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The Neckbeard Stroker

STATUS: I'm gonna be gone for some time. Stuff related to boring real life stuff. I won't be back in like. A week. Feel free to kill off any of my characters. 10 yrs ago
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  • Last Seen: 10 yrs ago
  • Old Guild Username: XkatX
  • Joined: 12 yrs ago
  • Posts: 3313 (0.75 / day)
  • VMs: 1
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    1. Derpestein 12 yrs ago

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Recent Statuses

10 yrs ago
Current I'm gonna be gone for some time. Stuff related to boring real life stuff. I won't be back in like. A week. Feel free to kill off any of my characters.
10 yrs ago
"You have no friends." NO NEED TO REMIND ME, GUILD! >:C
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10 yrs ago
Damnit, Witch. Right in muh feelings ;(
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10 yrs ago
What is love
10 yrs ago
@Zorogami I know that feel :(
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Bio

Sometimes I pretend to be an airplane, because it discourages tripping and other clumsy acts, because any mistake I make is the death of innocent men, women and children.


...I swear I'm sane.

Most Recent Posts

In The 100 → 12 yrs ago Forum: Free Roleplay
Goddamnit, Polar.
In SCP Foundation → 12 yrs ago Forum: Free Roleplay
"Well, Mikhail. Let's do this, then." Greens grinned as he un-holstered his tranquillizer gun.
In The 100 → 12 yrs ago Forum: Free Roleplay
Kenny grumbled many cuss words when he saw that the systems were all destroyed and wrecked. A few beeps from a machine to the side were all that remained. He sighed, calming himself down. He turned around, left the room and went back to the seats, where he saw a dead boy. "Of course one of us dies before we even this leave this stupid shuttle. For fucks sake..." Quite clearly, he wasn't exactly happy about any of this. Near the dead boy was a girl saying "I didn't do it" Over and over again. Kenny just shook his head and looked for an exit from the shuttle.
In SCP Foundation → 12 yrs ago Forum: Free Roleplay
"Ask a researcher. I'm just a task force operative."
In SCP Foundation → 12 yrs ago Forum: Free Roleplay
"How am I s'pposed to know? They never told me that."
In SCP Foundation → 12 yrs ago Forum: Free Roleplay
racoonman said
Would Kiba not become a researcher due to the promotion?


No idea.
In SCP Foundation → 12 yrs ago Forum: Free Roleplay
"Yeah, but it's a telekinetic death goat. Could probably send the tranq's away from it..." Greens muttered. "Worst case scenario, it sends the tranqs back at us or pulls us into the seven meter range..." He loaded his tranquillizer gun.
In SCP Foundation → 12 yrs ago Forum: Free Roleplay
Greens took a tranquillizer gun and went off to capture a telekinetic death goat.
In rasvu → 12 yrs ago Forum: Introduce Yourself
Welcome to the guild, lad!
In The ones from before... (A sci-fi/modern times roleplay) → 12 yrs ago Forum: Casual Roleplay
Everryooooonnee, get to da cinema!
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