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10 yrs ago
89% of magic tricks are not magic. Technically, they are sorcery.
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11 yrs ago
"The moral of the story is: never take a child away from a loving parent. Especially the ones that build children that shoot rockets from their eyes." -Aurelio Voltaire
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NoahFire said
I cough up more blood and turn dark blue from lack of oxygenMadison finds two silvers, shes in an empty metal room with simply one silver on the wall, slowlt dissapereing as he screams in pain. The other silver is holding a button down. He smiles at Madison "Hello, exuse him he just wont seem to shut up." He says.


Brick once again injects the health vial into you, and this one supplies oxygen for you to breathe. "Come on girl, don't die." Brick says.
Madison runs over to the other Silver and punches him before throwing some kind of red rock at the one that's dying. He is almost instantly healed of any injury, and then he is teleported to her lab, into a stasis chamber.
shion sonozoki said
"i dont know" i push a button and a giant ball it thrown at them "well if you dont win i can try and if i dont win you will so lets do this" i say


The ball hits their racer and bounces away, no damage done. "We can't kill each other." I tell you. "The race is forced to be fair. The track, however, can kill you."
shion sonozoki said
you see me pull up and i look at you "hey do you even know its amie" i grin "lets say you never stop a drag racer from racing"


"Eh, I had an idea it was you." I reply as the racers get ready, with some bandits shooting spit wads at us, which I dodge without even really trying. "Where are they getting that paper, and the straws?!"
supertinyking said
Riki walks forward, cracking his knuckles, and he begins to hum a note. Soon, slowly and surely, the building is restored. However, it is now made out of a shiny chrome."Ha! That looks bad ass....." He says.


Half of the guild. "Awesome!"
The other half stare in shock.
shion sonozoki said
i look at you "now stand there and look pretty wile i look badass" i grin at you "chris" i laugh


Before you know it, the bandit runner now looks way better and when I turn it on I laugh and blast away. "Not a chance in HELL!" I roar back as the machine crashes into the starting line, right where I'm supposed to be. "...Well, that was convenient." I say.
The guild members just stand and stare at the sith and Riki and the man, not knowing what to do, as Mavis and Makarov pull off some magical bullshit and the town is restored. And seconds after the guild building reappears, it collapses.
"GOD DAMN IT!" Several guild members fed up with this gag cry. The rest just kind of sigh and get to work rebuilding it.
shion sonozoki said
i cross my arms "look pretty my ass" i mumble. i dissaper and a diffident racer appears right next to your spot with a girl you seem to know


I am still driving, and look over at her. "Hey, you getting in on the race?" I ask, struggling a bit to be heard over the racket my ride is making. It then sputters to a stop. "Son of a bitch..." I mutter as I get out and begin fixing it, working very fast.
shion sonozoki said
"so do i get in the racer with chris or stand here" i say


"..." I look at Scooter. "What is the probability of death?"
"Considering you're no God of Racing, probably 100%!" Scooter proclaims.
I look at you. "Well, there you go. You just stand there and look pretty while I look badass." I say, smirking, before driving off. Scooter presses a few buttons on a machine and you're both teleported to a kind of 'spectators box' with all the racers lining up. Of course, I haven't reached it just yet.
shion sonozoki said
"ummm what do i do in this" i ask you with a face of concern.


"It should be pretty simple." It is. Scooter has buttons, highlighted with text of just what it does, for the weapons. There's two pedals, one for forward, one for reverse. All of them have labels.
supertinyking said
I give you a hug."I am sorry for your loss." I say.


I stiffen under your hug, uncomfortable. "Thanks... I guess..."
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