Butthouse Kick, bruh.
It has a nicer ring to it, and don't fall for Svenn's lies. He's a blight upon himself.
Darog the Badger God Member
Kawaii on the streets Senpai in the sheets
STATUS: I ride the waves like a Deaf So-Cal Surfer with an inebriated left leg. 10 yrs ago
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I ride the waves like a Deaf So-Cal Surfer with an inebriated left leg.
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Darog (/ˈdʒiːzəs/; Greek: Ἰησοῦς Badass; 7–2 BC to Whenever he feels like it), also referred to as Darog the Badger God, is the central figure of Christianity, whom the teachings of most Christian denominations hold to be the Son of The Great Badger. Christianity regards Darog as the awaited Messiah (or "The Badger God") of the Old Testament and refers to him as Darog Barrowolf, a name that is also used in non-Christian contexts.
Virtually all modern scholars of antiquity agree that Darog existed historically, although the quest for the historical Darog has produced little agreement on the historical reliability of the Gospels and on how closely the biblical Darog reflects the historical Darog.Most scholars agree that Darog The Badger God was a great warrior and an all round badass. who preached his message orally, was baptized in the blood of his fallen enemies by some weird fuck, and was crucified in Jerusalem on the orders of the Roman prefect, some poncy no namer. Scholars have constructed various portraits of the historical Darog, which often depict him as having one or more of the following roles: the leader of an apocalyptic movement, Messiah, a charismatic healer, a sage and philosopher, or an egalitarian social reformer, or more accurately, the baddest ass of all. Scholars have correlated the New Testament accounts with non-Christian historical records to arrive at an estimated chronology of Darog's life. The widely accepted calendar era (abbreviated as "AD", alternatively referred to as "CE"), counts from a medieval estimate of the awesomeness of Darog.
Christians believe that Darog has a "unique significance" in the world. Christian doctrines include the beliefs that Darog was conceived by the Holy Spirit, was born of a virgin, performed miracles and blackjack parties with hookers and shotguns, founded the Church of Cool, died by crucifixion as a sacrifice to achieve no fucks, rose from the dead to get bitches and give his killers stitches, and ascended into heaven, whence he will return after his all nighters of drinking and sexual deviancy. The great majority of Christians worship Darog as the incarnation of The Great Badger, The Badger God, the second of three persons of a Divine Trinity.
In Islam, Darog (commonly transliterated as "Dargod") is considered one of The Great Badger's important prophets and the Messiah. To Muslims, Darog is a bringer of Coolness and was born of a badass sexy Badger girl. According to the Quran, Jesus was not crucified but was physically raised into the heavens by The Great Badger.
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12 yrs ago
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I did have an idea that is still in its early stages for a Modern Day Fantasy RP.
It's based on an organisation that hunts down escaped and rampaging Yokai. Again this is in its early stages but would like to know if its something that fits with your interests?
It's based on an organisation that hunts down escaped and rampaging Yokai. Again this is in its early stages but would like to know if its something that fits with your interests?
I remember my first beer.
A few that I was gonna mention(Custom Robo, F-Zero, Metal Arms, Dynasty Warriors, Kingdom Under Fire) already have been mentioned, So I'll compile a new list straight from my own library.
Zone of The Enders: The 2nd Runner - I cannot express enough how this game is my favourite PS2 game of all time. The action was fantastic, the Cel-Shading was beautiful and the story was simple yet good. I'm a huge lover of Mech Lore within anything, so this game really appealed to me. I consider this underrated because of its poor sales. I just think it had the nasty habit of being made in the wrong generation. Here's hoping for a 3rd installment!
Legacy of Kain Franchise - Rich world filled some dark and grim lore that even now doesn't really get explored that much in current trends(Dark Souls carries that trend, which I really appreciate). Legacy of Kain is by far my favourite franchise that features Vampires, an order of vampire hunters, and dark Lovecraftian-esque Elder Gods. A complex, heavy hitting story that features themes of destiny, fate, Time Travel, corruption and salvation whilst throwing in some of the single most badass vampires you will see in a game? That is why I love it. granted, Soul Reaver 1 and 2 are very outdated, I still enjoy playing through them. fuck Nosgoth though, which ignores all that for a free 2 play class based third person shooter game. Because we haven't got enough shooters -_-.
Kingdoms of Amalur/Dragon's Dogma - These two rough but fantastic gems are super overlooked by a certain few other big name RPGs(Looking at you, Elder Scrolls). KoA has a very flashy and fun combat than most other RPGs do. But I prefer Dragon's Dogma, because that game does big monster battles perfectly. You have to climb up a cyclops, a dragon to really deal some damage to them(Again, unlike Elder Scrolls which you only need a super strong weapon and just slash at the enemies knees). Also, Dragon's Dogma final battle, is one of my all time favourites.
I will add more when I can remember more plus excuse my terrible grammar spelling, it was late when I posted this and I was tired.
Zone of The Enders: The 2nd Runner - I cannot express enough how this game is my favourite PS2 game of all time. The action was fantastic, the Cel-Shading was beautiful and the story was simple yet good. I'm a huge lover of Mech Lore within anything, so this game really appealed to me. I consider this underrated because of its poor sales. I just think it had the nasty habit of being made in the wrong generation. Here's hoping for a 3rd installment!
Legacy of Kain Franchise - Rich world filled some dark and grim lore that even now doesn't really get explored that much in current trends(Dark Souls carries that trend, which I really appreciate). Legacy of Kain is by far my favourite franchise that features Vampires, an order of vampire hunters, and dark Lovecraftian-esque Elder Gods. A complex, heavy hitting story that features themes of destiny, fate, Time Travel, corruption and salvation whilst throwing in some of the single most badass vampires you will see in a game? That is why I love it. granted, Soul Reaver 1 and 2 are very outdated, I still enjoy playing through them. fuck Nosgoth though, which ignores all that for a free 2 play class based third person shooter game. Because we haven't got enough shooters -_-.
Kingdoms of Amalur/Dragon's Dogma - These two rough but fantastic gems are super overlooked by a certain few other big name RPGs(Looking at you, Elder Scrolls). KoA has a very flashy and fun combat than most other RPGs do. But I prefer Dragon's Dogma, because that game does big monster battles perfectly. You have to climb up a cyclops, a dragon to really deal some damage to them(Again, unlike Elder Scrolls which you only need a super strong weapon and just slash at the enemies knees). Also, Dragon's Dogma final battle, is one of my all time favourites.
I will add more when I can remember more plus excuse my terrible grammar spelling, it was late when I posted this and I was tired.
nobody? really?
Svenn said
excuse you
Die you.
mbl said
I don't remember you saying you were temp leaving. I remember you saying something like "It's been a nice run, I'm out" then a bunch of people freaking out about how sad they were that you were going before I commented "How is this any different from all the other people who leave only to come back in a couple of weaks"
Well, I was actually unsure on what I was going to do, but I did have an RP that needed to be finished. It was mainly a temp leave, I just needed some time to clear my head and thoughts.
BrobyDDark said
I hope you get a migraine everyday before you are inevitably turned into Jeff Goldblum.
That's both epic and terrible at the same time.
Drakel said
/called it/ Still though... Welcome back dude. Glad to see you're still alive. Hows teh fam? living happily? awesome dude!!! me? oh... Finals are kicking my ass this week but I'm still here and alive. Having fun? Cool. Glad to talk with you again. :DGlad to see You're back and still alive with us Drago and I wish you luck on the RP.
Called what?
my return? considering I said I was temp leaving? Plus I have an RP to finish.
my return? considering I said I was temp leaving? Plus I have an RP to finish.
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