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Darog (/ˈdʒiːzəs/; Greek: Ἰησοῦς Badass; 7–2 BC to Whenever he feels like it), also referred to as Darog the Badger God, is the central figure of Christianity, whom the teachings of most Christian denominations hold to be the Son of The Great Badger. Christianity regards Darog as the awaited Messiah (or "The Badger God") of the Old Testament and refers to him as Darog Barrowolf, a name that is also used in non-Christian contexts. Virtually all modern scholars of antiquity agree that Darog existed historically, although the quest for the historical Darog has produced little agreement on the historical reliability of the Gospels and on how closely the biblical Darog reflects the historical Darog.Most scholars agree that Darog The Badger God was a great warrior and an all round badass. who preached his message orally, was baptized in the blood of his fallen enemies by some weird fuck, and was crucified in Jerusalem on the orders of the Roman prefect, some poncy no namer. Scholars have constructed various portraits of the historical Darog, which often depict him as having one or more of the following roles: the leader of an apocalyptic movement, Messiah, a charismatic healer, a sage and philosopher, or an egalitarian social reformer, or more accurately, the baddest ass of all. Scholars have correlated the New Testament accounts with non-Christian historical records to arrive at an estimated chronology of Darog's life. The widely accepted calendar era (abbreviated as "AD", alternatively referred to as "CE"), counts from a medieval estimate of the awesomeness of Darog. Christians believe that Darog has a "unique significance" in the world. Christian doctrines include the beliefs that Darog was conceived by the Holy Spirit, was born of a virgin, performed miracles and blackjack parties with hookers and shotguns, founded the Church of Cool, died by crucifixion as a sacrifice to achieve no fucks, rose from the dead to get bitches and give his killers stitches, and ascended into heaven, whence he will return after his all nighters of drinking and sexual deviancy. The great majority of Christians worship Darog as the incarnation of The Great Badger, The Badger God, the second of three persons of a Divine Trinity. In Islam, Darog (commonly transliterated as "Dargod") is considered one of The Great Badger's important prophets and the Messiah. To Muslims, Darog is a bringer of Coolness and was born of a badass sexy Badger girl. According to the Quran, Jesus was not crucified but was physically raised into the heavens by The Great Badger.

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For Halo's transformation to be complete, he needs either a school girl outfit or a nurse outfit.
As the title suggests, I have some ideas floating around my head, some are plots and others just ideas yet to develop into a plot. Hopefully someone will help me develop these ideas into some really fun RPs. Only a few stipulations such as that I won't be able to post very often since its hectic at my job right now, the least I can do is a post per week, the most about four a week and that romances don't go further than a fad to black scene . but after around May I should be okay to post more regularly.

With that out of the way, here's some ideas I have.


So these are my current ideas, hope you find some of them worth checking out. PM me or reply to the thread if you are, and hopefully we can start brainstorming ideas!.

Also, I'm most definitely willing to try any of your ideas, fantasy, sci-fi, just let me know and I'll be willing to work on them.
Dervish said
Super awesome! That's way more cerebral than I'd be able to handle, so the fact you're going to likely discover some crazy shit in the cosmos one day with mind-crushing mathematics is pretty cool. Congrats, dude!


Halos becomes a Superhero.

Captain Mathematics.
FUCKIN RAD BRO!

Happy for you xD.
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