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10 yrs ago
89% of magic tricks are not magic. Technically, they are sorcery.
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11 yrs ago
"The moral of the story is: never take a child away from a loving parent. Especially the ones that build children that shoot rockets from their eyes." -Aurelio Voltaire
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supertinyking said
"Simple. I am no longer being mister nice guy. From now on, no more sparing or caring. Only death." I say, moving around your sword.Lisa remains limp, having died almost instantly. Her body slowly turns grey, like ash. Soon, she is but a pile of ash, the fire elemental being, no more.


I don't allow you to, keeping the point on your neck. "Very well then. Maybe I should jump in on this bandwagon!" I add some emotion at the last second and jab forward with my sword.
supertinyking said
Another clone walks over to Gildarts, and tilts his head."You look familiar..." He says.The Clone fires, his shot heading right for the wolf's dome.


"Hmm? What do you mean?" He asks, tilting his head.
The wolf goes down with a whimper, and Kevin just keeps walking, as does Jessica. "So, where to next?" Jess asks.
"Pack some winter clothes, we're heading for the mountains." Kevin says, and Jessica disappears. "...I didn't mean literally..."
ShadowVentus said
"....Was she trying to kill you...?" I ask as I gaze in awe at your blade, my eyes lighting up.


"...Not really... she was kind of in the way... OK, that was a lie, I stabbed the guy in the back and shoved it farther, killing her..." I then look away. "...I should shut up now..." I then see what happens to Lisa and almost immediately appear next to Tiny. "THE HELL WAS THAT?!" I roar, pointing my sword at Tiny.

supertinyking said
She smiles......A few miles away, I'm watching her and creed though the scope of my rifle, but rather than shooting, I'm laughing. I then get back to what I was paid to do, and fire into Lisa's stomach....before she is blown in half, the direction of what ever did it unable to be told due to the fact there no exit on entrance wound. Just a lack of a lower torso....picking my rifle up, I start to walk away, while singing Outta my mind by wax.


Creed's smile quickly turns into horror, and rushes to what's left of her. "LISA!"
supertinyking said
"Good to hear." The larger one says, before walking away towards the cabins.The clone readies his rifle, aiming at the wolf."Sir...permission to fire on the wolf." The clone asks Kevin.


Natsu, not really knowing what to do with himself, chats up Gildarts, and they talk for a while.
Kevin waves his hand, not showing any surprise at the beast. "Shoot." He says casually.
ShadowVentus said
"What? I want to know!" I say, seeming eager to find out why you're so giddy.


"I got my first kill with my new sword." I say, showing you the blade: (the sword)
"And it was Shion!" I add, before pausing. "...Probably should have left that fact out..."

supertinyking said
"I am so happy too." She says, looking extremely happy and excited.


Creed hugs her closer, smiling, also seeming very happy and excited.
supertinyking said
"I am glad this unit worked as hard as needed." It says."Let us go." The clone says, looking around for any near by animals or plants with odd features.


"Yes, it worked wonderfully!" Natsu says.
He finally sees something other than a fairy, a wolf, stalking them. It's fairly large for a wolf, but not terribly so.
supertinyking said
Lisa smiles."I love you too creed." She says, snuggling up to him a little.


"I can't believe I'm going to be the father of your children... I'm... happy..." He says.

ShadowVentus said
"Oh, don't take it the wrong way...I'm laughing mostly at your sig. That 1% of is laughing at the slight awkwardness the announcement of Lisa being pregnant brought along." I say as I calm down, wiping tears from my eyes.


"I see... Well then, guess what?" I ask, seeming excited.
supertinyking said
"....Who told him?" She asks, looking around. She then shrugs, and just holds Him, in a tight hug.


"I'm going to be a-" He stops when she hugs him, and soon hugs her back. "...I love you Lisa..."

ShadowVentus said
"Heyo! I'm h--" I interrupt myself as I read Creed's sig and take a moment to read what just happened regarding him and Lisa. "..BAHAHAHA!" I fall to the floor laughing, my eyes watering.


I appears, standing beside you, before crouching next to you. "What's so funny?" I ask, my voice neutral, my grey eyes the same.
supertinyking said
"This unit, and all of the others are in fine shape sir." The large one says. He then turns to the dragon."Sorry about your eye." He adds.The clone, moving rapidly, yanks out a similar amount of Jessica's hair."Now you both are even." He says. "Now, shall we continue our look?"


"Good." Natsu replies as Acnologia just huffs.
"It is quite alright. Just try not to do it again." The dragon says, growling a bit.
Jessica lets out a scream and looks like she's about to strangle the clone before Kevin grabs her hand, pulling her away. "Hey! Calm down, everyone!" He says, before stopping, now looking into Jessica's eyes.
Jessica gets a bit red under the mask and yanks her arm away. "Lets get going, it seems the fairies are the only ones here..." She says.
"Right..." Kevin replies.
supertinyking said
Lisa shows up holding a pregnancy test."Creed guess what?!" She says, excitedly.


"I'm going to be a father? I'm going to be a father? I'm going to be a father?" Creed asks repeatedly, it seems he's broken.
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