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Darog (/ˈdʒiːzəs/; Greek: Ἰησοῦς Badass; 7–2 BC to Whenever he feels like it), also referred to as Darog the Badger God, is the central figure of Christianity, whom the teachings of most Christian denominations hold to be the Son of The Great Badger. Christianity regards Darog as the awaited Messiah (or "The Badger God") of the Old Testament and refers to him as Darog Barrowolf, a name that is also used in non-Christian contexts. Virtually all modern scholars of antiquity agree that Darog existed historically, although the quest for the historical Darog has produced little agreement on the historical reliability of the Gospels and on how closely the biblical Darog reflects the historical Darog.Most scholars agree that Darog The Badger God was a great warrior and an all round badass. who preached his message orally, was baptized in the blood of his fallen enemies by some weird fuck, and was crucified in Jerusalem on the orders of the Roman prefect, some poncy no namer. Scholars have constructed various portraits of the historical Darog, which often depict him as having one or more of the following roles: the leader of an apocalyptic movement, Messiah, a charismatic healer, a sage and philosopher, or an egalitarian social reformer, or more accurately, the baddest ass of all. Scholars have correlated the New Testament accounts with non-Christian historical records to arrive at an estimated chronology of Darog's life. The widely accepted calendar era (abbreviated as "AD", alternatively referred to as "CE"), counts from a medieval estimate of the awesomeness of Darog. Christians believe that Darog has a "unique significance" in the world. Christian doctrines include the beliefs that Darog was conceived by the Holy Spirit, was born of a virgin, performed miracles and blackjack parties with hookers and shotguns, founded the Church of Cool, died by crucifixion as a sacrifice to achieve no fucks, rose from the dead to get bitches and give his killers stitches, and ascended into heaven, whence he will return after his all nighters of drinking and sexual deviancy. The great majority of Christians worship Darog as the incarnation of The Great Badger, The Badger God, the second of three persons of a Divine Trinity. In Islam, Darog (commonly transliterated as "Dargod") is considered one of The Great Badger's important prophets and the Messiah. To Muslims, Darog is a bringer of Coolness and was born of a badass sexy Badger girl. According to the Quran, Jesus was not crucified but was physically raised into the heavens by The Great Badger.

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Name: Deekus Vaalim "Centurion"
Age: 40 (Norisian Age is equivalent to a human in their teens)
Personality: ~~WIP~~
History: ~~WIP~~
Powers/Abilities:

Force-Field Manipulation - Centurion's main ability. He can generate and manipulate Force-fields, creating from an internal energy source and a Neural link with Deekus' mind, allowing easier and more fluid control over the force-fields he creates. Despite being a primarily a defensive tactic, Deekus has a wide range of offensive capabilities with his force-field, one of his more powerful is the creation of an "Air Bomb" for particularly more powerful foes.

[Superhuman Level Physical conditioning - Norisians are beyond the human limits in physical conditioning, but with the Centurion suit, Deekus# own abilities have been pushed into superhuman level, allowing to withstand high levels of damage and dish out as much as he needs.

Flight - Deekus, without the suit is gifted with the ability to fly.

Equipment:

Battle Ready Combat Arms Borg Suit Mark XI "The Centurion" - The suit was discovered on the Planet Vulka. Zakarr and Deekus considered it a relic, and tried to move it, but in a turn of events, the suit latched itself onto Deekus, and adjusting to his physiology, the sudden shock and trauma of the suit adjusting to Deekus kncoked him unconscious. After a week of recovering, Deekus joined Zakarr in travelling to Earth, under his adopted brother's tutelage in controlling his newfound abilities. The Suit itself comes with a sentient AI, allowing the suit itself to offer tactical advice, and to take over in dire situations.

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~~~Natasha Frost~~~


The door opened quicker than she expected. Hercules stood a cup of coffee in his hand. The look on his face hinted that he knew she was coming to his home, and she was right. Right off the bat he listed Natasha’s APCA Agent File. This was a surprise to her. She had a hard time thinking his partner would be able to do the same; Hercules was one of few brains within the agency for a short time. However, she soon turned her rather expression into that of a scowl after his comment on needing to get a boyfriend.

“Just because I like rom-coms does not mean I need a boyfriend, ass” she thought as she shrugged it off, turning her scowl into a slight laugh. “I don’t like working in Metro Bay that much at all. Plus it would only attract unwanted attention to APCA.” She replied, her accent reverting to her roots, an English tinged, softly spoken Russian accent. She took the tiny tracker and placed it in her jacket’s pocket. She moved over to the couch and sat down, his house a lot cleaner and organised than she had expected, most of the Genius level intellectuals were very messy in both their appearance and lifestyle.

“That has come to a sudden halt, thanks to one of our agents…it’s growing out of hand” she remarked, crossing her legs and she got into a more comfortable position. “I’ve been sent to keep an eye on you and Skull-Man for a few reasons. We believe that you might be in danger, same goes with Skull-Man due to the increase of….potential super powered anomalies. There’s also been word of a potential “extra-terrestrial” anomaly here in Metro Bay, we are not sure of its purpose, but I think it is best you keep a look out, Hercules” The tone of the last word was leaning towards more of a mockery. She smiled once again at Richie “Well, isn’t bad manners to not offer a drink to a guest?” she replied in a playful manner. “Where is your insane partner in crime?”

~~~Red Dragon/Skull-Man~~~


Red Dragon nodded as Allison exited from her vehicle. He smiled underneath the mask after her comment on Dragon being just an imagination. “I’ve been told worse, but let’s focus on the task at hand” he retorted, heading towards the Library entrance. “He’s a part time Librarian, he’s possibly the only one I know who can get in touch with Skull-Man, he’s not much of a talker. Straight to business with him” Red Dragon explained as they both entered the library. Red Dragon scanned the area carefully, seeing the young man stacking books upon the shelves. He wore formal attire consisting of a pair of Jeans, shirt and vest with a pair shoes.
Red Dragon immediately called him over. The young man simply walked over, not looking directly at both Dragon and Allison. He shuffled a little closer, leaning in. “You here for him?”

Red Dragon nodded, as the young man looked around. “Right…nearby building, wait there, he’ll be there, I’ll make sure of it” Red Dragon nodded in response. As the two left the Library, Red Dragon looked at Allison. “I almost forgot that you can’t fly, here” Red Dragon placed his left arm around her waist, lifting her off the ground with himself, taking her upon the nearby roof. “You should really learn to fly, it can be rather useful you know.” Red Dragon uttered playfully.

The Librarian was in fact Skull-Man, without his signature outfit. He was known simply as Joseph Kane, acting as unfamiliar as one can possibly be outside his more outlandish persona. He quickly walked into the rest room, his boss gave him a very flexible shift, Joseph did not really need the job, it was more of a way to keep him in a normal life, to keep him in line from going down a dark path again. He sighed, taking off the clothes, bagging them and then immediately got into his usual costume. Skull-Man was back on shift, this time to meet Red Dragon and the young woman who accompanied him. He smiled at the thought, climbing out of the rest room window and out into the alleyway, the building he said told Red Dragon he would meet him. He looked around, the alley was not too far apart. He readied himself, running up the side of the library and kicking himself off in a short burst of air. Stretching both hands out, Skull-Man managed to grip the ledge of the window and immediately pulled himself into a more comfortable position to climb up the building. Free Running or “parkour” was one of his favourite past times when he was patrolling or just enjoying the city sites for all their wonders. Needless to say, scaling up the building was nothing for him, with agility and speed it only took Skull-Man a few minutes to climb onto the rooftop. Both Red Dragon and the young female companion looked in his direction, both watching the immortal climb onto his feet.

“hey RD! How ya been? Trouble with the Kagemusha Clan again? Is this your “Red Dragon Lady” wink wink” he said with without taking a breath. “Anyway, the handsome Librarian told me you wanted to see, so here I am! In my…errr…Skull-ness!” He said with an eccentric tone as he walked around, looking the young girl up and down. “You don’t seem to be wearing a costume, so I take it you’re a civilian? I KNOW! You are looking for your kitten, who turned out to be a super evil genius criminal mastermind and Red Dragon is hopeless to find him? Please say yes”

~~~Zakarr~~~


“Sir, it seems that the two warriors you fought earlier have made contact with this “Skull-Man”, whilst Hercules, has an unknown target with him at this moment….do you think she is a threat?” Zakarr looked over to his second in command. “no..I think we may found our last champion, Mazafr, well done” Zakarr replied with authority and praise. “Soon we will be able to take our home from Emperor Malus!” he shouted, rallying his warriors aboard his ship. He was then locked in deep thought. “Hopefully this will be enough to take him down…we cannot let our home suffer any longer….they will help us, even if I take them with me by force”
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Happy boithday! Ely!
It's probably because Japan has been over done many times why they said its unlikely.

But god damn do I want a Ninja Creed game, it makes a lot of sense.
Cayden Black said
I have a 360 and ps3. All I can say to this rather bizarre console is...


Lol master race.
Darn it! late reply! Yes Cyberninjas are welcome 8D.
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