, you've got to be kidding me. INCOMING!"
Jane suddenly looked up and fixed the Harbinger with an annoyed stare. "What, did I imagine I would get bailed out of danger in the middle of a jungle by a hyperactive schoolgirl with questionably-colored hair and a rapid-fire smallarm and a talking animal? No. No, I did not."

That done, Jane hesitated for a moment, then sighed heavily and looked down at his feet. He reached behind him and pressed a hitherto-unseen button on his backpack, and the parachute suddenly zipped back inside with a soft thwump. That done, he absently kicked a dead branch lying on the forest floor, then began to trudge along slowly, slowly fishing rockets out of a pouch around his waist and loading them into his launcher. "...L-Let's just keep going. The kid's gonna need all the help she can get."
(OOC: Alright, fair enough. I apologize for the inconvenience.)
@BrokenPromise
(OOC: Point of order: it actually did explode, it just didn't affect her in any way.)

(EDIT: I immediately feel bad for linking to the wiki. That's cheating. Won't happen again.)
@BrokenPromise
(OOC: Yeah, fair enough. To be honest, I didn't read the post too thoroughly and by the time I realized she hadn't actually shot him I was fully committed to the joke.)

Jane screamed a meaty, primal scream, throwing one arm in front of his face and randomly kicking his feet. In panic, he randomly fired his rocket launcher all around the jungle. One of them sailed off into the canopy, never to be seen again, another slammed harmlessly into the forest floor, and the third hit Junko square in the chest, which had about the same effect as getting hit by a baseball thrown underhand. Once the ammunition -- his and Junko's -- ran out, and with that, Jane blinked, slowly looked around for a moment, and then the branch holding him snapped. He yelped in shock and dropped his weapon, only to land harmlessly on top of the Harbinger.

"...oh," he eventually muttered. After a moment of heavy, exhausted breathing, he let out a long, low moan and flopped down onto the creature's back. "I'm getting too old for this."
Junko is DOMINATING Jane Doe
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