Derpestein
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The Neckbeard Stroker
STATUS: I'm gonna be gone for some time. Stuff related to boring real life stuff. I won't be back in like. A week. Feel free to kill off any of my characters. 10 yrs ago
- Last Seen: 10 yrs ago
- Old Guild Username: XkatX
- Joined: 12 yrs ago
- Posts: 3313 (0.75 / day)
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- Derpestein 12 yrs ago
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I'm gonna be gone for some time. Stuff related to boring real life stuff. I won't be back in like. A week. Feel free to kill off any of my characters.
10 yrs ago
"You have no friends." NO NEED TO REMIND ME, GUILD! >:C
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10 yrs ago
Damnit, Witch. Right in muh feelings ;(
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10 yrs ago
What is love
10 yrs ago
@Zorogami I know that feel :(
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Bio
Sometimes I pretend to be an airplane, because it discourages tripping and other clumsy acts, because any mistake I make is the death of innocent men, women and children.
...I swear I'm sane.
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VIIIIIICTOOOORY!
Greens, while SCP-2023-2 was distracted by Mikhail, aimed his gun. He breathed slowly, and remembered where to shoot: The left leg. He aimed at the left leg, squeezed the trigger and hoped. Hoped the tranq hit. Hoped that it wasn't all for nothing.
The tranq hit SCP-2023-2's upper left leg. It moved slower, and slower, and slower and with its last conscious thought before it drifted into sleep, threw a rock at Greens. Quite a large one, too. It hit Greens square in the chest, knocking the breath out of him as Greens fell flat on his ass. The SCP promptly fell asleep from the tranquillizer. "Mission...Accomplished..." Greens said, coughing.
The tranq hit SCP-2023-2's upper left leg. It moved slower, and slower, and slower and with its last conscious thought before it drifted into sleep, threw a rock at Greens. Quite a large one, too. It hit Greens square in the chest, knocking the breath out of him as Greens fell flat on his ass. The SCP promptly fell asleep from the tranquillizer. "Mission...Accomplished..." Greens said, coughing.
Greens looked for the 2023 and held his gun close. He found it, and its eyes started glowing, before-
Crash!
A large rock was thrown telekineticly into his face. He staggered backwards and another rock was slammed into his foot. He nearly tripped, but regained his footing. He aimed his gun, aimed it at the 2023-
And the gun was sent away. The 2023 telekineticly threw the gun to the floor. Not hard enough to smash it, but it was far away from Greens. "Shit."
Crash!
A large rock was thrown telekineticly into his face. He staggered backwards and another rock was slammed into his foot. He nearly tripped, but regained his footing. He aimed his gun, aimed it at the 2023-
And the gun was sent away. The 2023 telekineticly threw the gun to the floor. Not hard enough to smash it, but it was far away from Greens. "Shit."
User said
actuly he isnt the head
Yeah, I'm not the head of the task force. But I'm willing to receive promotions. ;)
Brovo said
I think you'll have to be satisfied with being that one creepy uncle everybody knows.
Now I want to be the creepy uncle that is the brother of the father's mother's grandson's father.
Hi Heinrich! Welcome to our humble little guild of roleplayers.
This sounds really interesting!
"In a few hours" ...Pffffffffffffffffffffffffffffft...
David's run turned into a walk as he saw the cinema. He saw the familiar blonde hair of Cassandra and ran over to her. "Cassy! Hey!" He slowed down to a walk again when he was beside her, and he saw Jack. He waved, before putting his hands into his pockets and hummed a small tune. 'I've been waiting for this film to be out for fooooreeeeeeverrrrr.' David thought.
Who's Claudette talking to? Everyone?
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