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10 yrs ago
89% of magic tricks are not magic. Technically, they are sorcery.
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11 yrs ago
"The moral of the story is: never take a child away from a loving parent. Especially the ones that build children that shoot rockets from their eyes." -Aurelio Voltaire
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NoahFire said
I float in the air and teleport the dog away "OK let's try this again... I order you to bring me the cutest friendliest most love giving puppy you can, and make sure you don't steal it from someone." I say trying to be more clear. ( screw your loophole ...)


He once again does as he's told, bringing you the little golden retriever. It jumps up to you and yips, before licking your face with a long, saliva-covered, green tongue.
Spiritstallion1 said
......seems legit


It is, my dogs are little killers!
supertinyking said
"..." Darkside kneels beside Micheal, and begins to enter his mind. At this angle Mavis can see the state darkside is in.


He sees the battle as he enters, seeing what is obviously Grima, and then this little beast:

Mavis gasps when she sees Darkside's condition. "My god..."
NoahFire said
I sigh "... ok, I order you to find me the cutest puppy and bring it to me. And make sure the puppy doesn't belong to someone.. No stealing." I say trying to give the order Ina detailed way.


He does as asked, bringing in what is possibly the cutest little boston terrier ever. The puppy then attempts to murder you.
supertinyking said
"......Do you think...it would be possible for me to pull Grima into my body?" Darkside asks Mavis, a tad sadly.


"I do not know... maybe..." Mavis replies.

NoahFire said
((.... I said ask! ))"I told you to ask... Not to kill them..." I say sadly with a sigh.


((Stupid orders lead to stupid errors which lead to this))
"I ask, and they said they did not have anything for food. I asked again and they threatened me." Hades says, giving the quick version of the confrontation.
NoahFire said
I turn back to normal "Now I shall give you a dumb order... I order you to go to a shoe store and ask them to make you a cheese burger." I say.


"I do as I am told." He repeats his line, his eyes turning green. He disappears, and later reappears, blood covered. "They did not have the things to make a cheeseburger. So I killed them." He reports.
((Yeah, hope this teaches you a lesson T_T No dumb orders))
supertinyking said
"I was going to help, and THEN kill him. I don't want micheal to die either...." He says, as he starts to force his way though the shield.


"..." Mavis gives up on the shield and focuses on healing Roxas.
ShadowVentus said
Terra rubs the spot between her wings once more, grinning as he does so.Then, suddenly, Roxas begins bleeding from his torso, a result from Grima's relentless attacks with his sword. "Ngh..." His vision grows blurry. Inigo and Morgan standby and watch, simply torn as to whether or not Roxas and Mavis are the enemy or not. Unfortunately for Mephiles, Grima reappears behind him, striking at him with razor-sharp claws. "YOU ARE THE FOOL....HAHAHA!" Grima laughs, for Mephiles had fallen for a simple clone formed by his aura.Her wish is granted as whatever she's doing causes Minato to moan once more."Yeah...looks like he's still alive..." Ven murmurs as he holds close, comforting Levy as best as he can.


Astraea gasps when he does this. She kisses him, on impulse.
Mavis notices this and does her best to heal him.
Mephiles just stands there, as Grima's claws rip through him. He smiles. "Am I?" He says, before slowly raising his hand. He splays it, and Grima feels something off. He notices the blackness around them... just a sea of black, then him and Mephiles.
Ikaros keeps on, wanting to hear it over and over again.
She just holds him close, being comforted. "..."
NoahFire said
"Making messes... Its more fun when your a baby, also, put me doooooooooooown!" I whine


"..." Hades puts you down, before standing there, waiting for some kind of order. "..."

supertinyking said
((.....Remember how Darkside can also enter people's minds?))


((...))
His way is barred by a wall of light. Mavis walks through the wall, though he instinctively knows it wouldn't be so easy for him. "If I were you I'd wait until he was done with the Fell Dragon. He's our best shot to do it without killing Michael, and I won't let you mess that up for some petty revenge." Mavis says.
NoahFire said
"Thanks!" I say smiling happily as I keep poking him for 5 minutes then stop. I then turn into a baby and start just making messesThe girl holds out her arms to be held. "Up!" She says.


Hades, surprised, picks you up. "Uhh, Kim, what are you doing?" He asks.
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