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10 yrs ago
Obligitary 'what is love' reference. *Starts jamming along to the damn good song.*
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10 yrs ago
I think I've found the right humour level for this forum. Brutal stabbings = OK, drug references = not OK. Good to know.
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10 yrs ago
Hands up if you want a way to move PM's into different folders en masse.
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10 yrs ago
I have come to another conclusion: If someone survives the first lot of stabbings, stab them again because you really don't need a witness to your attempted murder.
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10 yrs ago
If someone survives the first lot of stabbing, stab them again because they're clearly a witch and need to be killed.
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Just a stranger in a strange land... Nah, not really. Born in SA, Moved to the UK. Warhammer 40K fanatic and devourer of sci-fi and fantasy fiction, loves 20th century history.

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It'll be written on my phone just FYI, and I also have something to finish up. Might be an hour or so.


I take that back. Something just cropped up that's a massive time sink. Really sorry about this :/ .
@Dannyrulx

Get a reply, I wanna join the party. =3


It'll be written on my phone just FYI, and I also have something to finish up. Might be an hour or so.
It took fifteen posts to go from 'In the grim darkness of the 41st millennia,' to 'LET'S GET DRUNK AND PUNCH STUFF, WOOO!'
My name... Is Agenmanatee. To the everyday RP'er, I'm just a 40K obsessed writer... But secretly...

I'm a lvl 100 Tauren Shaman...
And my Imperial red?!
@NecroKnight

Sure, once Manatee's done an answer, I'll do an answer.
"Now that... That fucking sucks girl. I got shot in the face to get this puppy and that still sucks." She chuckled, before offering a further explanation. "About... Three? I think three, maybe two years ago my squad was doing some patrols around a sector that had techheads investigating something. Apparently an old weapon blueprint that would allow them to build some specialist plasma cannons or something. I don't remember the details. What I do remember is that as I was taking my helmet off we got charged by some Orks. One of those fuckers was spraying bullets everywhere and one of those bullets punched through my helmet and straight into my eye socket. Medic said that the helmet had stopped it from just punching through my skull. I killed the Ork that did it. Got the honour of bearing the regimental banner as well, which meant a bit more pay my way. Oh, and upholding the 'honour' of the Cadian 132nd. Whatever's left of that tattered thing." She scowled the last bit before her face lightened up.

"You look hungry. Here;" she raised one of her hand, grease dripping down it, and offered her one of the hunks of crimson meat she had cut from the squig. "Also, you look sober. Not criticising that, there are some that don't like the taste of, but it's awfully hard to enjoy a post-battle party without a bit of buzz." she paused a second, her eyebrows creased, before continuing. "Wait a minute, that means I am criticising you not drinking. Sorry about that..." She shook her head, before indicating to the meat with the same appendage. "Tastes like chicken, mixed with a side of algae. The Valhllans love it because it tastes like a slightly more flavourful version of the shit that you eat, isn't that right Aleksander?!" She turned her head as she shouted this, eyes searching for the man in question. "Iskander's dead, burna got him. Cunt." Came the reply, and she deflated a bit as she turned back to face the girl.

"Damn. I actually liked that guy. Could drink most Cadians under the table, and unlike most of those frozen-balled bastards, he could take a joke as well. Veteran too, couple of years behind him." She pulled out a match from a pocket and struck it against her trousers, before bringing the flame up to her lho-stick, sending puffs of smoke up into the air. She looked up into the sky, watching as the stars twinkled above them, before glancing back down at the girl. "So, you still haven't told me where you came from. What planet I mean. In case the grey threw you off, I am actually Cadian. Some of us don't wear the khaki, although by looking at the world you wouldn't know it."
She turned.
An Ork head.
Into.
A fucking football.

An ORK head.
Into a football.
Nah it's fine. Thinking of a Krupp experimental pilot. Gatling guns attached to the arms, jump boosters, the whole hog.
I'd assume so. Lower means less air in the canopy needed, and you avoid needing pressurisation, and the fact that wind is worse higher up.
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