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Darog (/ˈdʒiːzəs/; Greek: Ἰησοῦς Badass; 7–2 BC to Whenever he feels like it), also referred to as Darog the Badger God, is the central figure of Christianity, whom the teachings of most Christian denominations hold to be the Son of The Great Badger. Christianity regards Darog as the awaited Messiah (or "The Badger God") of the Old Testament and refers to him as Darog Barrowolf, a name that is also used in non-Christian contexts. Virtually all modern scholars of antiquity agree that Darog existed historically, although the quest for the historical Darog has produced little agreement on the historical reliability of the Gospels and on how closely the biblical Darog reflects the historical Darog.Most scholars agree that Darog The Badger God was a great warrior and an all round badass. who preached his message orally, was baptized in the blood of his fallen enemies by some weird fuck, and was crucified in Jerusalem on the orders of the Roman prefect, some poncy no namer. Scholars have constructed various portraits of the historical Darog, which often depict him as having one or more of the following roles: the leader of an apocalyptic movement, Messiah, a charismatic healer, a sage and philosopher, or an egalitarian social reformer, or more accurately, the baddest ass of all. Scholars have correlated the New Testament accounts with non-Christian historical records to arrive at an estimated chronology of Darog's life. The widely accepted calendar era (abbreviated as "AD", alternatively referred to as "CE"), counts from a medieval estimate of the awesomeness of Darog. Christians believe that Darog has a "unique significance" in the world. Christian doctrines include the beliefs that Darog was conceived by the Holy Spirit, was born of a virgin, performed miracles and blackjack parties with hookers and shotguns, founded the Church of Cool, died by crucifixion as a sacrifice to achieve no fucks, rose from the dead to get bitches and give his killers stitches, and ascended into heaven, whence he will return after his all nighters of drinking and sexual deviancy. The great majority of Christians worship Darog as the incarnation of The Great Badger, The Badger God, the second of three persons of a Divine Trinity. In Islam, Darog (commonly transliterated as "Dargod") is considered one of The Great Badger's important prophets and the Messiah. To Muslims, Darog is a bringer of Coolness and was born of a badass sexy Badger girl. According to the Quran, Jesus was not crucified but was physically raised into the heavens by The Great Badger.

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In ♘Evolution vs. Creationism☼ → 12 yrs ago Forum: Off-Topic Discussion

I don't think you understand how Science works. Don't worry, I wouldn't call you an idiot for it, just terribly misinformed.

I'm calling your post laughable, not stupid

In ♘Evolution vs. Creationism☼ → 12 yrs ago Forum: Off-Topic Discussion

Yog Sothoth said
interesting post, but it won't matter, atheism will be gone in about fifty years when the populations shift and Africa and the middle east become the dominant powers. religion has seen worse than most people can imagine and it's still here, so regardless of how much atheists insult or argue, faith and belief come naturally to us, it has been proven. also since when does something always have to be fact to be the right course of action? no one can make an absolute prediction, also science is mostly guess work and not always correct. religion is asking for people to trust in it and have belief in it. we as a species put faith in each other to do the right thing and are never always sure what the outcome of a decision is. my opinion, evolution is still believed because it has yet to be disproved, but for all we know it could be disproved in the next ten years. before you guys jump on me and call me a religious moron like many atheist jerks do, I'm not religious, I'm a philosopher and i laugh at how hypocritical atheists are nowadays by calling people stupid and retarded. it proves how hateful human beings who don't truly understand knowledge are and just use it to feel superior.

Thank you for making me laugh so much.

In Rate the Signature Above You → 12 yrs ago Forum: Spam Forum

8.9/10

In ☆ "I got 99 problems but_______ " ☆ → 12 yrs ago Forum: Spam Forum

I've got no problems because I'm pretty fantastic and cool.

In what not to do → 12 yrs ago Forum: Spam Forum

I remember my first beer.

*Dramatic Re-enactment*

In Hey Spam → 12 yrs ago Forum: Spam Forum

Sorting out work, probs start a family or something.

You?

In Post here and I'll give you a nickname. → 12 yrs ago Forum: Spam Forum

Sherlock Holmes said

"Sherly Holmes aka Benadiana Cumberbatch"

In Post here and I'll give you a nickname. → 12 yrs ago Forum: Spam Forum

Aragorn said
My body is ready.

"AraBabbeh, King of the returnaning."

K-97 said
This better be good.

"Muthafucka of Fuck Mothers."

ONL said
All you need is love, but you need a hell lot of drugs to keep you pretty.

"Lon"

Mtntopview said
I love nicknames! They make me feel like I'm socially accepted. *pulls himself out from under the bridge*

"Honolulusaurus Rexodon 9000"

ImANargleHunter said
Dargo bby

"Nargsy-Wam, Thank you Ma'am."

Azarthes said
He's got a massive cockI dedicate this post to Nargle's sig for giving me such inspiration

"Aza The Diamonback"

Halo said
mehA.

"Captain Mathematics Aka Steve Algebra"

Serpentine said

"Sammy Serpanister The Impress"

ishtar said
Add me to the list, please.

"Ishi-Bishi Kawaii Chan!"

In Post here and I'll give you a nickname. → 12 yrs ago Forum: Spam Forum

Frizan said
No.

"Dat Spie from Tem Fortoos Too"

Beatrix said
:D

"BEAIOCHAN, WHY U MAKE MIKE BU KILL DONG ZHUO?!"

Sloth said
I have no idea what's going on.

"Grim-Dark Zoro"

Esper said
-slaps upside the head-I am ready Mr Badger. <3

"Espuuurr Bondage-Born"

Smiral said
video unrelated

"Powertits McBigLarge"

The Nexerus said
'Smiral' is already a nickname, you're not allowed to post in this thread.

"Grammadolf Hitler"

<div style="white-space:pre-line;">Darog (/ˈdʒiːzəs/; Greek: Ἰησοῦς Badass; 7–2 BC to Whenever he feels like it), also referred to as Darog the Badger God, is the central figure of Christianity, whom the teachings of most Christian denominations hold to be the Son of The Great Badger. Christianity regards Darog as the awaited Messiah (or "The Badger God") of the Old Testament and refers to him as Darog Barrowolf, a name that is also used in non-Christian contexts. Virtually all modern scholars of antiquity agree that Darog existed historically, although the quest for the historical Darog has produced little agreement on the historical reliability of the Gospels and on how closely the biblical Darog reflects the historical Darog.Most scholars agree that Darog The Badger God was a great warrior and an all round badass. who preached his message orally, was baptized in the blood of his fallen enemies by some weird fuck, and was crucified in Jerusalem on the orders of the Roman prefect, some poncy no namer. Scholars have constructed various portraits of the historical Darog, which often depict him as having one or more of the following roles: the leader of an apocalyptic movement, Messiah, a charismatic healer, a sage and philosopher, or an egalitarian social reformer, or more accurately, the baddest ass of all. Scholars have correlated the New Testament accounts with non-Christian historical records to arrive at an estimated chronology of Darog's life. The widely accepted calendar era (abbreviated as "AD", alternatively referred to as "CE"), counts from a medieval estimate of the awesomeness of Darog. Christians believe that Darog has a "unique significance" in the world. Christian doctrines include the beliefs that Darog was conceived by the Holy Spirit, was born of a virgin, performed miracles and blackjack parties with hookers and shotguns, founded the Church of Cool, died by crucifixion as a sacrifice to achieve no fucks, rose from the dead to get bitches and give his killers stitches, and ascended into heaven, whence he will return after his all nighters of drinking and sexual deviancy. The great majority of Christians worship Darog as the incarnation of The Great Badger, The Badger God, the second of three persons of a Divine Trinity. In Islam, Darog (commonly transliterated as "Dargod") is considered one of The Great Badger's important prophets and the Messiah. To Muslims, Darog is a bringer of Coolness and was born of a badass sexy Badger girl. According to the Quran, Jesus was not crucified but was physically raised into the heavens by The Great Badger.</div>

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