Derpestein
Member
The Neckbeard Stroker
STATUS: I'm gonna be gone for some time. Stuff related to boring real life stuff. I won't be back in like. A week. Feel free to kill off any of my characters. 10 yrs ago
- Last Seen: 10 yrs ago
- Old Guild Username: XkatX
- Joined: 12 yrs ago
- Posts: 3313 (0.75 / day)
- VMs: 1
-
Username history
- Derpestein 12 yrs ago
Status
Recent Statuses
10 yrs ago
Current
I'm gonna be gone for some time. Stuff related to boring real life stuff. I won't be back in like. A week. Feel free to kill off any of my characters.
10 yrs ago
"You have no friends." NO NEED TO REMIND ME, GUILD! >:C
3
likes
10 yrs ago
Damnit, Witch. Right in muh feelings ;(
2
likes
10 yrs ago
What is love
10 yrs ago
@Zorogami I know that feel :(
1
like
Bio
Sometimes I pretend to be an airplane, because it discourages tripping and other clumsy acts, because any mistake I make is the death of innocent men, women and children.
...I swear I'm sane.
Most Recent Posts
Greens shook the researchers hand firmly, however, he didn't return the smile. "Yes. Yes, we will."
I'll get my CS up later.
However, I'm terrible at finding real life pictures. It'll take me a while.
However, I'm terrible at finding real life pictures. It'll take me a while.
In
Into the Fire (travelling modern day young group on the run) (working title)
→
12 yrs ago
Forum: General Interest Checks
This sounds so cool! And fun! And interesting! And...And...
Amazeballs.
Amazeballs.
psychopathickids said
Guess I better start carrying a bazooka. :/
A rapid fire bazooka? If not, you're still screwed. Sorry kid, but the evil bunnies are gonna get ya.
LesleyDrakken said
"Well, you may or may not like this, but I have to be honest: there's probably some others like it back there. We found the corpse of another back at the farm we recovered it from. Injuries suggest they may have died fighting each other over a female."
Goats.
Goat God said
Derp you came up with it, you and LesleyDrakken Describe it.
I got enough spotlight for now. Let's let everyone else post.
Goat God said
"What have you observed? What can this thing ? I need, i need to start with the D Classes." Chad starts to pull out a piece of paper and begins to try and write what Green had saw in the line of battle.
"Telekinesis. Death if you get within seven meters, or atleast, people who've got in that distance have just...vanished. We didn't take risks and we tried to capture it near immediately, so sorry, Mister Risk Human Lives For Science, but we couldn't find out everything." He paused for a second. He turned around, and left the chamber.
Goat God said
As the Group steps into the Containment room, the Goat was just sitting there. "Okay. It looks just like a normal Goat, Greens. Stop pulling my leg and show me the REAL SCP."as he said this, the Goat's Eyes started to glow, as if the Goat heard what Chad said. It started to gain a aura of dark energy. "What is going on Greens, this was not in the mission report."
"Stay away from the 'goat'. At least seven meters, please." He coughed. "The 'goat'...Well. Most of us don't believe it's actually a goat. We believe, it's a disguise to look harmless. It took out half of my squad, sir. Highly trained experienced veterans lost their lives to this fucking 'goat'." His hands turned into fists. 'Piece of shit 'goat'.'
NO NO NO NO NO...
PHYSIC GOAT THAT CAN KILL SHIT, IT'S JUST A GOAT TO LOOK HARMLESS. IT'S REAL LOOK IS [REDACTED[
PHYSIC GOAT THAT CAN KILL SHIT, IT'S JUST A GOAT TO LOOK HARMLESS. IT'S REAL LOOK IS [REDACTED[
Goat God said
The Goat one?
I edited it. but since you guys went along with it already, I'll revert the change. 'le sigh'
© 2007-2026