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10 yrs ago
89% of magic tricks are not magic. Technically, they are sorcery.
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11 yrs ago
"The moral of the story is: never take a child away from a loving parent. Especially the ones that build children that shoot rockets from their eyes." -Aurelio Voltaire
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shion sonozoki said
i shrug and a box of cereal appers in my hand and i start eating it


"..." I just stare at you. "You are a strange one... the last person who saw how the combat works here went mad trying to figure it out. I wonder how old Craggy is doing right now..."
"CRAGGY HAS PERISHED FROM FALLING OFF THE MAP." Appears in red in a text box in front of me.
"Aww man..." I say. "He owes me ten bucks..."
NoahFire said
"I think ill stick to Madison. Nice to meet you Mis. Madison." He says. Normaly at this point people would shake hands or something in greeting, but if anything He showed he wanted to not touch anything with his handa.


"Well, are you just going to stand there or what?" She asks. She snaps and some machines start going around the place, cleaning up.
shion sonozoki said
my eyes widen and i doge him and grab his axe from behind and strike him in the side and bring the axe up to my face shaking"...."


Oddly, when you strike it it does cut, but there is only a game-like animation of blood spurting and a sudden splotch of blood on the ground. A number flashes: 122 and a health bar goes down a bit. I unsheathe my sword and slice at him. The score flashes :15,000. The midget falls to the ground, dead. "Sorry about that. I haven't used this room in a while..."
NoahFire said
He moves away from Madison a bit but then moves closer to get her attention "Whats your... name?" He asks.


She turns to him and smiles. "My name is Madison. Or you can call me psycho, most people do. Roland even has a special name for me 'super psycho science bitch'. I think he likes me."
shion sonozoki said
i nod and put my free arm at you putting the gun in my hoodie pocket


I smile, but it doesn't reach my eyes. I grab your hand and we are both teleported to a rather small shack, with stacks of pizza boxes with a woman on them in a corner and a bandit tied up to a pole outside, seen through the window, dead. There is a bed in the corner across from the pizza boxes. The whole place is covered in about an inch of dust. "Yeah, I lied. It's pretty shabby..." I walk over to a door in the back and open it. This room is much more clean and orderly, and larger too. There is a simple bed, and a dresser to the side by the door. Nothing much else, except when I go into it I snatch something off of a desk in one of the corners. "This is the guest room. People often wonder why I give them the best rooms, I just tell them I do." I then go to open a small fridge, and when I do a midget jumps out. "FUCK!" The midget shouts a war cry and jumps at you, waving it's axe, prepared to strike.
NoahFire said
"I fell through a portal and ended up here... Whats with all the blood?" He asks Glancing around at all the blood.


"Hmm? Oh, some experiment gone wrong. Poor babies. Least it was quick, and... nah, it was definitely painful. That was quite the experiment though, I got lots of data from that..." She says, now not paying attention to the boy and moving on to talk more to herself.
shion sonozoki said
spongebobi put my sleeve near my face and grab the gun with my outer hand (( this is irl me so you im shy at firdt till you get to know me and this is how i would act))


I stand back up and think. "Well, you don't have anywhere to stay, I take it? You can stay at my place, if you wish. I have plenty of extra rooms for you to choose from, and it's probably one of the safest places in the multiverse." I then seem to realize something. "Oh, only if you wish of course. I will very much understand if you choose to decline..."
NoahFire said
Gonna pick the first person who popped In my head... Where ever Madison Is a portal opens up on the roof. And a man in a Deep blue hoodie falls through. "Ah!" He says as he falls, landing on the floor with a rather loud thump. The portal closes and the man stands up brushing himself off. The hood is covering his face. He has black gloves on and long jeans. Hes wearing black short boots. The man looks around, confused. He turns to Madison "Hello, mam. Where am I right now?" He asks. His voice is deep very deep but at the same time slightly worried but kind.


He finds himself in a lab, a very bloody one at that. There is blood in every nook and cranny, along with a couple piles of unrecognizable meat.
"You're in my lab, random stranger." Madison says as she spins around to face him, in her chair. "Now, tell me, what are you ding here?" She is also covered head to toe in blood, except her eyes, which are shielded by goggles.
shion sonozoki said
i shrug and drop the gun it going off and i fall back and get hit in the leg.


I run over and pull out another health vial, and when I use it this time you notice there is no pain. The bullet wound heals, the bullet being pushed out if still inside. I then walk over to the gun and pick it up, clicking the safety. "One, don't drop a gun. Two, keep the safety on if you don't intend to use it." I say simply, moving to hand the gun back to you. "Gotta be smarter than what you're messing with..."
shion sonozoki said
"ok.....then" i say looking at you ((wtf XD))


"...Well, what shall we do now?" I ask, looking back at you.

NoahFire said
Herro =3 Anyone care to help me test out my new char?


Sure. Send him to whoever you please (all my characters are open at the moment)
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